Shut up and go make some art that no one is asking for

a lesbian porn parody of The Odyssey called Rosie Fingered Dawn. thank u.

as a lifelong devotee of unwilling mind control kink: absolutely, yes non-con MC erotica can dress up in a lot of ways and explore a lot of things but at its core it's about nonconsensual sex. it's about rape. and it's good & cool when rapists die

At first she thought it was some straight bullshit. One after one of her office friends started making eyes at some scuz from the mailroom. Then she saw one of them in the women's washroom. His eyes glowed, then hers did too. Then she was on her knees... (don't get your hopes up this derails quick)

If any rich tech weirdos are reading this: I will remind you to drink water and tell you you're a good boy for a pretty reasonable fee

This so rarely happens, but the New Yorker recently had a poem I like a lot. Morgan Parker; “Meanwhile It Rains for Two Weeks and the Heat Never Breaks”

VIOLENCE IS PERMISSIBLE EVEN DESIRABLE OCCASIONALLY

this is a fucking crime

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

fuck yeah Slavebreaker Happy birthday to this fantastic story 🎂🎉 Read it immediately if you haven't, it's extremely good!

An Osprey flying past the moon on the way back to the nest.

writing smut about vampires

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

HEAR YE, HEAR YE: God Herself(!!) has come down and given us a decree: YOU MUST THINK OF A BIGGER NUMBER. big fucking number (April 2026, digital collage) is a MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER WHATEVERTOP ROLE PLAYING GAME in which you must think of a bigger number. Think big and maybe something will happen.

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

A male Baltimore Oriole in a Crabapple tree 💮

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Hi, here's where you can read my porn writing please enjoy 🩷 readonlymind.com/@clytemnestr... archiveofourown.org/users/clytem...

had a horrible day and apparently the solution I found was to delete a social media account or two. Dunno why that was supposed to help. Anyway I'm back, hi again, love you