broken doll pantomiming a daily routine as it lies on the ground horizontally. Imaginary cups of tea are delivered to a grateful master, somewhere in the vicinity above its head

there should be a term for popular kinks that have a single defined point of origin in media. I’m talking about stuff like Kaa eyes, or blueberry expansion, etc. Mostly I just want to see a full list.

can’t believe people have been jerking off to me all this time. those nudes were ironic, *IRONIC*

every cat’s cry is different, and designed to tug at the heartstrings of their owner in particular. It is a pidgin language of misery shared between species

there was a brief trend of clear milk tea beverages in Japan about 10 years ago, and it was pretty uncanny. It had the appearance and near consistency of girlcum

I’m tired of being big ;_;

flatfish development always reminds me of Junji Ito’s Enigma of Amigara Fault

you’re into intox kink? That’s cute. I’m doing high-concept flavor denial by dosing a sour-loving sub with miraculin and eating citrus in front of her. Turning that sourpuss into my sweet little girl

I don’t often feel very dommy, but a friend offering to be my test subject for a series of experiments is pushing my buttons a little

what’s my first memory? sorry, best I can do is an unordered “previously on” clip montage of fleeting images

the ladies all call me

(gravely) stupid babies need the most attention

when you think about it, a waffle house cook is a type of hibachi chef

“try to empty your mind of all thoughts” my brain: what if that one scene in Blue Velvet except Dennis Hopper is huffing helium

I bet I could find something perverted to do with a nebulizer if I had the money for one

hopped on fetlife for the first time in years, and the possible list of roles is amazing now. Goblin King, Final Girl, separate categories for puppets of the hand and fuck variety Clown Handler???

I’m like a reverse sissy- I’m only a boy when sufficiently horny

fuck, I wound up in the clickbait video dimension again *someone fills my shoes with molten tin to make a shitty paperweight* *sea shells are hot glued onto my glasses* They call it 5-minute crafts but it’s an eternity in here

they're doing this to me tomorrow

still in brain hell right now, so the best I can do are these cryptid-like dirty mirror nudes

watching the cat struggle with a simple puzzle toy, and wishing I was kept in such an addled state. Maybe through chemical means by a sinister owner Having a sliding mechanism demonstrated over and over again, but the plan dissolves like spun sugar in water when it’s my turn

thinking about the reaction I got a long time ago when I started transitioning as a somewhat well-known tumblr twink. Specifically all of the guys who said some variation of “I’m sad that I’ll grow less attracted to you.”

evil nonbinary person: “Everyone who finds me hot is straight”

I like that a placebo surgery control is called a “sham” Haha, I only anesthetized you and made a shallow incision. You’ve been hoodwinked! The operation was total flimflam!

everyone has introjects, it came free with your theory of mind / mental models of other people

happy 4/20 *passes u a ball joint*

the vast separation between what “autism mom” means in practice, and what it *could* mean I’m talking neurodivergent milfs

I think the cat is jealous of my kitty stuffie. She’ll crawl into my lap / onto my chest and push it aside

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it’s so funny having friends who know that you’re a little. Casually calling you “kiddo,” etc. and cracking jokes about how appropriate things are for you :3

sorry that I’m still crashing out over this, but being teased with the prospect of privacy and personal space only to have it be rescinded at the last moment every time has me feeling like I’m less than a real person

*notices the note taped to my back that says “never allowed to have anything”* enough with the pranks, you guys (-_-;)

I think I miss my roommate, in a quasi-stockholm syndrome kind of way

*suddenly remembers the mental deal that I made with god, if I ever got a moment of privacy* diaper content arc, I guess?

tried to upload some old gifs of femboy me riding a dildo, but the site is having issues still :(

*sees a girl’s dick pic* huh, I wonder if she’s trans *goes to the profile to check*

I wanna be slow and stupid while you touch me. Thoughts melting into syrup, only vaguely understanding what’s going on

my roommate suddenly left (for the next few weeks). This probably means more nudes later, but for now I can do this

a bulleted list of the worst things that have ever happened to you in reverse chronological order. I need to know what I’m working with, and I like to save the juicy stuff for last

I need someone to congratulate me every time that I accomplish a task, condescendingly, as if I were a small child for uh, motivation reasons

my phone keeps trying to turn the “managed” in “I managed to get out of bed” into “mama”

if I don’t get some alone time soon, I’m going to rip myself apart like a sick starfish

choose a side (I will judge you if you get it wrong)

my life sucks, but at least I have rich friends who are willing to fund my biohacking experiments that’s gotta be somewhere on maslow’s pyramid

no you misheard. I’m wearing this mask bc I’m a phlegm boy

*notices a few gay male-only porn accounts interacting with me* see, I’ve got range

hey, don’t cry… chemical supply companies that display their powders in glass buttplugs, ok?

it’s times like this that make me wish I still had access to a lab with psychoactive reagents

maybe this is an autistic masking thing, but I don’t feel like I was a person until well into my young adulthood. The thing before that point was an incomplete facsimile that failed to emulate the things it saw around it

I’m much like a cat in that I’m neotenous enough that people spontaneously feed me