finally, a yassification filter for games. Thanks nvidia

dommebreaking, but you're being broken into a service domme

hastily making excuses as to why I need to end a hangout with my roommate (it’s close to my bedtime >_<)

as a doll, this one is always fake and gay, Miss

extremely lonely, but utterly unwilling to go out

I think being anesthetized or choked out while someone gently goes “shhh” would fix me

who called it esketamine when *sinister* ketamine was right there as an option

the number of times that I’ve used my neuron tattoo as a visual aid while explaining a concept is nonzero

I swear I’m a real person, even though I’ve never bothered decorating a living space before

don’t mind me. I’m just getting angry about drosophila research claims on what is ostensibly my porn account

this is going around on the other site, but given the state of full brain drosophila modeling (limited at best, as late as last year), my bullshit detectors are ringing like crazy

everyone’s arguing about LLM consciousness, when the real question is “does a Claude have Buddha-nature?”

the greatest invention since sliced bread: girl who’s already in her place

I have better taste than you. (found it surprisingly difficult to narrow it down, and I left a lot of good ones out)

vegan piss fetishist who only drinks the fake pee intended for drug testing

getting your orchied sub’s balls replaced so the chastity cage fits again

thinking of getting a fursona, mostly because “Nyx the lynx” looks like a palindrome if you’re not paying attention

I need to either get way less or way more depressed in order to keep my posting game intact

tragedy: would be hotter if forced, but absolutely willing

I love humping @kassassassin.bsky.social's boots (ᐡ•͈ ·̫ •͈ᐡ )ワンワン

everyone tell Kass they’re a meanie for not letting me play video games all day ;_;

swear I’m not plural, but my memories feel like stories told about another person

I’d have fewer motivation issues if I was given a sticker every time that I did something

honestly, one of my biggest issues with the Eva rebuilds was that they could have been gayer. The optimist in me feels that Yoko Taro *might* do better on that front…

catgirl meows in fluent Japanese, shocks patrons and staff にゃあ〜 (猫の日おめでとう！)

started getting into Caves of Qud, which is amazing after getting past the initial learning curve. But behold, the permanent age regressor hat. :o

a cat on the floor tracks warmth as the day passes: lazy sundial

I react like the aliens from Blindsight whenever I come across LLM-written text. “The signal functions to consume the resources of the recipient for zero payoff and reduced fitness. The signal is a virus. The signal is an attack.”

mug that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve had the nameless hypnodrug that makes you malleable and entirely susceptible to suggestions” in very small font

well I *am* a pathetic creature of fragile meat and bone... (one who has parental controls turned on now)

you’ve gotta start wearing one main outfit all the time. It’s strong character design! Gotta be cartoon character-maxxing

I’m not often in a dominant mood, but someone worshiping my feet would be nice right about now

scarecrow girl, fixed several inches above the ground by a pole in her spine. Purpose-built for isolation, she will be replaced as soon as anything living draws near. She gives names to the intermittent dots on the distant horizon; considers them friends.

it/its not like a storm, or a question, but instead like a little kitty cat :3

there’s a reason why biologists call it “sacrificing” a lab animal. It takes an elaborate ritual to transform a living thing into a data point. Would you like to help me fill out this chart? :)

roko’s basilisk, but like a shitty budget version. Give me $5 or I’m going to make you in the sims and delete the pool ladder

fork found in kitchen

punk little who spraypaints sidewalk chalk-esque drawings onto walls

hair removal has left me with patches of sparse hairs on my upper lip, about the same density as cat whiskers. I have the weird impulse to grow them out

please fund my research into finding the human equivalent of catnip, nya (and don’t get mad when it turns out to probably be some kind of synthetic opioid)

it feels like a moral failing on my part that I posess kinks that I don’t really talk about on here. like I’m failing some internal standard of transparency

a Nixie tube is what you use to store me

that’s condescensionslop. You only like it because you don’t know any better. Do you, dummy?

nyaaaaa! catgirls 🤝 curly from the 3 stooges

I wanna be drugged and made to do an intellectual task that I will inevitably fail

today’s mommy issues demand mommy solutions

gestergooning. Gooning on progesterone

*licks you* *licks you* *bites you* *licks you*

I’ve got plans

my roommate is loud and bites me sometimes. Her cat is nice, at least