IDF sona girl is currently making this class i'm only getting out of in 2 hours get side tracked for 20 minutes by making everyone argue about canadian culture vs american culture for no reason i can possibly discern.

my good friend zack coup from hostile soup gun ham

i put monster energy and like 3 whole gulps of orange sodie pop in this thang and it makes it blow up i keep getting mystery orange stuff on my hands

having steamy hot sex with a BITCH who is #lolrandom

woke up one whole hour early because of a fire alarm test in my building and had to go to class early so i passed by the convenience store and FUCKING foolishly got this wacky ass sippy cup contraption instead of a regular lid, FUCK my baka chungus life

drinking that shit that gets mac n’ me stuck on loop on your stream

huge news!: Iconic critter Doodle™ is coming over to the #MCU with a redesign to her ICONIC costume which will modernize her design for MODERN audiences and FINALLY make her good unlike those DOGWATER OLD COMICS

hit 1980 mecha anime trider 67 (the several gunmen with a clear line of sight on me are given the go ahead)

my favourite bit in iron lung was when markiplier met the big scary dracula that wanted to drink the ocean of blood and he said "heh i WILL stop you evildoer or else my name ISN'T john iron lung" and then he fed him a delicious platter of cheesy garlic bread

when i was a small chud child, my peepaw made me listen to a grendizer vinyl, but i couldn’t understand a single thing that was happening cause it was so worn down. hunt this one down if you REALLY want to listen to french audio drama of like 2-3 early episodes of the show

"but iconic local benevolent CEO of Doodleco™ Doodle, what if through a wacky series of events you ironically fall victim to the brainwashing equipment you've made a fortune from?" As if my brain wasn't already rotten from decades of exposure to quebecgamers uploads tsk tsk tsk

getting that acme hrt that both girls you up but also makes you prone to getting squished by anvils and/or grand pianos is what i'm thinking

big fan of the top 10 sonic broads video because it's mostly "LOOK AT THE GAMS ON THIS DAME. and the long quills of hair running down her forehead, boner city am i right fellas?!"but opens with "sonic the hedgehog, heh there's nothing i wouldn't do to get a hold of his BLUE COCK"

[NSFW🔞:latex, bondage, tf, blank] sometimes i just get my super robot pilot twink to go investigate experimental goopy containment nanites i've "accidentally" released in the hangar bay and he whimpers quiet as fuuuuuuuuck

when you go to the doctor's office and he tells you your quintuple bypass surgery has been postponed!!

i'm 99% sure that these guns have a higher poly count than the rest of the robit rn lmao

i'm making some fucking bullshitttttttttttt

is there a way to be less weepy and upset while on estradiol cause i feel like i cry the same amount at real life stuff and like fucking movies or whatever and it’s getting a bit on my nerves tbh. like sure i’ve always been a weepy idiot who cries at random bullshit but like no more than once a week

ohh a little getter fellow innit

why is he so small and why is he in the fartsniffer 5000 chair pod

yoinking off to the type of shit that makes you run into a tunnel that's been painted on a cliff wall

let it be known: i am not ENTIRELY a hack fraud who can't draw as i am currently working on gooping up THIS dork see i'm doing it see lookl FUCK you'Re not loookijnnggggg (gets a bit upset) i HATE you you're so MEAN all the FUCKING time

great variety of critters you can make in this game

you can just seal someone in some new fucked up kinky rubber body with weird proportions that don’t adhere any laws of physics. there are scant few legal repercussions against this actually

i was going insano on this how did i pull it off wtf

they put anti big silly grins in pooltoy tf propaganda on my tl today, shows u what kinda twisted/wicked/rotten society we live in…

ohhh that big fellow is up to no good no he's not

my legless chud son whom i abhor

i don't know what i'm doing i'm just messing around and pushing buttons i'm afraid

little gundum fellow i sketched in class innit

hdg spreads through the "trans people who draw tf kink" community like an evil plague brought to town by a nosferatu type fellow or something to that effect but instead of dying it's posting about how brainwormed it gets you. haha but surely i am strong willed enough not to fall for such a trick

so it turns out that "huh i'm having heart burn at the same time as my heart rate that's speeding up" quickly just makes u get a panic attack that feeds on you getting panicked which makes your heart go faster. got out of there free though yippie canadian health care!

of course i get hospitalized and my ticket is 67 god damnit

i am dying from a strange illness and the doctor said that the ONLY way to cure me is to put various twinks in tight fitting pilot suits/zero suits, PLEASE i NEED this for my health or else i will DIE🪦🪦🪦

guy who films himself holding a mic in between explaining his mario galaxy challenge run: dude yea whenever you hear that thing scratching at your door in the middle of the night and that sounds like your long dead wife but just kinda off, yea you should totes open up for her

this is the fucked up/twisted lil realm i live in btw

yea some of you may not know this but actually i'm posting from the basement of this evil b-b-babe who kidnapped me like 2 years ago cause she found out i googled "forcefem" once. yea sure she's broken my brain into viewing her as my only source of comfort/safety but the internet is great down here

the best feeling in the world if i'm being real is that all my opinions on stuff i like are 100% correct and most of the time if i see opposite opinions to those i hold they're being communicated by youtube video essayists, which means that they are barely sentient soulless husks

it do be like this sometimes

i was onto something holy shit big useless paws on catboys hmmm.... (consults my iconic tomes) yes... the ancient (6 months old) scriptures are right...

these but instead it's of RENOWNED LOCAL CEO Doodle of Doodleco™ fame and they're stuck to Doodleco™'s world famous relief stations. The times are harsh as the twink tax hits the working class, upping the prices to one whole dollar per hour instead of them being free use😔😔😔

hack fraud villainess dot com incompetent evil genius that can’t brainwash her pretty drone girls to save her life .gov girl who wants to take over the world but gets stuck with cute drones that love her lots because being a latex b-b-babe gives em gender euphoria .jpeg

girl who in previous semesters i witnessed make a fucking IDF sona out of traced dragonball art spent (i kid you not) half an hour asking the grammar class teacher about the homework this week so instead of taking a bus i missed 5 minutes ago to go home i get to wait another hour

experienced a weird ass karmic event today in which one vending machine had a free package of reese's in there, but the diet pepsi (the machine bugs out and won't serve anything else) i got was half empty. I was handed a gift but at a price...

if i had the energy to draw rn i would be making the latest, unfunniest version of that airplane seat meme people draw their OC’s into but with my Doodleco™ OC’s and in my old dusty decaying sense of humour it would be baneposting themed. alas i must spare everyone the pain

interrobangs are neato and all but tbh they don’t have nearly the hype moments and aura of !? , let alone !?!

terrifying critter i concocted just now

dude i hate going to the hospital, the nurses (who wear skin tight rubber uniforms for some reason??) keep insisting that my estradiol prescription is "good girl shots"and the head doctor who moan-talks like a shitty hentai dub insists i must participate in an experimental hypno-therapy study!!!

did i ever show u bros/babes the weird ass flying saucer looking church i lived close to for a few years as a wee little doodle. i still don't know what it's whole deal is