like hey by all accounts this is gonna be done tomorrow (i think???) but it's a lot of work just to turn some dork into a pooltoy horse girl

i forget sometimes when i don't do a latex tf sequence for a while that it means i gotta be in the shading mines for several days... but alas, a doodle's gotta do what a doodle's gonna do😔😔😔

haha as döner singsong would say: dough-nut yum yummy! but haha, i am merely playing a nasty green trick, this is a chud and not a donut delight😁😁😁

he's called job john because he gets the JOB DONE. fact: job john has shot down TWICE as many zakus as FRAUDuro Ray, but this was all off screen due to studio sunrise's ANTI JOHN agenda

kinda miss back when yogscast mineycrap videos used this texture pack tbh. younger me watched EVERY SINGLE moonquest episode i could not get enough of it

what if instead of minecraft java it was minecrap jawa? heh, welcome to my #twistedbrainzone liberals (chews on my fingers and gives you a puzzled look like you're the weird one for not also doing it)

in this revolutionary new realistic take on batman, iconic villain (fuuuuuuck *digs a whole hand into my ass and scratches my chin with it* gooooddd fuck i gotta ponder this one real quick) the penny plunderer is CRAAAZY and is some matter of serial killer

no dude you don't get it everyone involved with it just kept hitting the "make content/media" button on gronk from 𝕏: the everything app and like there's just a bunch of accidental plot threads and themes and symbolisms that line up bro trust me it's real™

i'm gonna use that fucking emo dork until my wrists break i swear, best tf fodder i've had on my hands for a while

[NSFW SKETCH🔞] i have all these other critters drawn here but i prefer "infectious latex pony thingies that both tf you into a walking, squeaking ad for hasbro products but also makes you think in a mix of the character you're tf'd into, circa 2013 lol random humour and a strong urge to tf people"

i hope the rumoured second simpsons movie lets the series have an actual ending, considering the first simpsons movie was a recap of the tv episodes with some bits of redone animation

tbh i just need someone to show up to my place every day and shake me violently if i don't draw various rubber critters. i should be making more shiny/squeaky thingies it's that simple

[NSFW🔞:latex] brain struggled for hours at making basic ass lineart so i'm justifying it by making this critter all WOKE and rainbow like

tinkering on my machines...

fun science experiment YOU can do at home😃😃😃! Get a mason jar full of muddy water from the river and bring it home. you should be able to see some basic simpson lifeforms swimming in there if you observe it carefully!🫀

video games

knightmare shaped critter i think

like yeah it's neato and all that you got reincarnated after getting mangled in that horrible no good industrial accident, but i think this world is a bit too much like a discount dragon quest and the square enix lawyers don't look too pleased with the state of affairs here

[NSFW🔞:latex, forcefem, gagged & stuff] sometimes nerds get aspirations of trying to talk to me about their LOSER DORK hobbies so i just get one of my patented "mute button suits" to shut em up right away. don't ask about how it comes off we haven't quite figured that out yet

pooping salt😔😔😔

listening to wild woody ost songs...

(smirks) heh guess everything's coming up doodle heh (my iconic big tumorous growth on my chest puffs out and shoots a load of green stuff) dude don't even acknowledge it, the thing just wants attention that lil menace...

why so penis...

youtube's search engine is so fucking bad, anytime i look up asmr that's labelled f4f i get maybe 2-3 recommendations that meet that ONE criteria until it just gives up and recommends me f4a or f4m stuff which PEEVES ME OFF because if i'm gonna sleep to this i want to at least get called a good girl

tried to bite my hair because i was petting him like he asked for

NSFW🔞:bimbo| the head of bimb-o-logy at Doodleco™ MAY be extremely sexed up and stuff, but she's only putting on being dumb. Last year a few execs tried reducing the funds to her branch and they all had their cyberbrains fried an hour later despite having cutting edge security.

look buddy look c'mon it's simple you're gonna watch this guy on youtube playing a horror game and you're gonna APPRECIATE how he keeps not being able to runaway from the EEEVIL monster cause he's looking back at it instead of running to bait people into commenting about it

(strange weirdo, looking kinda creepy and green) dude sick ear lobes (flicks them and walks away) (i approach you looking worried/terrified) dude that's lobe fraud, you got owned by that guy we gotta call the cops now he has your whole bank account and ID and IS fucking your mom

chat chat, i'm gonna scare the shit out of that guy it's gonna be mad funny, yea look he's busy placing blocks and shit i'm gonna jumpscare em... "screaming andy" what do you mean NO chat i'm not a screaming andy i- big scary minecraft monsters scream all the time.. MINUS TWO?? chat it's not a bit-

i do not remember what i drew like a few months ago if i'm being real i'm going back through my gallery and it's a lot of "oh yeah that's an oc i made at some point huh"

it's here my fellow multifandom ethical content consumers! another episode of SD Doodle's ICONIC youtube CHALLENGE show!! featuring everyone's favourite reviewer/streamer/grifter: GAMER JABBA!!!

tbh there's several green grubs/bugs in the soil u can just grab up and munch on if u ever want a snack but the forces that be don't want u to know this

ac1 is playable on keyboard cause it's one of those pre analog stick games (i think???) but idk my brain needs to cradle a dang controller in me hands to be any good with this control scheme. made my emblem in WASD hell though

singmpsongs deeplore analysis 🧵(1/3345464378349)

[NSFW🔞:forcefem] lately Doodleco™ has been trying to create forcefem procedures that can be done quickly but achieve the same results. This has lead to a special type of candy that is both laced with ultra dense turbo-estrogen™ and nanites that can generate cute outfits!

can one of u get me in a horrible debilitating accident so that i am FORCED to be rebuilt into a hot cyborg babe using CUTTING EDGE MEDICINE? i've been watching stand alone complex and i wanna be the major really bad tbh she's pretty and all purple-like.

tried to dry brush on so lil snow accumulation on there (to better effect in some areas than in others methinks) idk that there’s much else i wanna do with it now

ur gonna eat ur girl candy and ur gonna LIKE IT u dang dingus

hmm very blue very ink washed (i lied i used acrylics again but i should use actual inks tbh)

u can just do things with ur computer u know u can make stuff u can do stuff with actual lighting when a trillion dollar megacorp shits out an ad for their rollercoaster that looks like a credit card commercial u can make funny lil beast wars looking renders teehee

i decided to use this as a way to test out some molotov acrylic markers, mostly applied it very loosely so it would look all faded and stripped with the dry brush weathering and black ink wash i'm gonna put on it afterwards. gonna wait tho this isn't dry yet

ac6 video essay pick up on any of the really obvious mecha references (challenge level: impossible‼️)

[NSFW🔞:latex, bimbo, bondage] did you know you can just doll up your dorks/dweebs and there's nothing a dang NERD can do about it? yeah as it turns out emo LOSERS with tiny waists can't really do anything about huge evil advanced industrial processing machinery. messed up!!!!!!!

fuming that the scaling is wrong here tbh. the pilot is way too FAOCKINGGGG tiny compared to how they look on previous illustrations. they will have my skin peeled off for this that’s for true

building this critter rn i hope they make a kit of the ephemera tbh, i remember using it’s parts a lot last time i played

i like the fuchikoma's design more but both are funny lil critters so it'd feel mean, cruel AND unusual if i said i don't like the tachikoma's as much

(thinking REALLY hard) duduuududududuududududude what if i did the same pic again bro my guy look look i'm gonna draw this fucking DORK getting totes ownaged again lmao

hey guys it's me i'm the one worker at the factory who puts all the milky white blood in the hyper-real androids... no you can't drink it you'll pass out and die immediately it's full of evil chemicals, but it does come in big milk jug-adjacent containers

lowkey i think being a cute doll in a box covered in phony marketing about all my cool and epic features (being really empty brained mostly and 20 ACTION PACKED POINTS OF ARTICULATION) i think that would fix me tbh.

u can tell that my whole approach to populating this scene so far has been less just thinking through like a composition and more just getting really annoyed with drawing a critter so i add it in 3 times really far in the background