Stan Dalone
@standalone.bsky.social
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Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
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This MF’er just chased a squirrel into my damn garage!
about 1 year ago
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bog landlord
2 days ago
just caught a whiff of BO so powerful it unlocked memories from a past life. i remember you man. 12th century bazaar, you were fucking me over on a pound of grain
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Just deleted a tweet due to an unforgivable typo. No I will not post a corrected version!
3 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
4 days ago
The ai era will give future anthropologists an easy one. "ok so we'll just skip over this bit"
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Being a hero is as easy as picking up a banana peel every single time you see one! 💛
5 days ago
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beetle moses
about 1 month ago
Classic
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beetle moses
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Looks like someone is vying for a cabinet post!
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9 days ago
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Adam Serwer
11 days ago
bsky.app/profile/atru...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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The sewer is so outsized in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe that I consider it to be a character unto itself.
11 days ago
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Burger King bacon double cheeseburger way up on the list for me.
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11 days ago
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bakoon
12 days ago
i would be more surprised if he isnt a senator this time next year than if a golden retriever dog walked up to me wearing a pair of dockers and smoking a plastic tipped cigar
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The secretary of health and human services simply cannot stop growling about child penises and teenager sperm.
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12 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
12 days ago
What the Loony Left doesn’t understand is that the healthier and stronger you are, the more frequently you go to the doctor for mysterious exams.
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Congratulations
@jaymilton.bsky.social
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13 days ago
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Dan Ewen
13 days ago
My grandfather made it home, but his kidneys failed soon after from the sulfa drugs given on Guadalcanal. A wife and 3 daughters left behind. The government never acknowledged it or made it right. But nice to know people who broke into the Capitol and wiped their shit on the walls will get millions.
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Microplastics Sommelier
14 days ago
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You should not be able to taste the ice cream before you buy it. You’re an adult, you know what butter pecan tastes like.
14 days ago
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weeder
9 months ago
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ceej
14 days ago
when you have monday off, tuesday becomes monday. when you have friday off, thursday becomes friday, and you get two saturdays. obscenely better value
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*poring over menu* hmm I’ll have the corn
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15 days ago
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Coach Finstock
15 days ago
Oh yeah lol this is the other thing we used to tell our clients to do. Neg people into thinking they were stupid if they weren't on board! Sorry man, this isn't for YOU is the oldest scam move in the book. We really are fucking dumb, huh
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Dag.
15 days ago
Anyways I'm too busy to get to the wedding Don junior. Working on some documents.
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If Bluesky is bad then why don’t you make it GOOD by doing a GOOD POST for a change? Of course, I am saying this into a mirror 😏
15 days ago
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Damn Bluesky is popping off tonight! Just kidding.
15 days ago
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Defector
20 days ago
Donald Trump is stealing your money:
defector.com/donald-trump...
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Donald Trump Is Stealing Your Money | Defector
There are many ways that Donald Trump is currently making your life worse, not to mention generally waging war on the concept of “the future”: accelerating the death of the biosphere, doing his best…
https://defector.com/donald-trump-is-stealing-your-money
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17 days ago
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JayIsPainting 🍁
18 days ago
Ok. I'm not a certified plumber. But I have done a lot of plumbing. Let's break this down. If you have a pipe entering your sink from the top. You fucked up.
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If you don’t like the posts on this website just shake your phone like an Etch A Sketch. Maybe it will help? Certainly couldn’t hurt.
19 days ago
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ceej
21 days ago
We’re officially on HOT MUSTARD DORITO WATCH. The FRITO-LAY SNACK CONGLOMERATE, despite inventing the GREATEST DORITO FLAVOR SINCE “COOL RANCH,” seems intent on QUIETLY BURYING THE PRODUCT despite an ENGAGED AND RAVENOUS PUBLIC LOUDLY CLAMORING for their IMMEDIATE RETURN!
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Grocery haul
#GroceryHaul
22 days ago
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Who else haulin?
#GroceryHaul
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22 days ago
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Tim Price
23 days ago
To me he just looks like John Travolta from the cover art of a computer game called John Travolta’s Paint Studio
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All In with Chris Hayes
25 days ago
Chris Hayes says Trump’s IRS lawsuit settlement could be “the greatest heist in American history.” “A direct transfer of billions of your taxpayer dollars to Donald Trump—all dressed up as a ‘settlement’ of a lawsuit in which he is both the plaintiff and the defendant,” says Hayes.
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'The mob has a word for that': Trump seeks BILLIONS in taxpayer cash in IRS suit
YouTube video by MS NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWfKhev8UO4
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Matt Novak
25 days ago
“Tap to wake them up!”
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Azure Emerald Empire
27 days ago
“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!
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weeder
25 days ago
Youtube is for children in restaurants. Adults should not be watching Youtube unless their toilet is broken.
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Haus of Decline
26 days ago
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RFK Junior looking at some sperm and frowning.
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27 days ago
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Not seeing too many good posts here at the moment. Gonna close the app and try again later.
27 days ago
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I put the tomato hoops up two hours ago and the Virginia creeper already grabbed it.
28 days ago
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28 days ago
Happy mother's day to single men with pets. I see you.
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This guy’s brain is fuckin mush!
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28 days ago
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Madhusudan 🦉 Katti
29 days ago
“officials discovered two industrial-scale water hookups feeding a data center campus located 20 miles south of downtown Atlanta. One water connection had been installed without the utility’s knowledge, and the other was not linked to the company’s account and therefore wasn’t being billed.”
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A data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure — POLITICO
Residents in Fayetteville, Georgia, noticed low water pressure last year. The utility discovered two unaccounted-for water connections at one of the nation’s largest data center campuses.
https://apple.news/A8VAK2a8MRNGAwnuyhWbP6g
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Ken Klippenstein
30 days ago
White House rolls out an obvious distraction and here’s the most powerful Democrat in the country clapping like a seal
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Oliver Willis
about 1 month ago
The Bezos Post is essentially becoming Jeff Bezos’ personal blog to whine about people who criticize the idle rich like him. A hit dog will holler. Imagine arguing that hoarding billions of dollars is the peak of “human potential” with a straight face.
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I just plucked Jared Kushner’s arms and legs out of their sockets.
about 1 month ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
about 1 month ago
I can see why they're called "step-dads". Because they "step" on my water bottle, breaking it!
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This video is so fucking weird.
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about 1 month ago
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Normal Dervy
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