(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

Merry Christmas, I made this for you

@everyheron.bsky.social I saw some herons today in Berkeley, CA.

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

$25,000 signing bonus $10,000 per college campus speech $50,000 for every 200 slurs logged $100,000 for making the TPUSA all-star roster she was set up to make over $2M a year but she was barely rosterable for most of the season, one of the more unfortunate prospect busts of late

Diner Hack: Some diners will let you take your shirt off when you’re eating soup so you don’t get stains on your shirt. It doesn’t hurt to ask. #DinerHack #StanDinerHack

Diner Hack: When they list the different types of toast available, they don’t usually list English muffin. You can ask for one and they’ll usually hook you up without upcharge. #DinerHack #StanDinerHack

the most notable thing JD Vance has done in the last five years is tell vicious racist lies about immigrants. If you think he hasn't taken a side on bigotry, you are an idiot. He's for it. He's very strongly for it.

One of these emojis is facing the wrong way

it's just so rich and full, a thuddddd for even the most jaded veteran of hearing something collide with another thing

Just remembering those covid days

This is NYT headline morning after JD’s grotesque hot blast of white supremacist nativism at Turning Point’s hate-fest?!

In the summer of 1950 most US newspapers ran an AP story about how race had become the main issue in the upcoming Georgia governor's race. Segregationist Herman Tallmadge, governor from '47 to '55 and then a Senator until 1981 made a name for himself by refusing to "apologize for being a white man."

the vice president is a klansman

glad this is coming from "the man who's never wrong"

Donald J. Trump's The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center Featuring Resident Artist Kid Rock

Holy shit!

Who else?

What am I supposed to do with this. This guy has been around for way too long. Somebody cut that short? I guess that's my take?

Vote Newsom for president if you’re a fuckin rube.

The only people who like AI is the generation that can be fooled into giving someone 50K in a shoebox. Young people think it looks like cheap shit.

Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.

Doing some Polish-Peruvian fusion for lunch (chopped up leftover kielbasa mashed with a yam in a tortilla)

FUCK. I was two years early

Look at him. He’ll be lucky to make it to January.

Okay, so AI rips off artists without compensation or permission and uses absurd new amounts of energy when we already use so much it threatens climate catastrophe, and the results are full of errors and misinfo because it’s just fancy probabilistic autocomplete, but is it profitable? Absolutely not.

shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights

MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

imagining the tarzan yell but it's like an old lawn mower with a busted choke struggling to start

jeff kent the inaugural inductee to the fifa baseball hall of fame

Congratulations Bobby Grich

There’s a type of plastic surgery a lot of older celebrities get that turns them into the claymation version of themselves and Stallone looks like he got it twice.

Sorry I wasn’t on the website yesterday. Did anyone do a good post?

The produce department mist does not “freshen” vegetables. It merely causes them to weigh more, and grocery store owners are laughing all the way to the bank! #WakeUp

I don't even know how to joke about this

Fusion Shawarmeria; Ruta 150 380, 4150317 Penco, Bío Bío, Chile https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-36.738173%2C-72.9968933&query_place_id=ChIJE9BASdFLaJYRpbk_taaK-sU

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic.

having to dissect an elderly presidents media diet to see why he had the army invade oregon

But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

Throwing a French fry out the window isn’t littering because a seagull will eat it. #StanLawTips ⚖️

I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...

Truth be told, I have always been a "roll my eyes at airport pajamas" guy but I am going to look like Little Fucking Nemo when I fly in a couple of weeks

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Ken Burns needs to stop platforming Benedict Arnold!