Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this. #GodDoesReal

Please be nice. He designed this while most of his blood was outside of his body.

I’ll go even further: blocking people is fucking awesome and something I wish you could do in real life. Poof! Not my problem anymore 😎

Beer kills brain cells? Yes - And I am using it to prune my brain. Too many dumb thoughts, let us trim it like a bonsai. What new beautiful thoughts will sprout, will blossom after these five miller high lifes…

I wouldn't say I liked it, but just on the merits passing a bunch of tariffs that he didn't remotely understand, all of which made everything at the grocery store cost either $7.99 or $13.99, really was one of President Trump's better policies.

There should be a barber that makes your hair longer.

someone’s gotta

I wish you could buy just a bag of the little crunchy peanut cotyledons.

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Read this sentence slowly: “Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...” gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...

Shit like this makes me google “Hillary Clinton age” and “average lifespan USA female”.

Remember when Nancy was whipping votes from her hospital bed in Austria to stop AOC from getting that seat on Oversight? She's part of the Epstein Class Dem Wing whether you like it or not and Gavin is the perfect encapsulation of everything they stand for.

On this day we salute you, President Davidson 🫡

It would be funny if Platner lost his election because then he covered up his favorite little Nazi tattoo for nothing.

reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera

Donald Trump has been busy laying out a trail of rose petals that lead to a secluded, private table inside the WH for Melania to find. He has carefully lit 2 candles, & is still wearing an apron while he frantically prepares a special pasta dinner for his beloved wife. (cc @standalone.bsky.social)

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Just want to say: this is the coolest mayor of all time.

It’s Valentine’s Day. Trim your toenails.

So much of the rot in this country stems from our failure to fund public goods and regulate private wealth. In that context, people who need your money won't care how terrible you are. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/n...

One door leads to safety, the other door leads to death. One guard only tells the truth, the other guard only tells lies. You may ask only one question. “what are you, the door brothers”

Important to note they there was a perfectly clean sink right next to the toilet at the time.

Don’t stress about microplastics. There are bigger things to worry about.

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

elon musk announces ambitious plan to become “first pedophile on the moon”

insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man

Trump didn’t really TACO. Homan didn’t change tactics. They just wanted the media to look away

I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?

I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking

In a corresponding roster move, they designated Glever Muntzclob and Borbel Sbeel for assignment.

The bad bunny halftime show was good art. Very well done, incredible production design, performances / positive message, that transcended language…. good vibes.

Sam Darnold is actually pretty darn young. He’s 28.

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

Sure I'll explain. So it's meat when you hit it the deer with the car. But it's ferment if you can't put the remains into the trunk immediately and you have to come back with a shovel after it's been in the sun. I will be having yogurt

Donald Trump is like the Blade of pedophiles. He walks among them, he shares their strengths and cravings but none of their weaknesses, and sometimes he kills them. And he doesn’t pay his taxes.

I said it before and I will say it again: Go Pats

Just cleaned my CPAP machine.

Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...

America is yearning for "it."

posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Now before you criticize this for online clout let me remind you that if Chuck Schumer didn’t exist then uhhhhhhh oh sorry I drifted off into a reverie