Need a break from the doom scroll? Y'all are still just a couple of clicks away from the joy, laughter, and unconditional love of "Clean Slate" and whatnot.

We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.

This ain't Yemen, Free Don Lemon.

BREAKING: Canadian Prime Minister no longer welcome in Christmas Adventurers Club.

My ass is old enough to remember when a President sending masked armies into American cities while saying "sometimes you need a dictator" would've been the end of it and whatnot.

I'm self-employed and about to walk out on myself. I hope I'll understand.

One of the best ways to honor Dr. King is to not be a fucking white nationalist.

No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

Humbled and honored to see "Clean Slate" nominated for a @glaad.bsky.social Media Award. Thank you a thousand times over.

I stopped counting at 100 friends who lost so much of what they'd built in the fires. Still hard to fathom, if you haven't visited the aftermath in person, simultaneously sorrowful, but also heartened by the echo of reconstruction. Sending love to those whose lives were forever changed.

Happy Michael Stipe's Birthday to those who observe.

Amazing night in Good Hope, Georgia, greeting the Walk for Peace. #WalkForPeace

May all your synes be auld in 2026.

Shout out to Marie Claire. If y'all wanna start 2026 with love and laughter, feel free to watch "Clean Slate". We got healthy servings of both waiting for ya and whatnot.

Having a normal Christmas morning

So blessed to have my mother's own words to help me navigate this "tilt". I will try to find that laughter. Thank you and miss you, Mamacita.

Honored and thrilled. Thank you for seeing our baby, @deadline.com and @deadlinedominic.bsky.social.

Shout out to this shout out from Them. Please watch me actin'a fool and lovin' unconditionally and whatnot on "Clean Slate".

Steakhouse burger with gouda at Veggie Grill El Segundo. I shall not leave my wallet here.

Bittersweet to have "Clean Slate" honored on a day America drifts even further toward outright institutional hatred of trans people. www.rogerebert.com/streaming/th...

Please support the Kickstarter for my holiday-themed cosmetics line. Hoping to launch Ebenezer Rouge by next October.

The canary in the coal mine for late stage capitalism was when we let McDonald's serve 'Babe' Happy Meals.

Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.

Crazy that the UK has both free health care and Paddington fucking Bear, yet still found a way to be as shitty as possible to trans people.

Missing my mother. So blessed to still have her words.

So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year!!! If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb, full of love and heart, check it out on Prime and whatnot.

Ugh. The K-POP DEMON HUNTERS people are suing me over my FOLK ROCK GHOUL FINDERS screenplay.

Honoring my mother's memory by sharing her poems. They have helped me greatly to process both her life and death.

Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't. FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.

Think of my mom every time you see a pawn shop, flanking a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut/KFC, across from an abandoned mall.

Really needed these words my mother left behind. Thank you forever, Mamacita.

So thankful to have my mom's words. Missing and celebrating her.

I am so thankful to have my mother's poems. I am admittedly biased, but I contend that her words are beyond worthy of an echo. Please feel free to share if you are so moved. Love you forever, Mamacita.

Gardner Cromwell Lombard. Marine 1st Division. Corporal. Against fascism.

Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.

My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?

Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.

It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.

When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.

Sending love to former Bills kicker, Scott Norwood, who battled infertility with his partner, and was forced to eventually create an AI daughter, Tilly, who then found her passion in acting. Those who are belittling Tilly Norwood can go kick rocks.

Revelations 16:3. And ye shall knoweth the Rapture is upon thee when Daniel Jones becometh a serviceable quarterback.

Just eyeballing it, but the fall of America is on about 30 dads who never hugged their would-be madmen and said, "I love you."

When I was a kid I won a ribbon from the local VFW for a speech about the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty. Feels like a long, long time ago.

Really clinging to the Marvel assertion that there are thousands of other Earths where none of this is happening, and Paul Rudd is a hilarious, charming ant or some shit.

This is gonna date me, but I remember nuance.

It was nice of Pink Floyd to leave room for LIGHT sarcasm in the classroom.

Please support the Kickstarter for my R.E.M.-themed tent store. I hope to open Everybody Yurts by January.