Gardner Cromwell Lombard. Marine 1st Division. Corporal. Against fascism.

Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.

My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?

Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.

It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.

When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.

Sending love to former Bills kicker, Scott Norwood, who battled infertility with his partner, and was forced to eventually create an AI daughter, Tilly, who then found her passion in acting. Those who are belittling Tilly Norwood can go kick rocks.

Revelations 16:3. And ye shall knoweth the Rapture is upon thee when Daniel Jones becometh a serviceable quarterback.

Just eyeballing it, but the fall of America is on about 30 dads who never hugged their would-be madmen and said, "I love you."

When I was a kid I won a ribbon from the local VFW for a speech about the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty. Feels like a long, long time ago.

Really clinging to the Marvel assertion that there are thousands of other Earths where none of this is happening, and Paul Rudd is a hilarious, charming ant or some shit.

This is gonna date me, but I remember nuance.

It was nice of Pink Floyd to leave room for LIGHT sarcasm in the classroom.

Please support the Kickstarter for my R.E.M.-themed tent store. I hope to open Everybody Yurts by January.

Ugh. Still no word from the studios about my all-monkey Western. Was hoping to have Unforgibbon in production by now.

My Facebook feed is like, "Sure, the American experiment is over, but have a little fun with it."

Been dealing with Safelite for a windshield crack and let me tell you, if they weren't already sick of customers singing "Safelite repair, Safelite replace" to them, they are now.

I instilled a fierce anti-bullying streak in my children. It has profoundly baffled them to watch the President force every sector of America to be more cruel to the marginalized. If you wanted this, fuck yourself.

One thing is for sure, the Los Angeles Olympics will be very festive and normal.

Great to wake up to this honor from @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy. If you are in need of some light, we would love for you to give us a gander over on @primevideo.bsky.social.

Y'all hungry for gumbo made with hope, love and laughter? Please check out @lavernecox.bsky.social and yours truly in "Clean Slate" on @primevideo.bsky.social. Just named Prime's top show of the year so far by @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy and whatnot. www.usmagazine.com/entertainmen...

"Why did the nature writer send their manuscript to every publisher in the world?... They were just being Thoreau... Anyway folks, we've lost power in both engines. Please brace for a crash landing."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you

"Grandpa, why did everyone let them methodically destroy America, step by horrific step?" "Well, you see, Doodlebug, 'Love Island' was on."

It sucks 'cause when I call someone I immediately ask, "Are you sitting down?" They get all excited for big news, but I'm just genuinely curious if they're sitting down.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

If you're cheering the erasure of Black history while cheering for Black athletes, you can eat ALL the shit.

BREAKING: Yale historian claims third trailer park girl went round the outside.

More like ERRAND Brockovich. Am I right, people who've seen Erin Brockovich running errands at some point?

It's fucking crazy how many of us will eventually pass away.

Thank you @humanitasprize.bsky.social for nominating Simran Baidwan and Shantira Jackson for their work on our baby "Clean Slate" and whatnot and so forth. Means the world.

On the anniversary of Stonewall, sending love and allyship.

Shout out to all y'all who shared about "Clean Slate" during Emmy voting. It means so much and whatnot.

For Your Consideration His final comedy. "Clean Slate"

STAY. IN. LINE!

This is the moment the safeguards prove to be illusions, and they ignore the courts, and they have all the guns, and they go door to door in disguise and disappear shrieking people at will as they enact a dictatorship by force. Anyway, can you believe Huda on Love Island? Guuuurl

Thoughts and prayers to all the tiny-dicks inexplicably triggered by Juneteenth.

The ban on gender affirming care for trans kids that the Court upheld as constitutional today in Skrmetti is so obviously *un*constitutional that John Roberts basically just writes 20something pages of buffoonery ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/skrme...

It's shitty that they marketed hatred to you. It's more shitty that you so eagerly bought in. Fuck you.

You are loved. I've got your back. 🏳️‍⚧️

"... He has done nothing but make America laugh, smile, and feel better... I think it would be great for the Academy to acknowledge this dedication to comedy with an Emmy nomination for the first TV series of his career, 'Clean Slate'..." -- Jerry Seinfeld on @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

"... He has done nothing but make America laugh, smile, and feel better... I think it would be great for the Academy to acknowledge this dedication to comedy with an Emmy nomination for the first TV series of his career, 'Clean Slate'..." -- Jerry Seinfeld on @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

BREAKING: "Clean Slate" Emmy eligibility leaves voters' mommas at risk for sick burns and whatnot. #Emmys #FYC

It was an honor to discuss the legacy of Norman Lear and "Clean Slate" at Pride Live! Hollywood. Thank you @thr.com for covering. I am still getting a saline drip at Cedars to counteract all my crying. Please consider Norman’s final comedy. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/n...