Having a normal Christmas morning

So blessed to have my mother's own words to help me navigate this "tilt". I will try to find that laughter. Thank you and miss you, Mamacita.

Honored and thrilled. Thank you for seeing our baby, @deadline.com and @deadlinedominic.bsky.social.

Shout out to this shout out from Them. Please watch me actin'a fool and lovin' unconditionally and whatnot on "Clean Slate".

Steakhouse burger with gouda at Veggie Grill El Segundo. I shall not leave my wallet here.

Bittersweet to have "Clean Slate" honored on a day America drifts even further toward outright institutional hatred of trans people. www.rogerebert.com/streaming/th...

Please support the Kickstarter for my holiday-themed cosmetics line. Hoping to launch Ebenezer Rouge by next October.

The canary in the coal mine for late stage capitalism was when we let McDonald's serve 'Babe' Happy Meals.

Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.

Crazy that the UK has both free health care and Paddington fucking Bear, yet still found a way to be as shitty as possible to trans people.

Missing my mother. So blessed to still have her words.

So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year!!! If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb, full of love and heart, check it out on Prime and whatnot.

Ugh. The K-POP DEMON HUNTERS people are suing me over my FOLK ROCK GHOUL FINDERS screenplay.

Honoring my mother's memory by sharing her poems. They have helped me greatly to process both her life and death.

Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't. FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.

Think of my mom every time you see a pawn shop, flanking a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut/KFC, across from an abandoned mall.

Really needed these words my mother left behind. Thank you forever, Mamacita.

So thankful to have my mom's words. Missing and celebrating her.

I am so thankful to have my mother's poems. I am admittedly biased, but I contend that her words are beyond worthy of an echo. Please feel free to share if you are so moved. Love you forever, Mamacita.

Gardner Cromwell Lombard. Marine 1st Division. Corporal. Against fascism.

Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.

My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?

Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.

It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.

When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.

Sending love to former Bills kicker, Scott Norwood, who battled infertility with his partner, and was forced to eventually create an AI daughter, Tilly, who then found her passion in acting. Those who are belittling Tilly Norwood can go kick rocks.

Revelations 16:3. And ye shall knoweth the Rapture is upon thee when Daniel Jones becometh a serviceable quarterback.

Just eyeballing it, but the fall of America is on about 30 dads who never hugged their would-be madmen and said, "I love you."

When I was a kid I won a ribbon from the local VFW for a speech about the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty. Feels like a long, long time ago.

Really clinging to the Marvel assertion that there are thousands of other Earths where none of this is happening, and Paul Rudd is a hilarious, charming ant or some shit.

This is gonna date me, but I remember nuance.

It was nice of Pink Floyd to leave room for LIGHT sarcasm in the classroom.

Please support the Kickstarter for my R.E.M.-themed tent store. I hope to open Everybody Yurts by January.

Ugh. Still no word from the studios about my all-monkey Western. Was hoping to have Unforgibbon in production by now.

My Facebook feed is like, "Sure, the American experiment is over, but have a little fun with it."

Been dealing with Safelite for a windshield crack and let me tell you, if they weren't already sick of customers singing "Safelite repair, Safelite replace" to them, they are now.

I instilled a fierce anti-bullying streak in my children. It has profoundly baffled them to watch the President force every sector of America to be more cruel to the marginalized. If you wanted this, fuck yourself.

One thing is for sure, the Los Angeles Olympics will be very festive and normal.

Great to wake up to this honor from @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy. If you are in need of some light, we would love for you to give us a gander over on @primevideo.bsky.social.

Y'all hungry for gumbo made with hope, love and laughter? Please check out @lavernecox.bsky.social and yours truly in "Clean Slate" on @primevideo.bsky.social. Just named Prime's top show of the year so far by @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy and whatnot. www.usmagazine.com/entertainmen...

"Why did the nature writer send their manuscript to every publisher in the world?... They were just being Thoreau... Anyway folks, we've lost power in both engines. Please brace for a crash landing."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you

"Grandpa, why did everyone let them methodically destroy America, step by horrific step?" "Well, you see, Doodlebug, 'Love Island' was on."

It sucks 'cause when I call someone I immediately ask, "Are you sitting down?" They get all excited for big news, but I'm just genuinely curious if they're sitting down.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

If you're cheering the erasure of Black history while cheering for Black athletes, you can eat ALL the shit.

BREAKING: Yale historian claims third trailer park girl went round the outside.