It's high-key crazy how many of us will eventually, like, pass away or whatever.

Remembering those who gave all.

My grandfather made it home, but his kidneys failed soon after from the sulfa drugs given on Guadalcanal. A wife and 3 daughters left behind. The government never acknowledged it or made it right. But nice to know people who broke into the Capitol and wiped their shit on the walls will get millions.

Dark times. Luckily, I have a... (checks notes) ...Bright Eyes concert tonight to cheer me up?

I wept for my country on January 6th. Now it's a relentless terror fog. My faith in humanity wanes by the moment and I can feel part of my heart dying every day. Anyway, have a super-fun weekend!!!

To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.

The < 1 minute screenwriting video that will turbocharge your career.

"Well they'd better get these gas prices down if they want my vote." - Cis, straight, White person, standing by an erased rainbow crosswalk, near an ICE prison, in an eliminated Black district.

The real TDS is these red hat wockaflockas with TRANS Derangement Syndrome. These folks ain't doin' shit to you. Let them be who they wanna be.

Lots of folks dissing Thom Yorke for his vitamin jingle, but make that money bro!!!

I swear to God, if I see ONE nerd celebrating.

I do this sex move where I constantly find myself Googling things for people who, by all accounts, also have access to Google.

I didn't believe the Bible was real 'til I saw a scripted miniseries about it now I know it's all true okay bye.

A little disconcerting that Madonna and Björk are at the same location right now, as foretold in Revelations 13:9.

No one knew what to believe once Rob Base became internationally known.

Horrible to watch so many friends and family members slip into a cult, divorced from reality and cut off from everyone they knew and loved before. But enough about youth soccer.

MUSIC WORLD SHOCKER: Oxford study reveals Queen had more time for losers than previously indicated. "Even during their time as champions, the band could've granted losers ninety minutes or so per week," asserts Dr. Reginald Phipps.

"I'm drowning." (Reaches out hand) PHIL COLLINS: ...

What's so hard to understand, y'all? You bomb Iran and then the son of God comes back. It's science.

Have you been injured at work? Injured on your way to work? Injured while looking for work? We'll fight for you!

Surreal and replenishing night at the @glaad.bsky.social Awards. "Clean Slate" was a dream that somehow slugged its way into the world. So grateful for everyone who helped make it a reality. Love has to win.

Whenever you make a plan with someone, to do anything at all, be sure to add "And NO cops!" just to sprinkle a little excitement in there.

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

Need a break from the doom scroll? Y'all are still just a couple of clicks away from the joy, laughter, and unconditional love of "Clean Slate" and whatnot.

We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.

This ain't Yemen, Free Don Lemon.

BREAKING: Canadian Prime Minister no longer welcome in Christmas Adventurers Club.

My ass is old enough to remember when a President sending masked armies into American cities while saying "sometimes you need a dictator" would've been the end of it and whatnot.

I'm self-employed and about to walk out on myself. I hope I'll understand.

One of the best ways to honor Dr. King is to not be a fucking white nationalist.

No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

Humbled and honored to see "Clean Slate" nominated for a @glaad.bsky.social Media Award. Thank you a thousand times over.

I stopped counting at 100 friends who lost so much of what they'd built in the fires. Still hard to fathom, if you haven't visited the aftermath in person, simultaneously sorrowful, but also heartened by the echo of reconstruction. Sending love to those whose lives were forever changed.

Happy Michael Stipe's Birthday to those who observe.

Amazing night in Good Hope, Georgia, greeting the Walk for Peace. #WalkForPeace

May all your synes be auld in 2026.

Shout out to Marie Claire. If y'all wanna start 2026 with love and laughter, feel free to watch "Clean Slate". We got healthy servings of both waiting for ya and whatnot.

Having a normal Christmas morning

So blessed to have my mother's own words to help me navigate this "tilt". I will try to find that laughter. Thank you and miss you, Mamacita.

Honored and thrilled. Thank you for seeing our baby, @deadline.com and @deadlinedominic.bsky.social.

Shout out to this shout out from Them. Please watch me actin'a fool and lovin' unconditionally and whatnot on "Clean Slate".

Steakhouse burger with gouda at Veggie Grill El Segundo. I shall not leave my wallet here.

Bittersweet to have "Clean Slate" honored on a day America drifts even further toward outright institutional hatred of trans people. www.rogerebert.com/streaming/th...

Please support the Kickstarter for my holiday-themed cosmetics line. Hoping to launch Ebenezer Rouge by next October.

The canary in the coal mine for late stage capitalism was when we let McDonald's serve 'Babe' Happy Meals.

Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.

Crazy that the UK has both free health care and Paddington fucking Bear, yet still found a way to be as shitty as possible to trans people.

Missing my mother. So blessed to still have her words.

So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year!!! If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb, full of love and heart, check it out on Prime and whatnot.