The group with the worst representation in popular media has to be fans of Colin Newman’s solo records. There’s only one depiction of us in anything and it’s Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

I ate a pear

Sinus

when it hits the fan youre going to hear people saying “there was no way to see this coming” and its important to remember those people will be lying to you

Let's make 2025 the year we #AdvertiseForARoommateOnCraigslist

Mayor Pete Hegseth

how many toes should you wake up with

2025 is the year when we all buy #SecondHomes

List of animals that have trouble molting in captivity

Talent levels are so far beyond what they used to be. If I had been alive when Michael Jordan was around, I could have played in the NBA.

Never trust a veterinarian with all their fingers

Throwback Thursday: Redford visit creates stir in Dubuque 49 years ago | Tri-state News | telegraphherald.com share.google/O6HG3ODFAYNe...

This is the man that ICE just detained. This isn't about catching criminals, it is about Ethnic cleansing www.iowapublicradio.org/news-from-np...

Everyone born in 1974 has crossed the Line.

“have you finished the memorial to the sons and brothers of iowa we lost in the war?” “sure did boss, real fuckin horny just like you asked” “what”

you have to remember that chaya grew up in a community that is like if the north sentinelese lived among us

Room temperature

My grandfather, who raised me, met Napoleon

My big account is leaving Twitter

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Poop isn't cute

Just finished a one day week

that's why you bring the US flag to protests, folks

Kum & Go through its history share.google/OEbxDpLFvcIf...

I have succeeded even though I suck at everything. That means you can succeed too. But you probably won't.

In the unlikely event of a water landing there is no way I'd remember what to do with my seat cushion

I will be at the #Florida airport for the next three hours. AMA

If you cuss in jail they put you in solitary

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

You can own the water but you can't own the fish

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@brilliantshane.bsky.social are these always gluten free?

Food should cost a penny per calorie

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby: It's perfectly normal for teeth to hurt

Let's make 2025 the year we start smoking #StartSmoking2025

Foghat's bassist is from Iowa

youtu.be/Hk3NqmLSDfk?... @ohcarrots.bsky.social

I am in sunny #Florida

We are getting lower and lower. I wonder how low we will be when we stop.

Follow along with the progress of my flight using the airplane app

The five smartest animals 2025: Dog Cat Chicken Cow Horse

We have found the Cracker Barrel of the left: