Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me

Mormon style pizza

Shanes Brilliant Airport

NO

Once there were so many pronghorns in Kansas that they nearly blackened the sky

I don't see what's so gross about the RFK thing

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Checking in on MechaHitler

I’m howling.

What if someone pushes me in the water

soooo close today!

Don't do any of this.

We love our free busses in Iowa City. Stress free too www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/c...

AHAB

We have our own trucks

I have crossed into #Florida

All of my followers are on the hotel WiFi

I should be in #Florida by tomorrow evening

The concept of logarithms was invented by John Logarithm, a Scottish mathematician, who introduced them in the early 17th century

I used to play in the NBA. I was exceptionally graceful.

Okay I will watch the Ken Burns documentary after the beginning of this review deadline.com/2025/11/amer...

I'm on a 16 day weekend

@philbraun.bsky.social found a job for you

I have a 16 day weekend coming up. I am going to #Florida

"is the president of the united states currently being blackmailed by pedophiles" is a legitimate question with supporting evidence that needs to be investigated

Maybe a little bit aurora

HUGE FIRST BSKY POST

I live less than an hour's drive from all of the great lakes

What a way to learn that there was a Division I head football coach named Mickey Mental

I'm going to skateboard on this www.youtube.com/live/8Rp5JRS...

If you had a car where would you drive it?

despite the harsh winters

What do y'all think about adults riding bikes on the sidewalk

Driving to #Florida

@joelsoda.bsky.social @philbraun.bsky.social

I used to have a job where I would cut pieces of wood

Vikings

All of my followers are afraid of mice

Got a COVID shot

400 IQ

M&Jeans

When will we get scheduled posts so I can schedule 3am ones about how I'm up having fun

GET REKT we were right all along

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight