I bet on the Ravens and Yankees to win today. Anyone want me to ruin their team?

Why is Mark Andrews still a player in the NFL? Dude drops balls left and right, mostly after he catches them in the end zone.

Saw a guy walking in downtown Baltimore with a baseball jersey and the back said “Social Security”

RIP Robert Redford

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I’m British

Ron Sexsmith!!!

Getting a Garmin sports watch that tracks how lazy I am.

What’s the point of being a musician when your musician heroes can’t sell out a small venue

Chairs

I cashed out one penny higher than the return

Football gear always looks trashier than baseball gear.

Baseball is never over. 9th inning 2 outs, no hits

It's a chilly Sunday morning with Stormy! 🐶🎶🌞

On the 30th anniversary of 2131 games for Cal, Down 3 runs, about to be no-hit with 2 outs in the 9th vs the Dodgers and the Oriole's win it. Absolutely insane win!

When I lived in Iowa there was a Cable Access Show called "Big Peoples News Network" created by a family. It was insane.

Is shoe gaze coming out now called “New Gaze” if not, missed opportunity

Guy in a convertible Miata blasting “Lady in Red”

I saw David Simon this morning

I always get Memorial Day and Labor Day mixed up. My new way of remembering it is Labor happens at the end of a pregnancy and it's the end of summer.

Giuliani pulling over to help a stranger on the side of the road is one of the more absurd lies of this current lie-saturated era.

Thinking about making a big batch of tomato soup with this years harvest

God loves me…. Not you

Someone needs to go back in time and stop the internet from being invented.

Tutelage is what trumpet players do.

Back on the horse 🐴

The technology that I held off as long as I could was Apple wallet

If you get a chance check a band my brother is in... Exsanguinated Roomate cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/healin...

DM me if you want to see my friend from college that looks like Bart Simpson.

Student Driver Demolition Derby

If our ears and nose keep growing as we get older, so should our eyeballs.

Room temperature should be 98.6 degrees

You know you’ve hit the frugal basement when you exchange Maxwell House with Chock Full O’ Nuts.

New Stormy song just dropped! 🎶🌞🐶

Happy 808 day!

AI is not impressive, it’s actually dumb and soulless

@jsinshead.bsky.social dis you?

A gym that dedicates its training towards dunking a basketball

Start of every bad food review: "I decided to try their signature nachos..."

Pepper is a fan of the deck railing

What do you think? Will this work?

How to release music... 1. Find a group that finds rare recordings on tape 2. Look to see where they buy from 3. Record a tape, date it 2-17-1992 4. Place tape in store bin

Hell Yeah! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmPB...

I don’t like Elvis Costello

Muted Drums

Telling my job I’ll be on 2 years paid leave starting this week to undergo Tommy John surgery