I’ve always liked the song “Let there Be Peace on Earth” because the next line is “…and let it begin with me”, I’ve always interpreted it as “GIVE ME PEACE FIRST!!!”

I love Thanksgiving morning opening presents under the tree.

DOGE was the friends we made along the way.

On a mission to meet Buzz Grambo

The bridge collapse in Baltimore affected way more than will ever be told

I’m on the toilet, I have squatter rights

github is down, time to go to sleep

NEW YORK (AP) — A judge says he'll approve a $7 billion opioid settlement with the Sacklers' Purdue Pharma, including money for victims.

I dreamt I broke 3 mirrors in my house and I was picking up shards of glass off the floor when I get a call inviting me to a “sip and paint” I look down at my arms and they are bloody so I tell them “no”

I was just told “don’t leave while I go pee” im leaving

I succumbed to manipulation, which is ok, cause I don’t give a f

My Gastroenterologist told me he had a gut feeling

Do you want to sit at the bar? Nope just want to take a picture of this swanky place to confuse my friends on my whereabouts

Is Chuck Schumer available for a poker game?

I'm Geddy reddyheaddy Temples of Syrinx/Rush bass & vocals by Cara Always liked 2112-except when he tunes a 1000yr old guitar, w/ no idea how then immediately writes a song #geddylee #alexlifeson #nealpeart #bass #rickenbacker #bass #templesofsyrinx youtu.be/d1sxzaER0fg

My Royal Tavern, otherwise known as “Dirt Church”

Someone just put a whole set of Tina Turner 80s hits on the jukebox, and I’m not hating it

I’m down to 3 pairs of jeans I like, one of them just ripped on the knee. PANICK TIME!!!

So many angels and ghosts today

I have the worst trait combo, gullible and dependable.

TFW your friends tell you they are too tired to go out even though they just got an extra hour of sleep after daylight savings.

Let’s just call it a tie and go to bed

Will my dream of seeing position players pitch in Game 7 of a world series come true?

Hey @jeancouch.bsky.social don't tell me how this WS Game 7 ends i'm going to watch it next week on my Tivo.

Rocktober is officially over!

The news told me this morning that I should regulate my circadian rhythms

High schooler next store invited every kid in the county

I check all the candy for razor blades because I collect razor blades.

If you're too scared on Halloween, let someone know. Tell a friend or family member

Has anyone tried stealing the Louvre

How I used to rip cds to mp3s then listen at work

I'm sick of the violent property destruction of these left wing protests. And how the hell are they allowed to use excavators?

I think it's naive to think we will have a 2028 election. I'm also doubting we have a 2026 election

I dreamt my car got broken into and they stole the driver and passenger seat backs.

I watched a presentation about AI from some industry leaders. Asked in chat if anyone was concerned about the environmental impacts of data centers… crickets

Got great deal on playoff tickets this morning

Song lyrics get a free pass, no one questions them

Turkey Hill Trio'politan Premium Mint Cookie Ice Cream is officially my favorite

Rizz

I was at a bar and turn my head to see this python

Wait did the dodger player ever touch the plate?

“The Long Walk” missed a great opportunity to cross market “Mile 22”

I bet on the Ravens and Yankees to win today. Anyone want me to ruin their team?

Saw a guy walking in downtown Baltimore with a baseball jersey and the back said “Social Security”

RIP Robert Redford