Sure am glad the woman in that peloton ad has 18+ hours a day to workout

K-PAX Demon Hunters

Hate to say it but Buck was right www.reddit.com/r/baseball/c...

Men who flush the urinal half way through peeing and then again when you're done please explain your thought process thanks

Still not really sure the point of making humans run a Steeplechase race?

In comparison to the cost of everything else entertainment wise, movie tickets no longer seem that outrageously priced

#TBT when they used to give you a copy of the newspaper at drive thru oil change places

It's 2025: How has Robot Horse Racing not taken the place of Real Horse Racing by now?

@jaymilton.bsky.social Iowa Giant is world champ www.weareiowa.com/article/spor...

Love it when bugs run away from all their problems (sit on your car window while you drive across town a la humans hiding in train cars)

@kevinpdevine.bsky.social please Give Gotye A Chance! 🙏🙏🙏

Imagine losing 3 games in 2 days to the Orioles

Artificial banana flavoring now tastes more like bananas than real bananas do

@jaymilton.bsky.social Dis you, Jay? www.milton.ca/en/index.aspx

Superstar hockey bro in my town needs to get traded so that the media can rollout the headline of: Goner McTraded

Time to rename #florida HockeyTown

After 32 years of careful deliberation I have unfortunately decided that no, I am not going to go Lenny Kravitz's way

Toyota Wallander

Your fridge can break at any time with no notice. You should always have a spare one onsite at your home at all times to swap in and be back up and running in minutes, think about it

@jaymilton.bsky.social Jay please do an Iowa Closets version of this vimeo.com/1039035169

@joelsoda.bsky.social @crookedsparrow.bsky.social The Orioles?? @standalone.bsky.social

Nice to know I never have to actually watch a rigged game in the rigged NBA ever again

Ant Man would be the #1 super hero if instead of fighting crime he just went around and cleared out all of our sinuses

Least cool athletes: hockey players

Is it better to have a hobby that you absolutely love practicing, but struggle to translate the practice into "real life" success. Basically spending a lot of time to be mediocre at something. Or...

Every gym has a guy who looks like Mike from Breaking Bad

Canadian Easter

@joeltemperlane.bsky.social do you do this too? Companies purposely use packaging like this knowing most people won't put in the effort to get the last bits that don't squeeze out, which gives them infinite profits on these usually thrown away product

@standalone.bsky.social HOW COME NO ONE.TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!?!??? www.mlb.com/player/miles...

2nd championship, squad was unbeatable and had a .720 win % before the player shutdowns. Won the league by 30 games 🏆

It's weird when you overhear a conversation between two people who were properly socialized as children

Great now I'm Enjoys Watching The Masters But Doesn't Play Ball Golf years old

Cole Anthony PG ORL - To Bench with Injury - Wednesday vs BOS - 2nd 5:18 Vomited on the court

At no point in time have I ever said: wow the onions are sooooo good in this!!!

Is there anything more satisfying in life right now than accidentally cutting off a Tesla?

It's been 3 weeks since I last bought bananas and I'm sure banana producers are already noticing this in their wallets

@jaymilton.bsky.social played disc golf on a local course that was 99% uncovered grass on Monday

Bananas are different now (taste texture smell) cc Wally

I've never eaten at East Side Mario's

Funny how it's only white people (M or F) who have something "funny"/snarky to say when they encounter someone practicing something like disc golf randomly in a field

@standalone.bsky.social can DOPS explain why baked and naked are pronounced so differently?

@chadkovac.bsky.social youtu.be/1XFbTTueN0c?...

Now when people at work lose a lot of weight, everyone assumes they're on Ozempic cc Wally

Triple Jumping with the Stars

Janitor at work looks like the kinda guy who would prefer toilet paper over but he is in fact a toilet paper under guy cc @ wale

Finally watched Frozen. No one told me it was an X-Men Origins story

Rod Stuart

Blue Jays try to win back disgruntled fan base by signing Okani to 10 year $700 million contract and hoping no one will notice wvusports.com/sports/mens-...

@joeltemperlane.bsky.social dis you?