@colecovision.bsky.social Dis u in Dark Winds?

@brilliantshane.bsky.social Neat stuff

Just downloaded Smugglers Blues from music.com for 59 cents. Never thought I’d see a Glenn Frey at 10 cents a minute. And they don’t charge sales tax

For the last chapter of his epic journey, Phil takes us even further into space than he ever has before to explore a future that only he could imagine. 🛸 The final episode of Outer Space with Phil Braun is now available exclusively at patreon.com/officehourslive.

Wake up and listen to Episode 4 of “Outer Space with Phil Braun”, with Special Guest @johneltenney.bsky.social! www.patreon.com/officehoursl...

You should get 5 seconds after you let go of the lawnmower handle before the engine stops so you can pull up your pants

Phil is a convincing 17 year old

wow. mine is mlk day but i guess i'm not a racist...

@jsinshead.bsky.social what say she bringatrailer.com/listing/1969...

Good morning! Episode 3 of Outer Space is out at Patreon.com/officehourslive

Episode One available NOW on @officehourslive.bsky.social Patreon

The average viewtime for these videos is about 12 seconds, so it’s nice to see this. Thank you to whoever put this on and accidentally fell asleep or died within 10 seconds.

You don't have to thaw frozen pizzas before you cook them anymore. You're wasting everybody's time. Even the cheapest ones will now self thaw during the cooking process.

Parents are downsizing and moving, and I’m in charge of pricing/selling their valuables.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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@sigdiamond.bsky.social @jaymilton.bsky.social

We never ate at the computer when we were kids and we turned out fine

Dow Jones Industrial Average slips 250 points after all life on earth is exterminated.

Imagining how embarrassed I would be if I won my ncaa pool and didn't pick the winning team, especially if the second place person got 3 of the 4 teams in the final 4 correct.

One of the benefits of curating a nice collection of glass jars is if you find a new jar you really like but you can’t get the label glue off even after soaking it in the hot water you boiled the eggs in, you can say “life is too short for this bullshit” and throw it in recycling without regret.

@brilliantshane.bsky.social Turn your tv to Fox

Oh no

Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate! housesitters.bandcamp.com/track/everyb...

My computer made me do it

I’m participating in this fundraiser in April! You can sign up to donate now. I’d really appreciate if you could contribute or share!

In the process of doing what I can to separate myself from net negative technology/social media companies, so everybody can now not watch You Earned It... Now Collect It (starring @therealsamcauhe.bsky.social and featuring @jaymilton.bsky.social, me, and others as well) @ archive.org/details/@you...

We will, at most, begrudgingly file a report for your stolen bike/car or home break-in, but…

Submissions are closed. Congratulations to our winner, @zombimanos.bsky.social, with a guess that was closest to correct without going over. bsky.app/profile/zomb...

Can You Guess What This Is™️ (Feb. 5, 2026

Dentists in 1986: You just need to brush the tops of your teeth because that's where the food touches Dentists in 2026: You just need to brush the sides of your teeth because that's where the bacteria is

Rando dude with 1,800 followers cosplaying as a journalist teasing “breaking news”. 🙄 If you have something to say, just say it…without the manufactured drama.

Surprise surprise the members of the Biggest Pieces of Shit on the Planet Society all hate each other, but stuck together and made it work despite their differences, all for the love of pedophilia.

With just a little more AI, movies financed by boring ultracapitalist dorks about boring fascist losers will be interesting.

@joeltemperlane.bsky.social shot video of our show Saturday youtu.be/Y8kNTHJeSoM?...

Bovino OUT, Homan IN! Bovino LOCKED OUT of government social media accounts! Don't let anyone tell you that protesting doesn't work.

@vicbergeriv.bsky.social?

ugh, looks like it’s going to be a grimm friday night (no x files)

They’re doing a news segment about the extreme cold and freezing pipes, and they accidentally showed a box of tampons in a bathroom vanity.

When you’re falling out of bounds with the basketball, one of the toughest needles to thread is throwing the ball at the defender’s legs hard enough that they can’t catch it, but soft enough that you don’t hurt them.

My favorite comedians are the ones who are brave enough to ridicule the rank and file nitwits who make unfunny or dumb replies to their posts, but career focused enough to banter with other famous comedians or celebrities who make equally unfunny/dumb replies

Confused about which cooking oil you should use? Just answer two simple questions - what smoke point and what taste profile am I looking for?

This also applies to coming out of a stall

Zip up and/or button up before you turn back around at the urinal. Because if you turn around first someone could open the door at that very moment and the people outside the restroom would see you "closing up shop."

More relevant than ever now that Bob Weir is dead. www.thehollywoodhogsnewspaper.com/rockmusic-st...