@sigdiamond.bsky.social Tyra ripped off BOYO www.instagram.com/reel/DPVX_JW...

Family day ❤️😍

One of the great toilet reads of all time.

Maybe I’m stating the obvious but if I help one person it will be worth my time to write and wasting everyone’s time who reads it. If you need to thaw something and you’re not in a hurry, thaw it in the fridge. It will help cool the fridge and lower your electric bill. I did today w/ burrito shells

@jeancouch.bsky.social After a decade of the spigot spraying everywhere when I turn it on, and stopgap fixes like using roof tar to stop the water from spraying into the broken mortar, I spent five minutes diagnosing and found a broken rubber gasket, a replacement for which I had in my stockpile.

@joeltemperlane.bsky.social I forgot to show you my number one purchase from the antique mall!!

“Junior, are there groceries in heaven?” “Yes, Pa. More groceries than you could ever imagine. And at 2018 prices.”

@brilliantshane.bsky.social Sorry, they paywalled the mini. You'll have to find another way to make me yell "fucker shane" on most days.

My dentist says I have to wear my Invisalign trays every night until I’m 55.

My mom is worried that I might accidentally buy and get hooked on 2oz herbal energy drinks they sell at gas stations for $15. I told her I have a hard time spending $3 on a coffee but she read the entire article to me anyway.

Any of you have the BK app? I wish I could look at the breakfast menu/breakfast offers at night. I'm not stupid, I know I can't order breakfast now. But I'd like to think about my options for tomorrow morning. Anyone else find that frustrating?

I am the stupidest dumbfuck and I want my kids to be stupid dumbfucks.

Good News: The new Superman GIF has gone viral, so producers have given the green light to make more!

Sequel to the award winning and much celebrated 40 Year Old Man Dunks Basketball. Shot and edited by @joeltemperlane.bsky.social youtu.be/mk1pT5qKCDE?...

@jsinshead.bsky.social What say she? bringatrailer.com/listing/1986...

🚨NEW SULLY: Tune in to Sully's newest GIF, with his newest co-pilot! Part 1 #SullyGifs

My grandma’s homemade spaghetti sauce gave me heartburn when I was a kid, but I didn’t know what that was so I’d wake up in the pitch black basement bedroom and freak out because I thought ghosts were sitting on my chest.

Everybody dreams of buying a couple acres of land in the country and living in an old caboose. I’d prefer a boxcar. More space and more customizable.

If you’ve been wanting to get in early on crypto trading, but don’t understand the concepts and don’t know where to start, check out Jamie’s free primer. It’s a godsend for burgeoning crypto enthusiasts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Dh...

Please join me in celebrating the election of Leo XIV, Chicago Style

I will be the last one still saying "appreciate it" instead of "appreciate you."

@vicbergeriv.bsky.social From the archives (Dec. 24, 2023)

@standalone.bsky.social is this an F35?

There was a firehouse on Grandview, which was along the running route for track and cross country practice, and they used to let us drink out of their fountain, too.

This guy's a hero. Good shit, Senator.

@standalone.bsky.social just learned something new about my #liftingclub equipment today. Was always a struggle to move the bench because the adjustable back pops up when I move it, so I had to grab it awkwardly. Turns out the bench is completely balanced at the seat.

@loiusdejoy.bsky.app it should not be marked as “shipped” until it actually leaves the seller’s building

Any mechanics out there? Is it ok to store my mirrors like this for the entire winter, or will this stretch them out?

Just remembered my dream from last night. Somebody sent me a text about Bill Fay. I saw the notification pop up and I accidentally swiped it away. I thought, “I’ll look at that in a minute”

FYI, it costs almost $6000 in ER and doctor fees to have a doctor yank your dislocated pinkie back into place and do an xray. Thankfully I’m only on the hook for $3300 of that.

Done shopping

A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce:

In fairness to the arsonist, we can't tell if this was a "minor failed attempt" unless you also show us the before pictures.

Other than Woody Harrelson/Cheers, is there any actor who sang a tv show’s theme song when they weren’t a cast member? (Woody wasn’t on cheers until season 4)