@sigdiamond.bsky.social @cofounderjamie.bsky.social

My Sweetwater rep genuinely likes and respects me.

Official Breaking News

@brilliantshane.bsky.social Am I allowed to re-sell this in the U.S.?

The Planet of the Apes has to be the worst planet in the universe to travel to. What a disaster that place is, constantly.

I’m not going to claim I knew trance music would lead to genocide, but I knew it would lead to something really bad.

American jukeboxes used to put green clovers on the title cards to warn people of Irish musical content. Cc: @brilliantshane.bsky.social

Summer Of Shane Continues! Epic Thrilling Tale of me making a Butcher angry. open.spotify.com/episode/7lzq...

Slowly starting to get my arms around crypto #Web30 #skip #next youtube.com/watch?v=o8Dh...

If you’ve been wanting to get in early on crypto trading, but don’t understand the concepts and don’t know where to start, check out Jamie’s free primer. It’s a godsend for burgeoning crypto enthusiasts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Dh...

I’m done defending winter.

Half of these people were dedicated exclusively to laundering his tights.

Has anyone done the diaper dandy joke yet?

It’s SoundCloud Sunday! @sigdiamond.bsky.social won’t stock my Christmas EP in his record store, so please download it for free & help me put him out of business! Exclusive bonus track How to Tell Time, which would not be available in stores if the EP was in stores on.soundcloud.com/c6KEWKPvMNwH...

Mandatory jail time for Discogs sellers who unlist and relist their inventory every day.

Some of you might know that I opened up a record store back in June, but in case you didn't, I did. I just put up a bunch of records on my Discogs site if you're interested, and I'll be posting a bunch more soon: www.discogs.com/seller/HEXAG... If you're ever in Petoskey, come visit my store!

“Two lifetime supply”

A good way to size up a man is where he is on his Steely Dan journey.

That documentary everyone’s talking about about the “Horse Whistler” is pretty amazing. Why aren’t we whistling at more animals?

What do you think about the phrase “fresh-squeezed orange juice” @joeltemperlane.bsky.social? What associations does that bring to mind?

Garden hose owners are more likely to be disarmed and have it used against them than they are to water their lawn with it.

@joeltemperlane.bsky.social German-Swiss falafel sandwich, Italian-style

You guys know about Hungarian Piss Barbers?

🚨 NEW RAP by Pat and I 🚨 ft. Wizzurd and @joeltemperlane.bsky.social and guitar by Chad. It’s about my little brother https://soundcloud.com/jamie-anne-8/my-little-brothers-a-boss-ft-pickled-pat-joel-temperlane-and-wizzurdx

What were we so afraid of quicksand for?

Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get reposted 2112 times

Hyping myself up for a trip to the “U Pick” raspberry farm. Looking for Focused Aggression in the patch. You’re not doing it right unless you get chased out of there. Remember to always park farthest away. You’ll be able to get to the exit on foot faster than you would if you parked close.

Robe rage

This lyrical choice by Kenny Rogers is mind blowing. What incredible restraint.

I’ve proven that I’m an ambidextrous falconer so by law they have to sell me those enormous gloves for both hands. Once I get the gloves, I’m done with the falcons. It was about the big gloves from day one.

Hackjob Asshole starring @joeltemperlane.bsky.social and I! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYXQERnfECM