Shane Clifford
@brilliantshane.bsky.social
π€ 1380
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Stand Up Comedy
I am a better singer than Paul McCartney
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Just found out that Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson are the same guy
1 day ago
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Why doesn't Commissioner Gordan just text Batmans instead of the stupid Bat Signal?
7 days ago
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Wait til you hear this. I bought a Twirl and a Deep River Rock in a Spar in the City Centre last week. β¬6.05.
9 days ago
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@joeltemperlane.bsky.social
16 days ago
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Must have been awkward around the Christmas Dinner table in the Attenborough house after the Jurassic Park incident. David wouldn't like that carry on one bit
18 days ago
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Just walked past someone's sitting room window and could see that they were watching Jurassic Park on their TV and I thought to myself "good for them"
18 days ago
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Vibin'
19 days ago
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They should make a new realistic Terminator movie where it's just tla load of Teeminators working in offices and doing bad graphic design
19 days ago
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Doesn't make sense
21 days ago
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Was reading The Amazing Spider-Man #7 and got to the letters section and read this one and thought I wonder if that's THE Paul Gambaccini. Anyway - turns out it is. π
about 1 month ago
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Nuke the Vatican
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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In a divided nation there is one thing that is always sure to bring us together: Seething hatred of farmers
about 1 month ago
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I have 10 month old twins so have only been watching the news in 3 second snatches. Something about Iranian farmers protesting on the moon?
about 1 month ago
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I just said "Shit now or forever hold your piss" out loud to myself in my kitchen and then I laughed. Just letting ye know
about 1 month ago
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Watching Sesame Street. I feel sorry for Big Bird. He used to be the main guy when I was young. The big cheese. Now he's barely in it. Now it's all Elmo. You just know he fucking hates that little red bollox
about 1 month ago
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Sad to hear what happens to Jesus yesterday obviously but, without giving anything away, keep an eye on his tomb tomorrow. You might be pleasantly surprised π
about 1 month ago
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Earlier today I saw a dog in a shop browsing the dog food section. I took a photo. When I got home I showed the picture to my wife but she didn't really seem to care too much, she just said "Will you please help me when th the babies?"
about 2 months ago
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@standalone.bsky.social
you won March Madness? Bullshit
about 2 months ago
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@joeltemperlane.bsky.social
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about 2 months ago
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Love when this happens
about 2 months ago
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Midway through my Looksmaxxing Journey! IT IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
about 2 months ago
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@mairead3.bsky.social
goodnight Mairead
about 2 months ago
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Pedro Pascal Sheehy
2 months ago
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How come people named John can be called Jack and we're all ok with it. It'd be like if people called me Steve.
2 months ago
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Some Shane pics for the mother's out there who follow me. Enjoy!
2 months ago
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My wife and children are away for the night so I get indulge in one of my special interests which is repeatedly watching this one specific piece of An American Trilogy from Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii
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2 months ago
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New character I'm working on : Normal Guy on Train
2 months ago
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@jaymilton.bsky.social
@joeltemperlane.bsky.social
2 months ago
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This is the only way I can pass a stool
2 months ago
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reposted by
Shane Clifford
Joel Temperlane
3 months ago
In the process of doing what I can to separate myself from net negative technology/social media companies, so everybody can now not watch You Earned It... Now Collect It (starring
@therealsamcauhe.bsky.social
and featuring
@jaymilton.bsky.social
, me, and others as well) @
archive.org/details/@you...
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Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
https://archive.org/details/@youearnedit
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Called it back in 2017 π
3 months ago
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Modern day Friends With Benefits
3 months ago
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Imagine you had a time machine and you went to the future to warn people about things that already happened in the past. Would be a stupid thing to do
3 months ago
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I see Leonardo DiCaprio has won an IFTA. Dreams CAN come true.
3 months ago
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Went to one of those swinger car key parties last weekend but I don't drive so I just got the bus home on my own
3 months ago
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On a train and need to piss. Went to open the toilet door but it wouldn't open. Thought there might be someone in there despite the indicator thing being green. So I sat down. 10 mins have passed and no one has come out. So I'm 99% sure there's no one in there and I just didn't give
3 months ago
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Paul and Ringo should play themselves with Irishman deaging technology
3 months ago
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Lonely man plays prank on himself
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3 months ago
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Valentines Night Fit Check
3 months ago
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People in Dublin complaining about a few months rain. I grew up in Tralee. We've had full decades of this shit
3 months ago
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Wife's upset with me again. Last night I went to sleep drink and woke up and went to the toilet in the wardrobe. She's even more upset cause I did a number 2.
3 months ago
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In a few years people are gonna talk about Trump they way they talked about Jimmy Saville - "Of course he is a paedophile just look at him"
3 months ago
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It's funny to me to upload a stand up clip to Bluesky and hope it goes viral
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3 months ago
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@joeltemperlane.bsky.social
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reposted by
Shane Clifford
David OβDoherty
3 months ago
You know what they say about the Winter Olympics: you snood, you luge
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How the FUCK did Indigo make it into the Rainbow? Must be some nepo baby shit
3 months ago
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Nothing worse than a ticket inspector who likes his job
3 months ago
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When your wife and her boyfriend leave with the Cuck Chair so you have to stand in the corner of the room on your own.
#sad
3 months ago
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