Pedro Pascal Sheehy

How come people named John can be called Jack and we're all ok with it. It'd be like if people called me Steve.

Some Shane pics for the mother's out there who follow me. Enjoy!

My wife and children are away for the night so I get indulge in one of my special interests which is repeatedly watching this one specific piece of An American Trilogy from Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii

New character I'm working on : Normal Guy on Train

@jaymilton.bsky.social @joeltemperlane.bsky.social

This is the only way I can pass a stool

In the process of doing what I can to separate myself from net negative technology/social media companies, so everybody can now not watch You Earned It... Now Collect It (starring @therealsamcauhe.bsky.social and featuring @jaymilton.bsky.social, me, and others as well) @ archive.org/details/@you...

Called it back in 2017 💅

Modern day Friends With Benefits

Imagine you had a time machine and you went to the future to warn people about things that already happened in the past. Would be a stupid thing to do

I see Leonardo DiCaprio has won an IFTA. Dreams CAN come true.

Went to one of those swinger car key parties last weekend but I don't drive so I just got the bus home on my own

On a train and need to piss. Went to open the toilet door but it wouldn't open. Thought there might be someone in there despite the indicator thing being green. So I sat down. 10 mins have passed and no one has come out. So I'm 99% sure there's no one in there and I just didn't give

Paul and Ringo should play themselves with Irishman deaging technology

Lonely man plays prank on himself

Valentines Night Fit Check

When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner

People in Dublin complaining about a few months rain. I grew up in Tralee. We've had full decades of this shit

Wife's upset with me again. Last night I went to sleep drink and woke up and went to the toilet in the wardrobe. She's even more upset cause I did a number 2.

In a few years people are gonna talk about Trump they way they talked about Jimmy Saville - "Of course he is a paedophile just look at him"

It's funny to me to upload a stand up clip to Bluesky and hope it goes viral

@joeltemperlane.bsky.social ?

You know what they say about the Winter Olympics: you snood, you luge

How the FUCK did Indigo make it into the Rainbow? Must be some nepo baby shit

Nothing worse than a ticket inspector who likes his job

When your wife and her boyfriend leave with the Cuck Chair so you have to stand in the corner of the room on your own. #sad

@jaymilton.bsky.social thats cute jay

The Twp Johnnies Onion Rings

This is the content I'm here for, Shane. And a fine ambassador for Johnny Onion Rings.

Everything I ate on the train from Tralee to mallow a thread : 1. A pack of Johnny Onion Rings

Must be a lot of confusion at the mobster wedding when the Gen Z associates start openly bragging about their body counts

There probably some billionaire reading the Epstein files and realizing all his friends were going to secret parties without telling him

The Weimar Republic looked like some laugh in Fairness

Just took half a Nytol. See you Wednesday

Anyone else think David Lynch is kinda.....weird?

People are upset because Donald Trump has left WHO but don't worry, Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry are still in it and they're really the main ones 👍

Guaranteed she'll be back on Twitter within 24 hours

I'm sure you're all eager to know my favourite and least favourite Ms Rachel songs Best : I'm So Happy Worst: 3 Little Ants Go Marching In A Line

How do Sleaford Mods get away with it

Who do you think is more beautiful me or Emma Stone? Be honest

Bursting for a piss.

The Three Degrees : "When will I see you again?, When will we share prescious moments?" Me: Next Sunday. You could have just text me, you didn't have to write a song about it I really lost faith in this post about 2/3rd of the way through typing it out

@oldfriend99.bsky.social hey I just realized he should have been called Robert WadHIGH. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Me in Spar thinking existentially

Everyone here is raving over my new haircut!

Just read the Wikipedia for Butternut Squash and it says it was created in 1940. What kind of a psycho invents a fruit

I started working as a shelf stacker in Tesco and after a few years I worked my way up to Fruit + Veg manager. Wore a suit, made a lot of money, had a girlfriend. Then I started getting careless. Made a mistake and cost them thousands. Within months I was pushing trolleys. A bit like the film Tar

Tralees most haunted place