I still think about this and laugh. All-timer from @philbraun.bsky.social

You’ve got a friend.

S.A.W.-Viper v1 1990 doesn’t do an apology tour. he kills more Joes. 5/10

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Oh dick army! I have a lot to say about this that can’t be put in the social media because it is too close to home. I will say I always think of that Family Guy bit when his name comes up. “ Dick Army? What’s his your wife’s name? Vagina Coastguard?”

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Your POV when you have to explain to your ghost master that the kid he asked you to watch is now a 7 foot moody roomba, but not to worry because you’ve been spying on the kid’s kid and you’ll try harder not to chop up or burn this one.

I recently finished watching The Clone Wars animated series for the first time. After finishing that I did a second watch of the first season of Ahsoka. Now I am on a first watch of The Bad Batch series and I have to say I am loving all of it. I have some definite thoughts about the shows.

So apparently the actor who plays the Cyclops in Nolan's Odyssey has two eyes 😬

I am sitting outside on a bench at the tire store waiting on my tire rotation and the old guys who have to stand right in front of the bay and watch their cars get worked on are killing me.

She said no!

The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

HELEN OF TROY MUST BE PLAYED BY THE SEXY GREEN M & M

Why are cybertruck drivers the WORST at parking

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I love the Rally Fighter. I would definitely have one in my Dream Car Garage. I hear parts are hard to come by though.😂

It's the weekend, baby

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Cool story, bro. 80 yrs? That explains a lot.

Anybody else notice the guys who say it's "inevitable" Goodwife Putnam hang as a witch "so get used to it" are the same bros who only a few months ago were saying Sarah Browne the scullery maid hath spake bedeviling words in a tomcat's ear to make him walk on two legs in mockery of Christian man?

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every Funko pop collector:

I am playing Project: Gorgon and there is a really terrible woman (NPC) at Eltibule Keep who is just hateful and racist. She just said this to another NPC and i LOL very hard. This is a rumor a few other NPC mention but this quote, holy shit!

when the chemical brothers said "back with another one of those block rockin' beats" they were referring to Saṃsāra, the buddhist cycle of rebirth. they hate the beats and seek to escape them through enlightenment

Nobody knows what you are saying even you

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on my way to poke yr girl

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BREAKING: Epstein Suicide Note Unsealed

*takes long drag of cigarette* floor’s lava, kid. always has been.

That doesn’t sound like it would be very sanitary.

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Imagine eating spaghetti off of this plate.

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Happy Star Wars Day. Here we have a scene where Princess Leia wears a bounty hunter disguise to free a prisoner on the desert planet of Tatooine.

One more Giuliani post before he fuckin dies (in case someone is dictating Bluesky posts to him on his deathbed): The thing I remember most about Giuliani is when he farted super loud in a courtroom and Jenna Ellis got Covid from breathing it into her lungs.

You should remove “free thinker” from your bio and replace it with “shitty person”.

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Love to see everyone, so excited about the horse abuse derby!

ian curtis

She said "no!"

anything about "I me mine" is illusion. even escaping illusion is illusion. what is is what's appearing to happen. that's all. no way out and no way in. just this.