we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation. This is madness.

I’m not here to tell anyone what to do, but if you are still on Twitter, give your head a wobble.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello, I am an umbilical cord wrapped round my neck that almost killed me before I was even born.

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When you take ‘New Year, New Me’ too literally.

New Star Trek in two weeks.

The spirit of ‘Threshold’ lives on.

I don’t realise a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms starts next month. Looks pretty good. A game of thrones setting that doesn’t come with the same ‘end of the kingdom’ peril will hopefully be a nice change of pace.

Then one big merger into Evil Corp.

This is why in 22nd and 23rd century they use knobs and buttons, until the perfected LCARS.

Looking like straight out of Cyberpunk 2077 #startrek

Games Workshop would make a lot of money if they turned some of their classic paints into a line of nail polishes.

I know it’s six of one, half a dozen of another, but why not just make 8 normal length episodes?

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

And Tiny Tim, who went to Z’ha’dum, died, but came back again.

"Damn it, Spock! You have to check the doors and corners!"

Absolute peak opportunity for Thomas Jane to say ‘Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor not a detective’.

Thomas Jane is an inspired choice. I am so excited.

To my mutuals and everyone who goofs off with me on here, from the bottom of my heart, Thank You. You’ve made the year wonderfully memorable. From the Orion family to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, happy holidays. 🖖🏻

Day 63 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #TheMuppetChristmasCarol

We’re just normal men

Upon further evidence, this was unfair on Wile. E. I apologise.

This is incredibly painful for me. I have never asked for help like this before. But I have had people reach out to me asking if they can help, so I am sharing my story and finally asking for help. I've been lucky to have a lovely group of followers here, please share if you can, anything helps <3

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WOW! #BilbyFiles are looking really bad for Riker! BUT DEFINITELY NOT ME THOUGH! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Galadriel voice: “For five hundred years the sports ball team you decided to support when you were six has poisoned your mind.”

#StarTrek #Sisko197 #BilbyFiles

Twelve days of Christmas but Sci-fi/fantasy Rogue One The Two Towers 3 Body Problem I Am Number Four Babylon 5 The Sixth Sense Blake’s 7 Super 8 Deep Space 9 10 Cloverfield Lane Station Eleven Twelve Monkeys

If you ever feel like you haven’t achieved anything yet, just remember Earth was several hundred million years old before it first developed life.

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Is Wile E. Coyote organising this cover up?

Oh Captain, My Captain. #StarTrekVoyager #MyArt

I’m not a boxing fan, but AJ punching the soul out of Jake Paul has rejuvenated me.

Disco season 2 Hairy Spock has returned to us.

I’ve never had an issue with DPD, but they are screwing up this delivery something special.

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Has this been done yet?

The USS Intrepid: “That’s my secret Cap, I’m always angry.” The USS Intrepid, a Duderstadt class from Picard season 3.

New Planet of the Apes remake trailer.

My reply to IDW about the Lower Decks recaps made it into an actual Star Trek comic. I am now about as famous as I will ever become. My life has peaked.

When you order your Romulan Commander from Temu.

New Star Trek in one month.

I don’t want to be pessimistic, but I have a feeling everything might be bad.

Therapist: “What do we do when we know violence is an option, but morally wrong?” Janeway: “Erase them from time instead?” Therapist: “No.”

A special moment as #jonathansfrakes welcomes me back to the #StarTrek family at a rehearsal for #StarfleetAcademy [ premiering 01/15/2016 on #StarTrekOnPPlus ] At this point, his hug has clocked 20 minutes and I'm calling HR.

Chief Engineer: “We need this very particular substance, or the ship will explode.” Captain: “That’s fine. We can just make it using the replicator.” Chief Engineer: “Yeah, you’d think that, wouldn’t you.”