future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

go 🦅

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Me buying tickets: oh man this is gonna be so much fun I'm so fucking stoked *months pass* Me day of show: ah fuck

Hi! We've made the Put This In Your Ear Object. It is the ideal size and shape to put in your ear, feels really nice when you put it in your ear, and can be used to clean out earwax, by putting it in your ear. Just one thing, though. Under NO circumstances should you put this in your ear.

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It’s Jucika summer. Ladies are gonna be out there doing hot girl shit like being employed as a window washer one week and a stenographer the next, getting naked in a restaurant behind a folding screen and eating a single large peach,

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When I look at what the Republican Party wants to take from trans people there is no line they won't cross--my speech, my privacy, my body. When I look at the Democratic Party I see no line they're willing to draw.

Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers

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What we lost with card catalogs was the serendipity of flipping through and finding something interesting on the way to what you were looking for

This. It's the bait-and-switch that provokes the rage and hate.

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

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gonna be wild if we find out after all this time that there really is an antifa organization and none of us were considered punk enough to tell about it

ah geez iggles

va-double-exxed

just heard a bunch of cars driving around honking wildly in a celebratory way and for an instant i thought “today’s the day it finally happened!”

guy who visits mexico with yellow tint computer glasses so that it really "feels like the movies"

My cat is emotionally kneady

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it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

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Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

Pass the Pennsylvania Dutchie on the left hand side

on BENDED knee, come on 🐝

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going to bed is so embarrassing. sorry, my brain needs to watch a movie. please don’t kill me

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