THE ONLY THING THE FEDERATION COUNCIL HAS GIVEN ME IS A BROKEN HOLOPROMPTER AND A BROKEN TURBO LIFT!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

THE ONLY THING THE FEDERATION COUNCIL HAS GIVEN ME IS A BROKEN HOLOPROMPTER AND A BROKEN TURBO LIFT!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

WHY IS STARFLEET ROOTING AGAINST ALPHA QUADRANT?! #StarTrek #Sisko197

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE. Also, BAJOR IS A CRIME FREE ZONE! -President Dukat #StarTrek #Sisko197

Trending: WHERE IS GUL DUKAT GUL DUKAT IS DEAD #whereisguldukat #StarTrek #Sisko197

Trending: WHERE IS GUL DUKAT GUL DUKAT IS DEAD #whereisguldukat #StarTrek #Sisko197

I am pleased to report that I have raised, since the Great Presidential Election, in various forms and political Pah-Wraith and non corporeal entities, in excess of 1.5 BILLION. MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Did Worf, Son of Mogh, lie about getting the Order of the Bat'leth? #StarTrek #Sisko197

Did Worf, Son of Mogh, lie about getting the Order of the Bat'leth? #StarTrek #Sisko197

Just like how the Wormhole is now 100% Secure, San Francisco, Starfleet Headquarters, is SAFE AGAIN, and we have just begun the process of revival! #StarTrek #Sisko197

The Museums on Bajor are essentially, the last remaining segment of “WOKE.” where everything discussed is how horrible Cardassia is & how bad the "Occupation" was. Nothing about Success or the Future. We can't allow Bajor to be WOKE, because WOKE IS BROKE. #StarTrek #Sisko197

The Museums on Bajor are essentially, the last remaining segment of “WOKE.” where everything discussed is how horrible Cardassia is & how bad the "Occupation" was. Nothing about Success or the Future. We can't allow Bajor to be WOKE, because WOKE IS BROKE. #StarTrek #Sisko197

I want to try and get into the Celestial Temple if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole. #StarTrek #Sisko197

BIG PROGRESS ON ROMULANS. STAY TUNED! President Gul Dukat #StarTrek #Sisko197

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS - THROWING JUMJA STICKS AT THE JEM'HADAR IS A FEDERATION CRIME!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197

It’s just been found that the Bajorans are buying protestors in order to fight my attack on crime. These are criminals who support crime. They are unelectable! #StarTrek #Sisko197

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS - THROWING JUMJA STICKS AT THE JEM'HADAR IS A FEDERATION CRIME!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197

Earth, has some of the Highest Crime in the Federation, more than most member words. The Planet’s Holocide Rate has DOUBLED in just over a decade - this is only the “official” statistic released by corrupt Earth Officials. The REAL numbers are far worse. #StarTrek #SISKO197

Naomi Wildman has the HOTTEST ad out there. It’s for Romulan Raptor & the tunics are “warping off the shelves.” Go get ‘em Naomi. On the other side, Paris Shipyards did a WOKE "advertisement" for the Delta Flyer XK with Erica Ortegas THAT IS A DISASTER! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Naomi Wildman has the HOTTEST ad out there. It’s for Romulan Raptor & the tunics are “warping off the shelves.” Go get ‘em Naomi. On the other side, Paris Shipyards did a WOKE "advertisement" for the Delta Flyer XK with Erica Ortegas THAT IS A DISASTER! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Last weeks Alpha Quadrant Job’s Report was RIGGED! #StarTrek #Sisko197

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. If you are upset about a female Jem'Hadar in the 32nd Century, you understood the Jem'Hadar storyline like a Pakled. This is the logical progression from where we left them & the Dominion. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197

I’m looking at the large amount of Latinum owed by the Maquis, after the Election, and the fact that they admit to paying, probably illegally, singer Vic Fontaine for an ENDORSEMENT (he never sang, not one note, and deactivated to a booing and angry audience!) #StarTrek #Sisko197

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. If you are upset about a female Jem'Hadar in the 32nd Century, you understood the Jem'Hadar storyline like a Pakled. This is the logical progression from where we left them & the Dominion. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197

I'm the only person in the entire Alpha Quadrant that has ever given any aid to Bajor and they haven't said, "Thank you, Gul Dukat." even once. #StarTrek #Sisko197

Captain Sisko himself manufactured the Dominion, Dominion, Dominion HOAX. Crooked Janeway, Sleepy Picard, and numerous others participated in this, THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY!. Irrefutable EVIDENCE. A major threat to the Alpha Quadrent!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Captain Sisko himself manufactured the Dominion, Dominion, Dominion HOAX. Crooked Janeway, Sleepy Picard, and numerous others participated in this, THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY!. Irrefutable EVIDENCE. A major threat to the Alpha Quadrent!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

I have been speaking to Slug-o-Cola about using REAL Kabrel fungal algae in Slug-o in the Alpha Quadrant and they have agreed to do so. I’d like to thank all of those in authority at Slug-o. This will be a very good move by them - You’ll see. It’s just better! #StarTrek #Sisko197

I have been speaking to Slug-o-Cola about using REAL Kabrel fungal algae in Slug-o in the Alpha Quadrant and they have agreed to do so. I’d like to thank all of those in authority at Slug-o. This will be a very good move by them - You’ll see. It’s just better! #StarTrek #Sisko197

We have certain things in common, Neelix... #StarTrek #Sisko197 #NeelixFiles

My PAST supporters have bought into this new SCAM, this BILBY HOAX “bullshit!” They haven’t learned their lesson and probably never will. All these people want to talk about is the BILBY HOAX. Let these weaklings continue, I don’t want their support anymore! #StarTrek #Sisko197

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: There is no Orion Syndicate client list or any Bilby Files. It is time to move forward. Therefore, we should forget about this matter entirely and never speak of it again. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: There is no Orion Syndicate client list or any Bilby Files. It is time to move forward. Therefore, we should forget about this matter entirely and never speak of it again. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197

Because of the fact that Lieutenant Sylvia Tilly is not in the best interests of our Great Quadrant, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Federation Citizenship. She is a Threat to Humanoid life, and should be deported. PAH-WRAITHS BLESS US! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Because of the fact that Lieutenant Sylvia Tilly is not in the best interests of our Great Quadrant, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Federation Citizenship. She is a Threat to Humanoid life, and should be deported. PAH-WRAITHS BLESS US! #StarTrek #Sisko197

On Bajor, protesters torched an effigy of Gul Dukat and set fire to the flag in response to our latest economic Tarrifs — of 50% imposed on Bajoran Spring Wine. #StarTrek #Sisko197

BAJORAN WORKERS, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: The station's new computer will now be known as MechaGulDarhe'el. That is all. #StarTrek #Sisko197

Therefore, I see no reason to release the Bilby Files

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. There is and never was an Orion Syndicate client list for Bajoran Comfort women. The Orion Syndicate slavers in question simply dematerialized themselves. I don't see any reason for us to talk about this anymore. #StarTrek #Sisko197

BAJORAN WORKERS, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: The station's new computer will now be known as MechaGulDarhe'el. That is all. #StarTrek #Sisko197

HAPPY FEDERATION DAY!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

HAPPY FEDERATION DAY!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

I apologize for the long wait on the Pah Wraith Leaders Temporal Cold War Call. Aditya Sahil ought to get his act together. Please pass along the word to the thousands of cultists throughout the timeline who are there. We’ll use the Suliban the next time. #StarTrek #Sisko197

I’m doing a major Subspace Call with Pah-Wraith Faith Leaders from all over the Quadrant, and Aditya Sahil is totally unable to make his relay station work properly. This is the second time it’s happened. There are tens of thousands of cultists on the line! #StarTrek #Sisko197

If you look at what Sisko did to the Wormhole, it was SO BAD—Last month, we had NO ALIENS COMING IN, but the bad part is—SISKO LET IN 21 million aliens and we have to check those people. #StarTrek #Sisko197

MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

PetaQ & Pals Weekend is FANTASTIC! Absolutely killing the Fake News Subspace’s Morning Shows! #StarTrek #Sisko197

TRUE!

MINISTER JARO WAS ROBBED!!

AMAZING SUPPORT!! TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN!!