5 years ago I discovered evidence that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social was born in 1869 not 1969.

There's more insightful UFO information contained in these 1960s UFO fanzines than anything the government will release today. #ufos

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

Detroit Vinyl Fest in Eastern Market is getting spooky!

If you build it, they will boo!

This week's reading material is scary!

Give the people what they want!

Haunted vinyl! detroitbookfest.com/events/annou...

It's like pizza and fried rice, with thousand island dressing on top of it.

Yeah!

My city is ready! @oncinema.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social

Ignored by The Oscars for 64 years.

It was an amazing night for Oscar. All the stars were out. Congratulations to all the winners! @oncinema.bsky.social

Dead battery? Eat a potato.

The whole reason I made a children's record is so that I would get text messages like this from parents.

Less than half are still available. Vinyl only, no digital release. Written, recorded, and designed by a human. Rabbit, croak, ribbit.

A good watch for weirdos!

Oops, forward-facing camera.

It is always an honor to see my artwork hanging in someone's bathroom.

Available now, my first vinyl record release in over 30 years! Spooky poems and silly scary songs! Limited edition 7" green vinyl, 500 copies signed and numbered! Not available digitally! No AI! Perfect for weirdos of all ages! johneltenney.myshopify.com/products/a-v...

Come on and watch the nonsense!

The holiday season always makes me think about the people I dated during past holidays because I know I'm in the background of many family photos and all these years later I imagine someone must be asking "Who is that guy and why was he here?"

Your grandparents and ancestors reveal themselves through my late night cigarettes.

What an intensely fucked up world we live in where we know the names of the worst human beings while many of the best vanish into anonymity.

We will be on the front page of twitch for a spooky holiday special with none other than paranormal personality @johneltenney.bsky.social !! We'll be making some haunted gingerDEAD houses and sharing spooky holiday ghost stories and eerie winter folklore! Dec 14, 12-1PM PT. twitch.tv/spectralsybil

Went to a comic book convention this weekend and, as per usual the last 10 years, the thing that I saw the least amount of was comic books.

It's almost Turkey Ghost time. Test pressings are here!

If you live in Michigan and vote, these Werewolf/Dogman "I voted" stickers are still available!

If 1% of the people who die each day became a ghost, that would mean that each day, the earth would gain about 1700 new ghosts... or about 620,000 a year. #ghostmath #surrounded #ghosts

I'm creating a new sub-genre of paranormal/high strangeness research. #Cryptofoodology ...also known as #Mystereats

Whackadoodle World. EPA head, who doesn't believe in climate change, is starting an investigation into... Chemtrails.

Controversial opinion. These guys are Paranormal ICE.

This sign broke what was left of my unbroken brain

Best email I've gotten in years...YEARS.

If you would have gone to the What's Up Weirdo event you would have seen an actual 100% non-biologic non-human alien. Photo by @whwoolhat.bsky.social

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My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available! f061da-4f.myshopify.com/products/the...

I can only believe that this is the last existing shirt from my Japanese toy store in 1995.

For weirdos who want to continue to be weird! weirdlectures.ticketspice.com/hauntedufopa...

Don't tell this bigheaded happy weirdo what is in his future.

One of the really great things about being born in the 70s is that I had a solid 20+ years without ever having to hear or think about Donald Trump.

Age 1 - 5: "Why is everything a dollar?" 6 - 12: "Why is everything five dollars?" 13 - 18: "Why is everything twenty dollars?" 19 - 25: "Why is everything a hundred dollars?" 26 - 30: "Why is everything a thousand dollars?" 31 and up: "fuck."

Breaking news, I'm rich now.

Friends! @jessicaknapik.bsky.social and @johneltenney.bsky.social were gracious enough to do a live show on Hi, Strangeness last month. Again, sorry about the technical problems! We cover a lot of topics: Michigan UFOs, Misfits vs Ramones, Detroit pizza, local ghosties and more!

Back in the studio after 25 years.

New zine arrived from the printer, available to everyone soon. #witchcraft #Gundella #zine

Just came in from mowing my lawn and realized that this photo got sent to about 70 people in my contacts on my phone. Oops

My shirt triggered a guy at the grocery today.

Stop the car.