If you would have gone to the What's Up Weirdo event you would have seen an actual 100% non-biologic non-human alien. Photo by @whwoolhat.bsky.social

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My new zine about Michigan's favorite witch is now available! f061da-4f.myshopify.com/products/the...

I can only believe that this is the last existing shirt from my Japanese toy store in 1995.

For weirdos who want to continue to be weird! weirdlectures.ticketspice.com/hauntedufopa...

Don't tell this bigheaded happy weirdo what is in his future.

One of the really great things about being born in the 70s is that I had a solid 20+ years without ever having to hear or think about Donald Trump.

Age 1 - 5: "Why is everything a dollar?" 6 - 12: "Why is everything five dollars?" 13 - 18: "Why is everything twenty dollars?" 19 - 25: "Why is everything a hundred dollars?" 26 - 30: "Why is everything a thousand dollars?" 31 and up: "fuck."

Breaking news, I'm rich now.

Friends! @jessicaknapik.bsky.social and @johneltenney.bsky.social were gracious enough to do a live show on Hi, Strangeness last month. Again, sorry about the technical problems! We cover a lot of topics: Michigan UFOs, Misfits vs Ramones, Detroit pizza, local ghosties and more!

Back in the studio after 25 years.

New zine arrived from the printer, available to everyone soon. #witchcraft #Gundella #zine

Just came in from mowing my lawn and realized that this photo got sent to about 70 people in my contacts on my phone. Oops

My shirt triggered a guy at the grocery today.

Stop the car.

My flying saucer don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun.

How's the shark look? These and other important questions are asked and answered!

I most probably would not be who I am without access to that machine.

It doesn't fit, but I still have it. #superman

Sundays.

Ghost goofballs... I mean Ghost Stalkers...well, it's all the same damn thing actually.

Thriller movie plots 2025: Old woman has money. Man pretends to be her son but also someone is living inside the walls of the house also the house is haunted also the woman is a twin also there's a secret cult in the town. Thriller movie plots 1945: Old woman has money. Man strangles her.

Me: Okay, relax and go to sleep. My Brain: ...

When I was in 4th grade I got punched in the face by a kid named Dave. Dave was known for punching other kids in the face. Then I got invited to his birthday party and was supposed to take him a present... that's what this 4th of July feels like. #fourthofjuly

Shetan Noir, Michigan weirdo, cryptozoologist, and all around wonderful weirdo. You will be missed. #RIP

Spinning today

Go here www.youtube.com/live/Xz0rjXF...

Here's the link for the Hi, Strangeness LIVE SHOW TONIGHT (9:30 Eastern) with my pals @jessicaknapik.bsky.social and @johneltenney.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJvU...

Wanting and taking more love and more pride! youtu.be/YlXtrnh-Ejo?...

Your brains will be blown away with weirdness. windycityparafest.com

HI, Strangeness LIVE SHOW next week with: @jessicaknapik.bsky.social and @johneltenney.bsky.social ! Come join us for a goofball night of weirdness and bits! June 5th at 9:30 PM (Eastern) Link: www.youtube.com/@histrangene...

History Friday.

Me at 2 a.m. and me at 2 p.m.

Everyone talks about Keel's Mothman but you hardly ever hear about Satyr-Man.

Got asked about old punk bands no one knows about in my last livestream so I mentioned Plasma Alliance. "If you don't know what this song is about open up your eyes and see the children shout, Revenge!" youtu.be/dF7_8S2-L_c?...

A beautiful day for NOT mowing my lawn.

My top 3 picks for pope.

Buzz 🐝

The most hilarious thing about "alpha" male grifters, like Luke Belmar is they say shit they think makes them sound "deep" but are in reality just quoting 40 year old insanity from people like Jordan Maxwell.

I always find it funny how completely enraged I can be from a conversation I had with someone in dream.

Me in 1995 and me in 2025

60 years of UFOs. 🫠

41 years ago, I went to a record store and got an album autographed. It was the first time I ever "met" a band. I can still play all the songs on guitar, and I still know all the lyrics. RIP Mike Peters. #TheAlarm

The audio equivalent of an old white van circling a playground.

Thinking about when I would come home from elementary school, learn some science, and solve a mystery.

Do you like butter?

Artists: I just have to find the right color palette. Nature: Imma put this purple flower near this yellow orange flower on this green grass then make the sky blue and magenta.

Current intellectual and emotional state.

UFO disclosure via 1980's SpaghettiOs.

The Pope statute in Hamtramck, Michigan is 90% Dracula, 10% Pope. "I vant you to drink da blood"