a “niche but strongly felt philosophical stance” I have is that if you are an adult and take longer than 30 seconds to complete your fast food order, there’s no hope for you

It still infuriates me how many climate scientists refused to actually scare people with the truth for so maybe years and pretended this was fixable.

fact check: nyt publisher sulzberger is in the elpstein files which revealed that billionaire pedophiles coordinate to push transphobia

boy I hope Nancy doesn’t do anything crazy and irresponsible that might result in her missing work as a result of this news

HOW DOES THIS GRIFT KEEP WORKING

Just months later, Musk was emailing Epstein about visiting his island. This was an important lesson: Musk couldn't be wooed with the typical socialite offers of United Nations soirees, but he could be tempted to blow off steam at Little St James. Musk's desire to visit the island is unambiguous.

Part One of my exploration of Jeffery Epstein's relationship with the Musk brothers is now live. Unpacking the first year or so of the documented relationship, it shows how Epstein pursued Elon through connections and "girls," and hints at possible motivations. niedermeyer.online/2026/02/10/m...

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: One of the biggest reasons the right wing couldn't make Charlie Kirk stick as their Reichstag fire is that none of them, including his own widow, actually and sincerely gave a fuck he died

After 88 years, a president finally reached 14 percent approval.

I think when people say that Adelaide was a better circuit than Melbourne they’re probably right.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Kia should bring this PV5 van to America arstechnica.com/cars/2026/02...

Post a banger that’s not in English youtu.be/s2NYAhUYk1o?...

Post a banger that’s not in English youtu.be/KSnF7RaeoXE?...

FINALLY GOT IT! I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000. Over 20,000 the past month alone. Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away" In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare: Fish success story. 🪶

Oof, Corey Feldman does not come out of this documentary at all well.

Oh, so their internal polling is BAD bad

Lmao the anti-EV zealot tells me I’m on the wrong social media platform. Buddy, revanchists like you use Twitter still.

Alright, i gotta wrap this up, but I’ll do a contrarian step-through and say the US does have a marijuana problem, in that we still don’t take it seriously, and instead let noisy fusspots fill the zone with made-up concerns, instead of trying to be risk-based and incorporate cannabis into adult life

second, a new-to-me humdinger, the claim that “nearly 2.8 million people suffer from cannabis hyperemesis syndrome”. this is bonkers on its face, a stat made up to scare the uninvolved. Click through the studies mentioned, you end up with a projection from a single study, spun up to a What If number

Next up, we have the claim that stoned driving is hurting more people, and the link is to an op-ed fuming about the lack of a weed breathalyzer. No hard stats. in general: we don’t have good data on the impact of stoned driving, but what we have shows it, at max, a tenth the size of alcohol problems

Okay, the New York Times has a very dumb op-ed about the US’s “marijuana problem”. You are completely valid in just dismissing it as fear shit, but I will make a Lil’ Thread of some of the dumb stuff in particular, for the Sickos and Curious. Keep your cool, remember: it’s bad on purpose. Andiamo:

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Trump WH 🤝A Bunch of People On Here Wildly overestimating the influence of this on housing

Intentionally didn’t finish the @nickharkaway.com Smiley novel yesterday so I’d have something to read on the plane. Obviously I forgot to stick the book in my bag as I left this morning. Still, damn engrossing book.

It's very annoying that for some ppl America can't just be bad in certain ways, it must be uniquely and irredeemably bad in a manner unmatched by the rest of the world

I am struggling to think of any country this describes that doesn’t *also* let homeless people die on the street.

How would this old cunt even know? He doesn’t run a company, he’s utterly divorced from the modern business world.

@niedermeyer.online how often does Lex Fridman show up in the Epstein Files?

It’s fascism but not just in its obsession with purity but also in its antisocial nature. Shared substance use is prosocial, be it a pint with the lads, coffee with the girls, blazing with the homies, a smoke break with coworkers. Asceticism for its own sake, health as end not means is solipsistic.

This seems to have been written by someone ignorant of the results of every single special election since January last year. We're almost in dummymander territory, the GOP is not going to be able to claim it won a fucking thing. Stop dooming.

Do you think teledildonics developers use vibe coding now?

Grateful for Tim for saving The Onion but had to unfollow because he’s got a pretty terminal case of Occupy Democrats Disease and it sucks.

I’m mad I can’t understand the lyrics because they’re not in English! This isn’t about racism, the meanings of lyrics are very important to me! For example, I love “Born in the USA” because it’s about how great America is

“libertarians tried to warn you” no they fucking didn’t, don’t bullshit me

With the retro look for the interior, I am hoping Ferrari does something retro-inspired like the Dino for their new, "light" car.

Did he finally watch The Martian and realize it wouldn’t be cool to live there?

I believe in Rook's Basilisk - you must help birds through the winter, because when corvids finally rise up against us they will remember everything. Always say hello to a crow.

wait until Eric finds out that neither Mars nor the Moon is ever being settled by Elon Musk and this is all a stock-fluffing lie largely designed to prop up financial fraud! his brow will most assuredly be furrowed!

just amazing how openly Berger reveals that the only fixed point in his worldview is "whatever Elon is saying now must make sense"

Watching Eric Berger (historically a Musk fanboy) struggle with the revelation that Musk is a fake engineer conman white supremacist never loses its entertainment value

You can buy a new Equinox EV for less than $25k. That’s pretty cheap IMO. And the Americans who used to spend $20k on a new shitbox now spend $20k on a three-year old crossover that won’t fall apart on them after a few years. Why can’t people accept that?

Remember when people were scared of China monitoring us through this app. Well done everyone

Good time to remind everyone that "no fap" and similar anti masturbation pushes are — and this is not hyperbole — literal Third Reich Nazi propaganda that was digested through the bowels of 4chan and shat out in its current form.

Thank god I naturalized in 2022 is all I can say or this could have been me.