we simply must save edgar wright from the scourge of 60% Rotten Tomatoes movies

he's actually telling him "the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's bones"

from my recent apartment hunting, it seems like people go into becoming a real estate agent only when the job of Loki, god of mischief and tricks, was already occupied

A day in and many shares later, it's clear people agree with my take on this story: we DO be living in a society still nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...

I'm in Park Slope too and every day I see a car run a red light almost every block. Good on @timdonnelly.com & @nygroove.nyc for covering this and the way it's framed. If we can't expect the bare minimum of our fellow citizens, what can we. What does it say these drivers have no respect for others.

a plea for better behavior from @timdonnelly.com and the @nygroove.nyc nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...

"Running a red is different. It’s a threat powered by gasoline, thousands of pounds of metal, a heavy foot and a desire to cheat the system, even for a microsecond. It’s an active threat. People die." Take a few minutes to read this @timdonnelly.com piece on all-too-commonplace red-light running.

The end of the MetroCard is coming, but OMNY is glitchy as hell. New @nygroove.nyc contributor Mary Ellen Cagnassola explains how to navigate the problems of the new system nygroove.nyc/omny-problems/

so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...

Hot take but you HAVE TO STOP YOUR CAR AT RED LIGHTS. Latest from me in this week's @nygroove.nyc nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...

not the point but not a cover image that would encourage me to buy the paper

My working theory based on people I've known along time and their recent Instagram posts: The Free Press has done an insidious job of telling neurotic upper middle class Jews with victim complexes what they want to hear, and it's made them all nuts. bsky.app/profile/sora...

america has been morally adrift ever since it has not figured out what to do with The Muppets

SNOW

this book ruled, the male loneliness crisis is real

screamed 'oh mary!' because it's cold escola outside today

Ma'am this isn't a Wendy's www.wsj.com/business/ret...

An end-of-week treat: play the official New York Groove election night crossword puzzle! nygroove.nyc/election-nig...

"' I don't give a shit about grocery stores!' " John Catsimatidis told the Post, which could either be a reference to Mamdani's plan for creating City-owned grocery stores, or his stewardship of Catsimatidis's own Gristedes and D'Agostino grocery store chains" hellgatenyc.com/mamdani-dera...

Subways make you woke, we were right about Prop. 6, campaigning cures Gen Z loneliness and other takeaways from Zohran Mamdani's victory nygroove.nyc/nyc-mayoral-...

#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Per @nygroove.nyc, "people who live along subway lines or rented in the city’s more densely packed areas were more likely to vote for Mamdani, according to maps created by CUNY’s @thegraduatecenter.bsky.social Center for Urban Research" nygroove.nyc/nyc-mayoral-... c/o @timdonnelly.com

New York to the haters: Drop Dead in this week's Groove, @dmey.bsky.social makes the case that while the billionaires and conservative crybabies wail and gnash their teeth, New York is, in fact, at the start of a new golden age: nygroove.nyc/nyc-golden-a...

Allow @dmey.bsky.social to welcome you to New York City’s new Golden Age nygroove.nyc/nyc-golden-a...

Subways make you woke and 6 other key takeaways from Tuesday night's election results, in today's @nygroove.nyc nygroove.nyc/nyc-mayoral-...

just over 1 hour left to subscribe to The Groove so you don't miss this week's issue. Sneak preview: nygroove.nyc#/portal/signup

oh it already is duh

thinking of her today

you just can't be sending embargoed PR pitches to my email that I didn't agree to. I have no incentive to abide the embargo. Therefore I will break news a day early that Halfday, the better-for-you iced tea brand, is releasing a limited-edition Cranberry flavor just in time for the holiday season

Today is going to be an all-time high day for ironic New York Post purchases www.reddit.com/r/parkslope/...

"Ignore Andrew Cuomo's 'I won by losing' concession speech. It's the last gasp of a man rejected by history." @davecolon.bsky.social on last night's results nygroove.nyc/andrew-cuomo...

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

. @davecolon.bsky.social bids good riddance to the worst rubbish imaginable nygroove.nyc/andrew-cuomo...

Andrew Cuomo was the worst of us nygroove.nyc/andrew-cuomo...

This was the moment when everyone at the @nygroove.nyc’s party at TV Eye realized it was real: Mamdani mayor @hellgatenyc.com called the race for newly elected New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani just half an hour later

And then there was this lovely interaction the former governor had with a young voter: hellgatenyc.com/election-day...

Incredible

a great memory I have of Chuck Schumer is running into him at the Fort Greene farmers market in like October 2018; he got on the mic at a community event and said "We're going to make this Halloween Donald Trump's LAST Halloween!"

This was the one I was undecided on as well and local coverage from @nygroove.nyc & @hellgatenyc.com helped me immensely. Support your local news! Now more than ever!

Mamdani says our story from last week helped him decide to vote no on prop 6, read it here: nygroove.nyc/proposition-...

oh no, Angel Hernandez has now also endorsed Andrew Cuomo

trying to find an apartment and have already gotten half a dozen responses from craigslist with the exact same scam script!!!

Get caught up on this week's issue of The Groove: the case against Prop. 6; New York City's microcinemas boom and more! nygroove.nyc/email/ce26af...

Good stuff from @thecity.nyc www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/01/m...

we are temporarily living in Park Slope right now and I've never had real trick or treaters before in my life and I am fucking STOKED; i will surely go bankrupt trying to get enough candy for these children but i would rather die in a new jersey ditch than be caught by a child without candy today

the MTA ghost signs are cool imo but how can they get ghosts into the signs but also have "no realtime alerts for this station" for the F train ever

Well it happened: I met Ric Burns and showed him my ridiculous "New York: A Documentary Film" tattoo nygroove.nyc/i-showed-ric...

this may actually be my life's work

yours truly quoted here

I like this article. From my experience as a local candidate that was recruited to run by the county party only to be told they’re going to put their resources into helping Biden win, moving the Election Day to even years will drain the down ballot races of meaning.