About to see Sublime at Red Rocks with @jen.optimusfantasy.com, weather be damned

If you want to see the first "aha!" moment of the GUTS dynasty model, then this one is for you Don't worry - many more to come.

Vol 3 of @brewpython27.bsky.social's GUTS model is now out! The first two parts were setting the stage, and now we get our payoff. This is still the early stages and there will be much more to come, but this finishes the intro to the dynasty model

‼️‼️‼️ NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Cardinals QB Jacoby Brissett is not attending Phase 1 of the offseason program & is asking for an extension that pays him as the starter Brissett, set to make $9.06M in '26, has only $1.5M in guaranteed money & wants security. AZ seems willing to address it Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

Houston clearly believes this is a team built to win long-term with Ryans at the helm.

I just wrote 750+ words on Ted Hurst. I’m not a big Ted Hurst guy, but he oozes the potential to have a WR1 season at some point in his career. His biggest flaw may be solved when he gets on an NFL caliber diet and workout program. Write-up going live over at @optimusfantasy.com this weekend.

I remember in high school (1996-2000) talking about how bat shit crazy conservatives were & really believing we were at a point as a society where they would be shamed and pushed to the absolute outer fringes of society by now

This is a TOTALLY normal weather pattern for early Spring in Colorado

One of my favorite Bible passages

So... my little puppy Cash is celebrating his first birthday next week!! 🥹🐶 We're going to throw him a party with his besties and I plan on baking him a cake. Does anyone out there have any good cake recipes for dogs? He deserves the best and I want to make it a special one for my big guy ❤️

ONE WEEK COUNTDOWN TO THE NFL DRAFT

RE: Trump & his regime You say: "That's not what he/she meant!" What you MEANT to say: "I'm an apologist because all I want is an all-white, heterosexual & mysoginistic country because diversity and inclusion both confuse and terrify my small brain & hurt my fragile ego"

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ITS HAPPENING DOT GIF!!!!!!!!

This never gets old, ever. Thank you to @scottfish.bsky.social, @ryanmc23.bsky.social, @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social & the whole crew who make this fantastic tournament possible ❤️ I hope to see some of you for the Denver Live Draft on June 20th! #SFB16

It's the first wave of #SFB16 invites 🤗‼️🎉🐟

it never ever ever gets old @scottfish.bsky.social has put in work that folks will never know #SFB16 gonna be the best one yet it’ll be such an honor to win it support @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social let’s has some fun today folks. can i get an office cele @ffchalupabatman.bsky.social

We'll be at Red Rocks for Sublime playing their self-titled album on Friday in this ❄️

Our schools have a gun problem.

This is going to be a LONG series. But my goal with it is to show you just how thorough my dynasty model is. Not to brag about the amount of work, but to help you understand when it says "Player X doesn't meet your expectations" that you know why

WWE segments on SportsCenter are exactly why I don't watch SportsCenter.

The GUTS dynasty model is done, it's up and running at tools.optimusfantasy.com So with that in mind @brewpython27.bsky.social wanted to pull back the curtain and take you through exactly how it works. One layer at a time.

People have done so much worse and been elected president lol

🫖🫖🫖 NEWS 🫖🫖🫖 Dianna Russini has resigned from @theathletic.com. Per Rob Maaddi.

Okay @realfollowers.bsky.social...

Mood, every single day.

Everything Trump Touches Dies, and today, we’re canceling our DoorDash accounts and deleting the app from our phones. Pass it along, and tap in in the replies when you’ve completed the mission. ✊🏼

Straight into my veins. Keep my guy’s value deflated so I can scoop as many shares as possible.

Visit @optimusfantasy.com and use the code BSKYWINS to get a free 7-Day trial, which will allow you to see the rookie write-ups by navigating to tools.optimusfantasy.com/prospects/ and clicking prospect names. I've dropped the link to the "subscription plans" below. Don't forget the promo code!

As advertised. (12 team SF Dynasty startup) What do we say? Thanks for a goodtime @optimusfantasy.com !

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It's another Mock Draft Monday at 1:30 ET with @mikeonkeys.bsky.social and @natepolvogt.optimusfantasy.com They take on a 12-team, 10-round Superflex PPR dynasty startup draft. The winds are shifting rapidly, and it pays to keep up with the ever-changing landscape

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We'e still got plenty of spots open ⤵️

Mock Draft Monday is almost here 😤 To celebrate, @mikeonkeys.bsky.social & I are running a 12-team Superflex PPR Dynasty Start-Up mock draft on @optimusfantasy.com ‼️ Come draft with us LIVE tomorrow at 1:30 PM EST ⤵️ sleeper.app/draft/nfl/13...

NACHOOOOOOOS with @jen.optimusfantasy.com & the kiddo

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Every time the Rockies win

Don’t tell your league mates 🤫

Maybe I'm crazy, but Melania seems like someone who wants her husband in prison.

Henry Rollins is here. Does this make Bluesky The Official App of Punk Rock??

Christian Watson stans just wet their collective pants.

The rancher who owns the pasture behind our house apparently bought 3 news cows at auction 🤗

Look, I don't generally like to do victory laps, but I've been saying since before the 2025 NFL Draft that Travis Hunter would end up as a full-time CB. It didn't make sense to run him ragged both ways when he's a more valuable asset as a DB. Two-way players don't exist in the NFL for a reason.