Hit a milestone in my musical journey tonight... finally hit a 1,000 album pace for 2026 🥵🎶

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

USE YOUR SELF-REVIVE KYLER

Story time humans 🧵

LMAO! One, you fell off. Two, you were absolute **** to minorities. Three, Mexicans are holding rock music down for you and you are STILL ungrateful.

So many thoughts...

Happy 151st Birthday Indoor Hockey 🏒

Was craving perogies, so I made them. Because I am an adult and can do what I want 😤

"Canada cannot endorse the unilateral & illegal use of military force, the killing of civilians or the kidnap & assassination of foreign heads of gov't while also insisting that our sovereignty, our rights and our independence must be respected." @wgreaves.bsky.social www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Getting rid of DST: Good. Choosing permanent daylight time over standard time that actually reflects relative position: Stupid.

Nazi apologist 👇

When Wunmi told Kelly Clarkson that Stack had dimples and Smoke didn’t because MBJ would *hold his face* a different way for each character?? Baby, who else really should be winning this award season? He DESERVES

If you go over to @optimusfantasy.com and search the profile for "drill" you should be able to find film for all of the WR and QB drills from the first cohort of guys.

Nacho Night 🤤

Congrats to both, I'm still watching the Umbrella video religiously

Big fan of Kyle Pitts next season. Like TE1 next season..

30 years, crazy... I remember playing Red at a friends, then getting Yellow and going deep on that. Had many other throughout the years and now my kids are into it. Testament to the franchise 💪 Houndoom was always my favourite

Long live 2D animation (& practical effects).

Looking for combine videos? Head over to @optimusfantasy.com for more QB and WR coverage!

On target, as always

ARKANSAS QB TAYLEN GREEN 4.37 FORTY!!!!!!!

ARKANSAS RB MIKE WASHINGTON 4.33 FORTY!!

You said, “if you ask me.” I reminded you that, in fact, no one asked you. You’re suggesting that you’re compelled to give your opinion on every post you see; must be exhausting. You’ll block me now; you’re def that type. Again, the only person sullying Stephen Hawkins’ legacy is Stephen Hawkins.

"The system's power comes not from its truth, but from everyone's willingness to perform as if it were true, and its fragility comes from the same source. When even one person stops performing, when the greengrocer removes his sign, the illusion begins to crack" - Mark Carney

The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

Carney could've just fucking said this

Like c'mon man!

Extremely disappointing you would support this illegal action @mark-carney.bsky.social, even if it is to keep USA from invading Canada. All you are doing is emboldening war mongering fascists to keep living their imperial fantasies, while staining your own name (and ours) with complicity.

My fantasy football heads, be sure to be following @whiteheatff.bsky.social so you can stay up to date on all of the combine comings and goings. A key cog in the @optimusfantasy.com machine 🔥

You should hear what they're saying about you on the internet man

Fantastic session today!! 💪 and next time... I GET TO TRY EMDR

what

My fantasy football heads, be sure to be following @whiteheatff.bsky.social so you can stay up to date on all of the combine comings and goings. A key cog in the @optimusfantasy.com machine 🔥

Superflex rookie szn is officially here👀 @herms.bsky.social pulled together a 12-team superflex PPR rookie mock before combine data & ADP settle... Love or Mendoza at 1 & what that means for your rookie boards ⬇️ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/love-or-...

@rollingstone.com freelance article when I'm done, or what? My rates are criminally reasonable (free for you)

As soon as you hear an analyst say “you can scheme things up” for a wide receiver or they use the term “gadget guy”… that should be an immediate red flag for dynasty managers… Those are players to avoid, even if there is a lot of positive noise surrounding the player up to and beyond the draft…

ahem

Treating myself cause it's fucking Friday!! 🔥

ArtistsI have done full discographies of (so far) in 2026: David Bowie Audioslave Stevie Wonder Sam Cooke Tina Turner (including Ike &) Sister Rosetta Tharpe Little Richard Blind Lemon Jefferson Lead Belly (currently completing) Album count: 143 🥵 If I pick up the pace a little, I could hit 1,000

Diaper rash cream and toothpaste tubes should NOT be so similar in colour... 3 am wakeup almost got me 😤

First therapy session in three weeks today, beyond excited to show my homework and dive deeper 🥳🥳🥳

Nothing but love for my brother and a big John C. Reilly ass yep! 😁

Man, Labs are the most disgusting creatures on earth when it comes to eating. Straight savagery and voracious gluttony

F*ck, F*ck. G*d D*mn it! F*cking Sh*t! Welp, Rest in Piss WB! Hopefully, this merger can still somehow be stopped, but yeah.

officially draft season

We are so back

Creole Cajun Chicken Quesadillas, with Habanero Cheese and Dexter Holland's Gringo Bandito hot sauce 🤤

A lot of the impact of A Goofy Movie is based around the fact that an entire generation has seen their connection to it change. When you watch it as a kid, you see yourself in Max. As an adult, you likely see yourself in Goofy. And the film encourages that shift in perspective!

Blueberry Flower Gin Fizz 🫐🌸 2oz gin 1oz elderflower liqueur 1.5oz blueberry syrup 0.5oz lemon juice 1 egg white Cheers!