We are all Rutgers today.

It is my belief that you should ALWAYS go for the 2 point conversion

Hang it in the Louvre.

I see you, sitting there, thinking, "I need help with who to start and who to sit today, and I REALLY need a great cocktail idea to get the day started." Don't worry. I gotchu. www.youtube.com/live/AUCQH8y...

Join us 6p/9e for a preview of the @Raiders vs. @Browns! Will Shedeur fall on his face? Will Myles Garrett get the sacks records in one game? Can Geno and Jeanty turn it around? Hang with me, RaiderDamus, and, straight out the Dawg Pound, JamiePerog. www.youtube.com/live/81TrAKI...

Sharks are my only fandom hope? What is this, 2016?

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

I'm live in 7 minutes for Starts/Sits and a breakfast cocktail! Come hang out. www.youtube.com/live/RMhfkRj...

Without saying The Birdcage, favorite Robin Williams film. (GMV tied w/ Garp and Popeye)

Currently watching: S5 Season Finale. Incredible show. Top 5 of all time, so far. I started the series on Tuesday night. Only 10 1/2 months til S6!

Cal got Robleighed.

In which 5 actual people waste over one hour of their lives to a discussion of two teams with a combined record of 5-12-1. Please waste some time with us! t.co/UNtRRP1aAw

we don’t do whataboutery for paedophiles.

Good. Fuck Starbucks. Starbucks is "break glass" level still. Buy this: burmancoffee.com/product/all-... And this: burmancoffee.com/product/gree... And this: aeropress.com/products/aer... Better coffee, more personal control, and it's equivalent to ~60 trips to Starbucks.

We are not the same.

Evergreen.

good.

The @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social are playing like the Raiders. The @denver-broncos.bsky.social are playing like the Raiders.

Welcome back to, "Thursday Night Football" is the Worst Football! It's been a while.

My god! Someone sees what I see! We shoulda hired Kubiak...

Still not as good as the 1920-1923 California Golden Bears.

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social What say you about AJ Cole?

I mean, not one of those things strains belief...

Dammit. Everyone I wanted the Giants to sign got a QO.

Don't like it @beth-bourne.bsky.social? Don't Be a bigoted cunt.

God Tier meming skills

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

Along these same lines, how many out there, like me, have: ✅️ Never had a cavity ✅️ Never broke a bone ✅️ Still have my tonsils ✅️ Never got chicken pox

So...confirmed, 16% of Amercians are Nazis.

My Giants 25-26 off-season wish list: Kyle Schwarber - imagine the splashies Bo Bichette - gonna move off SS, find a spot for him and all the hits, plus, we share a birthday Zac Gallen - ground ball rate would play at Oracle, and he looks like Kyle Mooney www.spotrac.com/news/_/id/30...

If he's not, they fucked up.

Cinema

Let's do this! youtu.be/iWFjti4lXhE

Fuck dem kids

She's in Davis? I'M in Davis! How come I don't know about this person and where she lives? Y'know...so I can avoid her...

Going live in a few minutes to preview Raiders/Jags! @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social #RaiderNation www.youtube.com/live/vNupqwZ...

Rookie numbers...

I love Tracy's profile, but he's been criminally underused as a receiver. Dear Messrs Dart and Daboll, THROW HIM THE DAMN BALL.

As an AMERICAN, I can say, of this list, I do not have a tagine or a casuela, only because I've never made anything that asked for those. And as a chef, I've never heard of a casuela. I do have everything else here.

About to go LIVE with week 8 starts/sits, AND teach you all how to make a barraquito! Let's kick National Tight End Day off right! www.youtube.com/live/18YEP4z...

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov Your turn... ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

What's the sixth flag, Travis? WHAT'S THE SIXTH FLAG????

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

This is a welcoming account.

I don't even want the long overcoat.

Pull up! Let's chat, and have a drink. A breakfast drink and starts/sits questions. www.youtube.com/live/Vq_sjKW...

"Young, impressionable children" that will be subjected to...SONGS IN SPANISH! 《horror movie shreik》 So glad MIke’s thinking of the children.