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🫖🫖🫖 NEWS 🫖🫖🫖 Dianna Russini has resigned from @theathletic.com. Per Rob Maaddi.

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Falcons picked up RB Bijan Robinson’s fifth-year contact option. Per Adam Schefter.

‼️‼️‼️ NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ The Texans have exercised the 2027 fifth-year options on the contracts of QB CJ Stroud and All Pro DE Will Anderson. Stroud is now due $25.904M in 2027, while Anderson is due $21.512M. Both players are also extension eligible. Per Field Yates.

UPDATE: “He was in [rehab] a substantial period of time before any of these allegations broke with Madison,” Levi McCathern told The California Post, “and he’s scheduled to be there for a while longer.”

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 The Titans are also signing RB Michael Carter and WR Lance McCutcheon. Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

UPDATE: It’s a 3-year, $54.735M deal that can be worth up to $57.735M ($18.245M average). Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 Greg Dortch is signing a 1-year deal with the Lions. Per @tompelissero.bsky.social

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 The Colts are signing WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine. Per Joel Erickson.

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 The Panthers are trading veteran QB Andy Dalton to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a 2027 7th-round pick. Per Adam Schefter.

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 Carolina is signing A.J. Dillon to a 1-year deal Per Jordan Schultz

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Broncos are trading for Miami WR Jaylen Waddle Denver receives: Waddle and a 2026 4th round pick Miami receivers: Broncos 2026 1st round pick, a late 2026 3rd round pick and a 2026 4th round pick. Per Adam Schefter.

You haven't lived until you find yourself eating saltines over the side of the bed (over a trash can) just to make sure there are no crumbs on the sheets after battling the stomach flu since 3am.

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 RB Keaton Mitchell is signing with the Chargers on a 2-year, $9.25M deal that includes $5M guaranteed. Per @tompelissero.bsky.social

Compensation Update: Washington's deal for Chig Okonkwo is for 3 years and up to $30 million Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

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UPDATE: Jacoby Brissett will be the Cardinals' starting QB in 2026. Gardner Minshew will serve as the backup. Per John Gambadoro.

I'm sure this will go well

And here I thought that the Broncos were taking the day off...

UPDATE: Mike Evans' new deal with the 49ers is 3-years, $60.4M Per Adam Schefter

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 The Raiders have signed WR Jalen Nailor to a 3-year, $35M deal with $23M guaranteed. Per Adam Schefter.

CORRECTION: It is a 4-year, $78M deal with $38M guaranteed. Per Adam Schefter.

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 Jahan Dotson is signing a 2-year, $15M deal with the Atlanta Falcons. Per Adam Schefter.

UPDATE: It is a 4-year, $70M deal for Wan'Dale Robinson with the Titans. Per @diannarussini.bsky.social

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Michael Pittman Jr. is being traded to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Compensation to follow. Per Adam Schefter.

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Travis Kelce is expected to return to the Chiefs and play in 2026. Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Miami Dolphins have informed Tua Tagovailoa that they are releasing him. Miami is on the hook for $54M fully guaranteed with offsets, meaning Tua will play for the minimum next season for someone else. He will have a post June-1 designation. Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

I'm going to blame Daylight Savings Time on "Connor." It's James Conner. Thank you. Where's the coffee?

What....??? No. What...???

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Stefon Diggs will be released by the Patriots. Per @tompelissero.bsky.social

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Chicago Bears are finalizing a deal to send WR D.J. Moore to the Buffalo Bills. Compensation updates to follow. Per Adam Schefter.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Kansas City is trading CB Trent McDuffie to the Los Angeles Rams for their: - 1st round (pick 29 overall), 3rd round, and 5th round picks in 2026 - 3rd round pick in 2027 Per Ian Rapoport

UPDATE: The team has now informed Kyler Murray that they will be releasing him (officially). Per Adam Schefter.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Indianapolis is using the transition tag to tag QB Daniel Jones. It’s $37.8M. Per Ian Rapoport

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Bears Pro Bowl center Drew Dalman has informed the team that he is retiring from the NFL at age 27. Dalman left Stanford in 2021, and after four seasons in Atlanta and one in Chicago, he has made the sudden and surprising decision to retire. Per Adam Schefter.

Whoa. It's about time...

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 Denver is NOT tendering RB Jaleel McLaughlin. He will be an unrestricted free agent Per Jeremy Fowler

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Minnesota will release RB Aaron Jones at the start of the league year on March 11th at 4 PM EST, per Adam Schefter

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 The Colts have given Anthony Richardson permission to seek a trade. Per Stephen Holder.

🏷️🏷️🏷️ FRANCHISE TAG NEWS 🏷️🏷️🏷️ George Pickens will officially be franchise tagged by the Cowboys. Per Todd Archer.

UPDATE: The Falcons have officially tagged Kyle Pitts. Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

🏷️🏷️🏷️FRANCHISE TAG NEWS🏷️🏷️🏷️ Atlanta is planning to Franchise Tag TE Kyle Pitts. The tag for TEs is over $15 million fully guaranteed for one year Per Ian Rapoport

📣📣📣 NFL NEWS 📣📣📣 WR Mike Evans plans to play in 2026, per his agents Deryk Gilmore and Darren Jones. He *will* explore his free agency options. Per Kimberley Martin.

Not shocked

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 New England WR Stefon Diggs pleads not guilty to felony strangulation and other criminal charges from an alleged dispute with his personal chef

📖📖📖NFL DRAFT NEWS📖📖📖 Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss has been granted a temporary injunction that allows him to return to play college football in 2026. Pending appeals, he will play for Ole Miss in '26 and NOT enter the NFL Draft.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 David Njoku announced that he will NOT return to the Browns in 2026.

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Kirk Cousins is expected to be released by the Falcons before the start of the new league year. Per Adam Schefter.

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