The only asinine medical take I would be willing to believe from this administration would be if RFK proclaimed that dementia is contagious

Yup 4 years $168.6 million

Today on “Holy Crap I Forgot That Happened” In the 2020 Draft… Henry Ruggs & Jerry Jeudy were taken before CeeDee Lamb Ruggs, Jeudy, & Jalen Reagor were taken before Justin Jefferson

The All-Asinine-Medical-Takes-League Draft 1st Pick: Puka Nacua 2nd Pick: Cam Skattebo Pick 3 is on the clock…

Nate and Lou showed me their tools this week with a fresh UI overhaul. I’m so freaking stoked for them to be released. I’ve worked in big tech and closely with tech and analytics teams my whole career. I am seriously blown away with some of the work they’ve done. More to come.. 🏆

I've been building these for 2 years. I had to start over last February when my partner in building decided to take what we'd done and put it on his own patreon. It turns out, that was the best thing that could have happened to Optimus. I can't wait for you all to get to see what Lou & I built 🤗

The Afro Man trial That’s it that’s the tweet

At my daughter’s Elementary School talent show Watching a 4th grader belt out “My Girl” is the mental calibration I didn’t know I needed today

plenty of teams have made big-time free agent moves and trades recently, but what about those NFL rosters that could still use some TLC? 🤔 my latest ✍️ is now live:

If RFK Jr. started a band it would be called Rage Against the Vaccine

Gas just crept above $6 a gallon in my neighborhood Thanks Obama 🤦

There are 999,999 different password verification codes for Microsoft Authentication and I think I’m getting close to collecting all of them 😎

post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Team USA baseball general vibe

You want “in the weeds”? Last night I found myself troubleshooting my college prospect database because I was getting formula errors in the 2023 prospects for Dontayvion Wicks & Andrei Iosivas

Anytime a thing on social media has “bombshell” in the headline, I know not to pay any mind to that thing

Bumpin golden era hip hop in the minivan is how I get through some of these days

Good heavens the upcoming JSN contract is going to be straight bonkers

Luckily I don’t need anything. Except this ashtray, and that’s the only thing I need. And this paddle game. The ashtray & the paddle game & that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, & the remote control, & that’s all I need. And these matches…

Changed their status to “it’s complicated”

Crazy day of NFL free agency To the Seahawks fans disappointed in the immediate outcomes a matter of hours into the tampering period, dynasties aren’t created/maintained with big splashes on March 9 Schneider ain’t overspending at a fancy restaurant, he’s slow cooking pork to eat for days

For the Birds My brother just sent me this [Spider-Man pointing gif]

Sweet, it’s dinner time and I’m not hungry. Spring forward can fuck off forever

I’m telling you, my wife is a thrift store whisperer

Once Kenneth Walker III signs a new contract, I’ll always wonder how much more it might have been if that 40 yard TD in the SB hadn’t been called back His stat line would have been 28 carries, 175 rush yds, TD, 201 total yards

Markwayne Mullin back in high school

I’m old enough to remember the unfounded but absolute certainty a bunch of talking heads had that the Seahawks downgraded at QB going from Geno to Darnold, & that picking the Seahawks to finish 4th in the NFC West in ‘25 was the “easy” pick in that division

Omg a thousand times yes!!! And if they kill her off like stranger things did with Barb I’ll freakin lose it

Post an iconic horror movie image.

How I feel when someone blocks me

I made a silly tik tok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8QU3v6x/

How I arrived on BlueSky from X

New beard who dis?

Quaid Army!!

Rarely will I repost my own stuff, & I don’t care (that much) about “gettin dem clicks” But I posted this later in the evening yesterday & want to make sure anyone who is interested can see it If not, then you’re all dead to me (totally kidding 😘)

Looking forward to the blood moon tonight

First fire of the year, gotta dry a bunch of wood out

'26 RB Prospect Data 🧵 I posted WRs yesterday, today is RBs This post shows Top ~20 RB prospects across many metrics, 2021-2026 Starting w/ 40 time (This includes all RBs that ran 40s at the Combine) *Combine data courtesy of @mathbomb.bsky.social Patreon link to all of these tables in replies

'26 WR Prospect Data 🧵 No single metric ever tells the whole story Context is needed 1 method is a comparison of the '26 prospects to past classes so you can see the names who have comprised the leaderboards This post shows Top 20 WR prospects across many metrics, 2021-2026 Starting w/ 40 time

34 of the 46 WR prospects invited to the 2026 NFL Combine ran a 40 The table below shows each prospect’s 40 time & their Height-Adjusted Speed Score (HaSS) Sorted from highest to lowest HaSS Jeff Caldwell running a 4.31 forty at 6’5” 216 lbs is utterly ridiculous

Only 1/2 of the RB prospects invited to the Combine participated in the 40 yard dash Here’s how it shook out Combine data from @mathbomb.bsky.social 🔥Kent Lee Platte’d Combine data & Relative Athletic Score (RAS) are invaluable this time of year Consider donating to him for his efforts

Finally got the trophy for my longest standing fantasy league I now feel complete

Another year, another freakish athlete from a Dakota State school I’m not sure Bryce Lance has landed yet from his vertical jump

I hope teams learned their lesson after letting Kyren Williams (4.65 forty) fall to the 5th round after overreacting to a RB 40 time (this is an Emmett Johnson post)

You had me at Rush Limbaugh’s soft shitty body

For -5 years after seeing Jaws too young