“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.

Please do not do this. I get wanting more information, but Dr. Google is more reliable than Dr. ChatGPT if you go to reputable sites.

we need a world run by HEB, Costco and the Arizona Tea guy

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And don’t get mad when vets won’t donate their services because “if you really loved animals you would”….

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I need pretty much every single one of these tshirts…they convey my thoughts so well 😆

There's still time to apply!

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Just saw someone refer to the way Trump speaks as "the verbal equivalent of a Jackson Pollack painting" and can't stop laughing.

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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

This is a well laid-out argument for continued US support in the face of Ukraine's recent corruption scandal. (gift link) "...a probe focused on senior officials is paradoxically a sign that Kyiv is getting better at fighting corruption."

We wanted to understand the legality of killing Venezuelan boaters without a trial or charges. So we talked to three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a Buc-ee’s in Amarillo.

I'm really glad to see someone like Kelly finally saying this. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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I had to mute that post. Did NOT expect that 😳 Sometimes I forget that it's more than my friends on here, lol

And PLEASE don't take away autistics' favorite things because you think they are for “younger” kids. Taking favorite things away removes a primary source of comfort and consistency, which is cruel. Ending for now, full list of "please do nots" is at TPGA: thinkingautismguide.com/2022/01/auti...

I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic. It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.

I saw several Cybertrucks today on my way to get groceries. The CEO's politics aside, I don't understand why anyone would spend THAT kind of money on the world's ugliest death trap.

As his approval sinks, Trump will turn to the emotion from which his power derives: fear. Fear closes us off from each other, weakens what is our strength, deprives us of our future and only serves to secure his. The antidote is hope. An autocrat cannot defeat a hopeful people. Hold fast to it.

Outland is underrated

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She’s got Bette Davis’s eyes. Like literally in a jar and I hear Bette wants them back.

Post a famous bathroom scene. (I was going to post the scene from Witness but there's not an available .gif, probably bc it's violent in nature)

I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.

My take on pie, as someone who loves to bake... Whatever you like is great. I happen to detest pumpkin, but my brother thinks it's amazing. Pecan is ok but better if it contains either Kahlua or chocolate or both. Any fruit pie is awesome. Lemon meringue and key lime are awesome. Eat more pie.

What she said. Slava Ukraini.

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RIP Jimmy Cliff

Dolly Parton has sent my daughter a new book every month for years as she does for thousands of children. She help fund the development of the Covid vaccine. She’s not a billionaire. I think as non wealthy people it’s hard to even imagine how much billionaires *could* be doing with their money.

Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart Nothing I can do Total eclipse of the heart

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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it

have you guys seen the news? there's a huge corvid 19 scare where ravens and caraways are expected to shit all over your car for the next 6 months. no vaccination available at this time. y'all stay safe.

if i had an arch nemesis id sneak into their home every time they were using a crockpot and turn it off

It's amazing to me that he's never been punched in the mouth.

I have never, ever understood that mindset. "Peoples is peoples" as they say.

Don't do any of this.

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as the mother of two almost fifteen-year-olds...I can barely contain my rage at Ms. Kelly.

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

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