it’s not country Saturday yet but a book of note I am just starting @makenomisteak.bsky.social

@twobitwhackjob.bsky.social bad day to be driving to or from Destin

it's thursday but it is also my friday

Indeed

former ranger great

This morning seems like a great time to exchange emails with your Dad about politics, said no one ever

Well at least the easy part of their schedule is almost done

MLS legend Lionel Messi

Tx Live is a good good hangout place for the soccer

F the Rangers Time for footy instead

This team sucks

Last night was so fun we’re here again tonight

I appreciate that there have been no advancements in Ref Holding Up A Sign Announcing The Substitutions technology. no need to give him a cooler screen or invent some sort of substitution-announcement drone. impossible to improve on this

Become ungovernable

Dfw stink smell is v strong again this morning through Irving. Especially around Story Rd

EASY PART OF THE SCHEDULE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Great first AB back by Josh Smith

Getting late in a game, need to mount a comeback Instead we get two K’s where the batter looks overmatched and a ball in play that rolls a foot in front of the plate for an out

Baseball pants

If you’re from Chicago legally this means you have to be blind drunk by 2PM now

Ozzy was the only good one. (first comment 🤌🏻)

This looked so incredibly awesome last night If our team wasn't run by a couple of racist hate mongering maga loving old white guys then maybe something close could get pulled off here with Dutch fans but damn, this looked and sounded so fun

what could go wrong

What if Texas Tech decides to leave the Big 12 over this?

Snowcones are for the summertime

Shot Chaser

So this is like 30th in the things that are wrong with the Rangers but we don’t do anything fun. Pittsburgh’s got this bit with the cones, Seattle has a trident, what do the Rangers have? They pretend to lasso each other

You ever wanted a descriptor of what it means to be called that f’ing team, this is it

Yep, sure is Joe

2004: Derek Fisher’s 0.4 shot 2005: Spurs win championship 2006: Manu fouls Dirk 2007: Spurs win championship 2013: Ray Allen 3-pointer 2014: Spurs win championship 2026: Epic 29 point collapse 2027: ….

Jeez let the man go celebrate with his teammates already

Well Greg, that’s a tough one pal

Read this thread if you really want to see some Idiocracy level bleak shit

I can’t wait for this easy part of the schedule to be done

Welp back to soccer

Great success

Why no Alejandro Osuna called back up to replace Evan?

Gotta earn your keep

Breaking news: We’re doing karaoke again tonight

Well as they say in footy, Hey guys let’s do that footy

Gonna be like that tonight huh Welp, okay.

What the F was that throw Kyle

Stay hard Adolis

The weather is changing out there

Why didn't any of you The Boys P1'S tell me the soundtrack was so f'ing amazing

One of the funnest vehicles I ever had. Not quite truck, not quite car, more like a cruck. Or a tar.

Go frogs

If you are in an exit lane on the highway, and you need to get out of it, but there’s traffic on the main lanes so you come to a complete stop to wait for your opening to change lanes - you are a flawed guy