This organization has been a complete failure since the first Trump admin. And I think even its members know it by now. It’s a total embarrassment, but they want that sweet, sweet access so cue up Larry the Cable Guy or whatever loser comic they can find to fluff Kim Jong Orange live on C-Span.

lol imagine being this hacky. Shit’s embarrassing.

UPDATE: DOJ files its motion to dismiss the law firm EO case appeals. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

And I don't feel like punching something after reading it!

He first starts out trying to pitch to the rural voters vs suburbans, then realizes that rural voters alone won't win him an election. So backtracks about how suburbans ARE working class. DUH, IDIOT. Most suburbs are 2 incomes, w/ kids, and debt.

I was awake at 4 am today. It's currently 6:22 pm. I think that's sort of bed time? OMG I'M AN OLD PERSON

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OMFG they think we are the dumbest people who ever lived.

No one with a snarl like that should be allowed to own a newsstand, let alone networks.

Oh I love this good boy!!!

I don’t think a war is a distraction—I think once bombs start dropping, it’s now Another Horrible Thing Happening—but this is an interesting article nonetheless.

This calls for emergency rotisserie chickens.

This is pretty hilarious. Retaliation *against* your attack really can't be the imminent threat that justifies your attack. I think the concept of linear time pretty much settles this question without the need for additional argument.

We're giving him exactly the amount of contempt he's earned and deserves.

Great Quotes in Military History.

What a lying tool. They always invite the president, but Trump was previously too cowardly to go. A comedian roasts the president (this year the WHCA chickened out and got a magician or something) and they give out awards for good stories and journalism scholarships. They don’t have an “honoree.”

Once again, Donald Trump has made America less safe. I’ve really had it. You?

If it were me, I would be asking my doctor if there was a cream I could use to prevent what happens when you put on the other preventative cream.

the HPV vaccine is fucking incredible, period end of that's it

Nancy Mace says something in this about being a 9/11 victim?? How? What?

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros (mini thread)

Rich people are actually allowed to do good things with their money. Crazy, I know!

did you guys know you can eat potato salad whenever you want. don’t need to be at a cookout, even. im eating it standing over the kitchen sink as we speak

Another day, another Nazi incident surrounding Platner.

genuinely convinced TCW believes the biggest crime on the planet is not thinking he's a good pundit

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

Kudos to Hillary for not asking Boebert if she was having a stroke.

also isn't that supposedly the ear that got shot?

What is it preventing? His lizard skin falling off?

just think: ten years from now trump can do paintings of them that will hang in disney world (a real thing that happened w bush)

you know that they got nothing out of them because other than boebert sending pics out, they havent said boo about them. a huge snore.

The fucking incompetence of these perpetual fail-uppers

She has said exactly one line of dialogue on screen, what the fuck are we doing here

A Mad King Who Enjoys Watching Things Go Boom talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...

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btw this is a free gift link

This is criminal. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/h...

Jean Mounicq Kensington Gardens, 1958

It's genuinely insane that many of the newspaper columnists who cheered us into the war in Iraq are still employed at big legacy outlets cheering us into a new war with Iran.

This is to be expected, the Secretary of Defense is a TV show host who doesn't know the legal name of his Department and can't function with a BAC <0.08.

🎶 Dawg at the table, dawg at the table, drinkin’ my coffee with my dawg at the table 🎶

This was excruciatingly evident during the SOTU. Listening to Trump describe violent incidents like he was telling a scary fireside story was disgusting. I could not believe how excited it made him.

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

you know, this is why you should not elect people who have never once learned anything about anything

This is...NOT REASSURING.

god fucking dammit

Seems crystal clear that neither Netanyahu nor Trump want an actual democracy in Iran, they want a regime they can manage/work with like the gulf states.

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled: Voters as “Votors” Emergency as "Emeregency" United States as "United Staes" And, it included a non-party in the caption. These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.