Good. My most hated team is the one led by a racist homophobe who took my money then cancelled the service I paid for. Fuck him, fuck that org, fuck the average shitholes that play for him.

My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are

Earlier today I killed my last media account other than this one. It was the last one with my name on it. I am officially off the grid. Yeah, I sorta wanted that. But more importantly, the grid wanted me off of it. The grid—employers, friends, technology—are all done with me. And so it goes.

Taco Bell pulled product before anyone else. They’re being torched for it. Capitalism rewards compliance and punishes character. What have they learned? Next time, keep quiet and let people suffer.

Whelp, there we go, RE: Rangers: Roku - unsupported Firestick - incompatible Apple - incompatible Surface - incompatible I paid $120 to watch games, they delivered 96 of them, then cut me off. I could subscribe to MLB and maybe make that work, but for how long? Why should I trust these people?

While I want to agree, I can’t help but think “too old for the workforce” is a slippery slope for an economy led by technocrats who think everyone should be replaced for one reason or another.

They do on Telemundo.

How I feel after the World Cup.

Every time they show the 🍑💩🤡 rapist on TV everyone in the bar boos.

Every day since the rapist came down the escalator has been about hate. And will be until the world’s most beautiful obituary, when every nation in the world will come together like we all just won the World Cup. www.axios.com/2026/07/19/r...

@daydrinker70.bsky.social and I will be watching the game at Kenny’s in the Guadaloupe barrio of San Miguel. Where are you watching?

Ok, we’re just making shit up now. “Any new public alerts Simpson?” “Saw a bee earlier.” “Simpson you’re a gotdamn genius!”

Take a break from checking your food is safe to eat, that air is OK to breathe, that ICE isn’t in your neighbourhood, to worry about this. And never forget: this is what they voted for.

Will the Rapist In Chief intervene like he did in Romania?

So the laptop isn’t an option—the goddamn location services again. I’m down to the hated Firestick as my only remaining option to watch this team.

Real leadership would be: 1) how can we help? 2) how can we work together to reduce these occurrences on both sides of our shared border?

SHOOT THE PUCK!!

The Ancestral Home taking 3rd place in the World Cup, The Open in full swing, and exiled by my baseball team says it’s an English beer day.

These people hate everyone and understand nothing. Canadians should judt sever diplomatic relations with the U.S.

Bowl games are all about motivation. Clearly the Lions had something to prove today.

Always hate when players skip their team’s bowl game.

Martin Perez (1) Syndrome.

Also, pretty sure Odysseus wasn’t a white guy from Boston.

I guarantee 100% of the MAGA I used to know would tell me every word is true because there’s no way any Dems could/should be elected. Guaran—fucking—tee it.

Bzzr doesn’t have an app for Firestick so neither of my streaming solutions is viable. $120 for a mid season termination of services. They have literally made it impossible for me to watch. I’m sure the refund will be processed…not fast. This is customer malpractice. A giant FUCK YOU.

I haven’t had a burrito supreme in the 19 months I’ve lived outside the U.S. and swear to god if America turns away from Taco Bell I’m burning that MFer to the ground. It’s literally the only thing I want when I’m forced to visit.

Bzzr requires location services be ON. Which means MLB and the Texas Rangers have finally achieved the goal they’ve been working towards: Me not watching their product. I’m sure my refund will be processed by spring training.

Schrodinger's Senator.

I’m a Texas Rangers fan and I shouldn’t be because Ray Davis is a shitty human being.

Watching John Cusack pretend to be drunk in Runaway Jury and remembering the time I played a drunk homeless guy in church and I did it by…getting fucked up the night before and sleeping in my backyard. I’ll accept my Oscar stage left please.

I'm sorry, is that a FORMER AUBURN FOOTBALL COACH trying to lecture people about following the rules in the pursuit of winning?

MAGAts don’t believe in climate change, the FAA, or the FDA. So it’s 100+ in Michigan, people can’t breathe, the NYC WNBA team can’t fly, and nobody can eat lettuce. And tonight you’ll be told you can’t vote. This is EXACTLY what they voted for.

He makes being a great politician and decent person look so effortless.

On the way to a business meeting, out here eating lettuce, breathing air, and not melting on a lovely 70 degree summer day.

He first said in 2016 he’ll only accept results he likes. The answer is the same today. It’s been the same for a decade. Maybe do something about that. Or continue to let democracy slip away.

High temp in 70s, putting lettuce on my burgers, and breathing the air outside because Mexico isn’t trying to own the libs.

Also my porn name.* * pronounced FOH-tee

Buck Forty.

A man flies to Los Angeles to attend his wife’s corporate Christmas party.

Something unsaid about this is the interrupt—the Rangers just told us to stop whatever we’re doing and do some tech work to keep using the product we paid for. Fuck your life, hop on this RIGHT NOW if you want to use your $120 purchase. The disregard for our time is staggering.

2M died of COVID, now the U.S. can’t eat lettuce. This is exactly what 77M Americans voted for. It’s called necropolitics; MAGA is a death cult—your death.

Every NFL fan: I don’t know anything about soccer, but I know through a thousand awful experiences that the prevent D is the worst way to lose a close game

Lol…FIFA gonna be mad.

He’ll be confirmed, with at least Fetterman and probably other Democrats, who think “sure, yeah, bust down doors, drag people into the street, and if they run, kill them,” because that’s American democracy. That’s the constitution in action. Greatest country in the world and all that horseshit.

My god this tournament has delivered!! Argentina with that extra gear they’ve been finding courtesy of Messi’s late game heroics. I thought Andres Cantor was going to have a stroke (his voice is torched). That was super fun!!

Iran in my newsfeed: NYT, WaPo, WSJ, Atlantic, all paywalled. Even CNN. It is ridiculous how inaccessible the online world is becoming.

I forgot to say the details of this switch are in a DMN story, which I can’t view because I cancelled my subscription. Oh, and guess what? There’s no app for this platform—it’s web based. They don’t even have games listed for broadcast. This is going to be a disaster on Saturday night.

Maybe stop pulling in front of cars in unmarked vehicles when trying to kill them and the “attacks” will go down.