“Math word where “Ping, Jose, Michael, Maria, Jaya, and Jill had . . . .”

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social’s 7yo practicing karate kicks in front of her as she’s trying to watch Murder She Wrote.

New jobs in Trump’s America

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social will be there with her camera!

i am very sick of pretending conservatives have an argument that should be respected

I had a @jillkent.bsky.social moment last night. I’m getting over a cold. I coughed so hard last night I passed out and hit my head on a table and a couch.

It @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social and @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com

Random Thought of The Day: @jillkent.bsky.social is the mutual most likely to get trapped in a bed that folds into a wall.

Two Girls One Tin Cup

All hail Vice President Gregg!

Matt Stoller is a Red-Brown guy which is why he is comfortable baselessly blaming minorities of all types and why he’d like to see the Democratic Party return to a synthesis of authoritarianism and profligate government spending favoring a largely white working class.

How did I miss this?

I’ve gotten requests for free work “for exposure” my whole life, once from a literal billionaire. Luckily less so in recent decades. But using the “for exposure” excuse with TAYLOR SWIFT? Truly warped. There’s a whole class of business shitheads who really think no artist *deserves* to be paid.

He looks like Sgt. Schultz.

Much like many of the actions of @alderfish.bsky.social’s and @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social’s children.

You don’t get outbreaks with Tylenol. Just people silently ignoring it.

Tylenol doesn’t cause autism. Autism is stored in the balls!

Just called my mom and she confirmed she took Tylenol when she was pregnant but it was that Tylenol Cold, Flu + Deviant Li'l Goblin formula.

Now that Kimmel will be back, @alexjd.bsky.social won’t have to give up his beloved Alien: Earth!

It is a fig leaf that allows him to push black servicemen out of the military without directly pushing out black servicemen.

You shouldn’t be surprised. I remember the media declared, despite evidence to the contrary, that we were living in “post-racial America” for several years after Obama’s election. They also declared that the Tea Party was only about fiscal issues, not social ones. “They are just libertarians.”

I can only surmise that @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social is wearing the shirt.

Who wanks to see some lame-ass kids? #CharlieKirk

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social playing Baldur’s Gate:

Cancelled Hulu and Disney Plus.

Once again saved from the latest Bluesky stupidity by ThE List! All Hail The List!

Ice Lives Don’t Matter

Shit, the entire point of the No Kings protests and others is to PUBLICLY stand up in your own name. Cowering is not helpful. Let them have my name! I’m proud to do so.

@alderfish.bsky.social Duck says he’d like some waffles and sausages for breakfast. He has a big day out on the chicken coop job site today.

1/ South Korea's government has announced that it is launching an investigation into human rights abuses said to have been carried out by the United States' ICE agency against South Korean workers deported from Georgia, following further damaging testimony from the deportees. ⬇️

60% of Americans are NOT illiterate.

FIRE’s full-throated denunciation of Clemson is gonna be lit. I’m sure it’ll be out any minute now.

Don’t be surprised when you support repugnant things that you get treated repugnantly.

What about all the joy John Wayne Gacy’s work as a clown brought to thousands of children?

Jesus!

Omg what are Duck and Stuart even doing today @alderfish.bsky.social?

Wasn’t that Taylor Lorenz’s job? And look how that turned out.

I remember making all kinds of jokes about Columbine at the time.

Atlanta Olympic Bombings Numerous Abortion Clinic Bombings and murder of doctors Eric Rudolph LA Riots

If they’re going to do that then. . .

That’s what my money is on because they’ve hollowed out the FBI. I hope they catch him, but they won’t because all the competence is gone.

Apples are expensive now. Have you seen apple prices these days @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social?

Charlie Kirk got shot, and school will be open on his birthday.

It’s some shut in weirdo who has anxiety when going outside calling for the guillotine.

Guess what @jillkent.bsky.social is drinking for dinner?

So This Is What It’s Like When Doves Cry. Goodnight Sweet Prince Charlie. By Maggie Haberman

Just add a quick thing about tariffs: MAGA and a subset of socialist/communist leftists love that the tariffs restrict liberals’ and Americans’ access to culture through commerce and its transmission through commerce.

Charlie is a low level peon mouthpiece. How dumb was that gunman sacrificing his freedom/life for Charlie fucking Kirk? What a counterproductive waste!