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EGG!

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

When you aren’t feeling well, you know it’s time to bust out the warm vernors.

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

well...after months of waiting for a response from social security on my disability claim... they just sent me an email and denied it I feel broken, hopeless, and screwed... I ask and plead one more time...if you can help....please help. I don't want to lose my home...I just want to get better

Hello there! Are those chicken nuggies for me? 👀

Chillin in the atrium enjoying the dead mall vibes of the RenCen at #MCFC2026 @trax.racing @tontigfox.bsky.social @aussiecobalt.bsky.social @khalifayote.bsky.social @songbird336.bsky.social

Informal business meeting at #MCFC2026 🦊: @tontigfox.bsky.social Yeen : @trax.racing 🪶: @songbird336.bsky.social

My character when in fursuit is just Midwest Dad

That time when the elevators broke at #MCFC2026 and I called them a fart-doodle

Just a couple of foxes joshing around at #MCFC2026! Other 🦊 is @tontigfox.bsky.social

This style phone was just described to me at work as “The knock you in the head and call the police phone” and I immediately knew what phone they were talking about lmao

Why would you do this? How am I supposed to pee with a boner because you hung a photo of the ass and of a 1959 Chevy Impala right above the toilet!?

I should call him…

Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌

You need to fill out for 69-B and fax it back if you want to check out the company Vajankle™️

Why on earth is there a FOOTUSSY at this party 😭

The fax is live! 313-649-4442

Periodic reminder that being half fox half synthesizer, when you rub my belly i play this song youtu.be/4K8p3qt3EU4?...

A 1973 Chevrolet pickup truck with a 17 foot long bed that you just call “Long John”

If you aren't driving a PLYMOUTH than fuck you

MCFC tomorrow! Who's gonna be there!? 👀

The technological 80's!! 1982 is going to be our year!!

I won't ever tell anyone that I won the lottery, but there will be signs 👀

Two things: 1) The footage from the 1986 Chevy Monte Carlo Dealer Video can be made into the opening to a cheesy 80's sitcom. 2) "Dick" as a nickname for Richard makes no sense.

Knees weak, balls are heavy, spaghetti on my wang already.

Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?

Super Bowl: The better version SeaTac Mall vs. Woburn Mall

I think the Seahawks should just keep getting field goals so we can see more of Blitz cause he's hot Like so hot

THIS HALFTIME SHOW IS LITERALLY EVERY CONSERVATIVES NIGHTMARE AND I AM FUCKING HERE 👏 FOR👏 IT 👏👏👏

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC Yes, you can send things to it!

Hello? No, there is no Hugh Jass here. Nope, Dixon Sideme and Anita Dick don’t live here either. Yes my refrigerator is running, why do you ask?

Good luck to the American athletes competing in the Italian Winter Olympics

Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC Yes, you can send things to it!

Hello? No, there is no Hugh Jass here. Nope, Dixon Sideme and Anita Dick don’t live here either. Yes my refrigerator is running, why do you ask?

Business is going to happen soon!

How many ding dongs do you think the Hamburger Helper™️ Glove®️ has jerked off since 1970?

Well I finally hit the big time! Someone is impersonating me on Instagram and asking people for money. It is 100% not me. Of you could report this account, I’d appreciate it!

Michael Bolton Christmas ornament near me

Lady in the grocery was store putting like, 16 cans of chili in her cart and some dude walks by and says "Damn girl, you're gonna SHIT later!" LMAO 🤣

I could really use some help... after the mortgage payment I'm making, I'm literally screwed for money. As much as I don't enjoy asking for help, I really could use it now. I just want to get back on my feet and recover from this all, but it'll take time. Thank you everyone gofund.me/35ce9dc9d

My liver is basically a picture of Dom DeLuise from Smokey and the Bandit 2 at this point 🍻

"You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it" -Dale Earnhardt, 1986

Take a suggestive selfie in the bathroom mirror but make sure there’s toothpaste from a dental exorcism blasted all over it 👌💯💦

Can't do shit with my life but Randy Newman's been singing about what he sees since 1961

To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS: 1) put your phone in airplane mode 2) open TikTok and go to your profile 3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account 4) turn airplane mode off 5) delete your account Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this