surprise surprise, sinclair is being sinclair. if you have a sinclair-owned ABC affiliate in your area, find out every local business who advertises on their air and BLOW. UP. THEIR. PHONES.

Bringing my annual tradition over here to Bluesky... IT'S SEPTEMBER 21st y’all know what time it is 🔊🎶

*bouncing violently back and forth between a British gentleman and a rock band* Easy peasy lemon squeezy, my dear

My knees have had too much marijuana tonight

Me: “I’m one of those psychos that shut the alarm clock off and immediately get out of bed and start moving” Them: “Wait, like an actual alarm clock?” Yes, in 2025 I still wake up every morning like it’s 1979. 😜

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

i’m in a very bad place right now. not like mentally or anything i’m just at the DMV

IT'S NATIONAL FOX DAY! IT'S NATIONAL FOX DAY! IT'S NATIONAL FOX DAY! IT'S NATIONAL FOX DAY!

Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning? Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you! *side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*

Me when I try to make casual conversation. #VRChat

Frank "Hyundai" Sonat®a

Top of the line IT security in the '90s 🤣 repost if you remember this 🔄

I love this car, it’s 89.3% sorted out and I have fallen in love with it all over again. It’s not perfect, but I’m not either. :D

Miat

I am this old www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B15...

You know, ever since I was 6 years old I wanted to be a race car driver, maybe at 37 I should actually do that

You can do magic! You can have anything that you desire, Magic! And you know you’re the one that can put out the fire, You know darn well, When you cast your spell, You will get your way, When you hypnotize with your eyes, A heart of stone can turn to clay

If you don't like Chuck Mangione, then fuck you

Life is too short to drive boring cars

Most people's dream cars are exotic sports cars, one of mine? a 1979 Checker Marathon Taxi cab

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

The kids are alright

Finally getting this this sorted. Suspension swap and new wheels and tires. The old tires were 15 years old and ready to blow lol

If you use promo code “FUCKYOUBALTIMORE” at the car dealer they have to give you a 1999 Dodge Intrepid for free, that’s the rules

Heads up, been seeing accounts on here getting hacked, make sure you’ve got 2 factor authentication turned on!

How foxes show they like each other: *chews on @tontigfox.bsky.social*

300 million dollar green screen superhero movies with scores of vfx artists can't reproduce 1% of the depth and texture of this single still

These modern cars have too many gadgets. I put my car in reverse and it just showed me a movie of a guy backing over garbage cans.

Wait, Jethro Tull had a flute AND a harpsichord!!? 🤯

Do you want to come over and listen to Earth, Wind & Fire albums?

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

Hey! Check out these adorkable little bear beans! Courtesy of @rudderbutts.bsky.social for #NationalUnderwearDay 🩲

Have a wildly naughty start to your weekend - with Silver! 🦊🧀 Our favorite Sergal is like fine cheese: a little sharp, slightly crazy, and makes everything better.

What would you do if a fox cooked you dinner for some reason?

Pass the word!

Bootleg vegetables

I am afraid I have absolutely terrible news. I need a lot of help now, from everyone. I currently have NO CLEARED DONOR for transplant and we only have a short period of time to get this done. Please SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE AND PLEASE TRY TO DONATE! All the information is at iggyland.org

early evening overheard out of context quotes from vrchat: "I have a really slutty belly button" "If i had a third nipple I'd pierce it"

When you find a JBL Bluetooth speaker on the side of the road and fix it with a cheap driver from ebay for a knock around speaker for disc golf 👌

When the Neon stops saying "hi", and starts saying "help"

“I’m gonna pre!”

Advertised on eBay for cheap as non working/for parts and a couple sprays of electrical contact cleaner on the power switch and it’s good as new. Came in the original box with the manual too!

Call or fax, you can reach me my multiple forms of communication because I am a modern fox! #FursuitFriday

As someone from the Midwest, can confirm