I wouldn’t sell the Miata, because I enjoy having a rusty hooptie, but I’m actively looking for a 1958-1960 Ford Thunderbird, 3 speed manual preferred but an 3 speed automatic is also fine

Why have 1 Miata when you can have 7? *browses marketplace*

Arkansas, the “what that mouth do?” state

Dick, that’s an interesting name *read in Harry Caray’s voice*

CAUSE I'M YOUR LADY! Imagine owning the world's greatest love songs AND YOU ARE MY MAN! by the greatest voices of our time TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU? in a once in a lifetime collection SOMEWHERE OUT THERE! Time-Life music presents: the ultimate love songs collection.

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

Keep your weiner warm!

This is who you're asking to work 40 hours a week btw.

This is who you're asking to work 40 hours a week btw.

70’s and 80’s minimalism hit different

I never thought I’d see the day that I became Hank Hill

I like Columbo cuz he's always making smug anime girl faces

Pumpkin Spice Season is scary Part 2! Happy Halloween! W/ @peppermuzz.bsky.social @dergalderp.bsky.social 🎃 👻

Finally after years we get to be the GOOD house this Halloween

🐾💙💚✨ #furryart #furrycommissions

I’m doing my best (but tbh i’m feeling pretty burnt out)

Who the heck in 2025 is still doing a popcorn ceiling in their house? I haven’t seen anyone do that since the early 90’s.

borg assimilation opt out

halloween costume sexy crystalline entity

"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."

Are those chicken tenders? 👀

Stephanie sent me this

Fun Furry Fact: the first ever furry convention, "Confurence 0" was held in 1989 in southern California. The same year which saw the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam"

I hate when you go to a trendy and hip brewery and when you go to the bathroom and there’s a sign with a lobster that looks like Danny Devito on it and the other one has a 1987 Dodge Aries on it and you’ve got to stand there and figure out which one to go in

In lieu of full size candy bars, I will be handing out rotisserie chickens for Halloween this year

I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”

Instead of paying a contractor to add insulation to your attic, save money and fill it full of mannequins from a JC Penney that’s closing

This guy’s mob name is “Johnny Skin Flick” and you can’t convince me otherwise #MatchGame79

Why yes, I do print my own oil change stickers :P

No bake meatloaf recipe

Hot line, hot line Calling on the hot line For your love, for your love! Hot line, hot line Calling on the hot line On the hot line!

Don't blame it on the sunshine, Don't blame it on the moonlight, Don't blame it on the good times, Blame it on the boogie.

RIP Patricia Routledge one of the best ever to do it.

Narragansett, That’s my beer!

Tribute to the iconic album. He's Foster... with hits like Wanna Be Howlin’ Somethin’, The Fur is Mine, Yeet It, Animal Nature, P.Y.W (Pretty Young Wolf) and the classic Howler. Part of the series of album covers for my friend @audiodile.bsky.social , who is redoing his favorite albums of all time

*me singing to a pickle* I'm never gonna let you go I'm gonna hold you in my arms forever Gonna try and make up for all the times, I hurt you so Gonna hold your body close to mine From this day on, we're gonna be together Oh, I swear this time I'm never gonna let you go

I may have had a few cold snacks and feeling nostalgic, but one of my favorite genres of music is TV promo/ Commercial jingles, Give this a listen, its a jam www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUgl...

You better believe I did this at my last job, and I'll do it again

If you don't have a resignation letter that's just the lyrics to Steam's 1970 hit Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye on standby, are you even ready to quit your job with zero notice? Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye

#Fursuit share thread!

This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.