Remember when holiday popcorn tins were measured by the gallon and not by the ounce?

There needs to be a proper Midwestern Consumer Reports that does following: -Test grills for winter cookouts (it wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the wind) -Determine the best ice scraper/snow brush combo. -Assess casserole dishes by food type AND occasion. -Tell your folks I says “hi”.

CAUSE I'M YOUR LADY! Imagine owning the world's greatest love songs AND YOU ARE MY MAN! by the greatest voices of our time TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU? in a once in a lifetime collection SOMEWHERE OUT THERE! Time-Life music presents: the ultimate love songs collection.

Majestic dork!

Inside you, there are two foxes. One is shrieking for no reason. The other is making noises like the starter from a 1977 Plymouth Arrow. Do you have a snack chicken to share?

Despite all the doom and gloom in the news recently, it is my pleasure to share something positive. For the first time in years, Chicago's own Jan Terri posted a new video! Enjoy! youtu.be/J1NHGypezNw?...

Fun Furry Fact: the first ever furry convention, "Confurence 0" was held in 1989 in southern California. The same year which saw the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam"

Spicy clouds

Finally. A positive this weekend.

This is about where I am right now. Seriously need to take a break from everything.

Dallas, why does your entire city smell faintly like an auto shop?

"We've replaced this salad bar with a 1983 Chevrolet Celebrity"

I feel like historians are ignoring Alex Trebek’s hair from the 70’s and I will not tolerate this disrespect.

Happy Sundsgiving!

Despite being a gay, my knowledge of the theatre is limited to knowing the phone number to order tickets for the Phantom of the Opera at Toronto’s Pantages Theatre between 1989 and 1999. youtu.be/YFKfDYCV1rY?...

“The pitter-patter of little feet. Robit feet.” -Walter Cronkite, 1967

“It smells like pork log in here!” - @synthfox87.bsky.social

There once was a man from Michigan, Whose patience had come and went again, He looked at his screen and let out a scream, “Why the fuck can’t Microsoft make anything competently decent?”

I’m no IT specialist, but I think I could have figured this one out.

During the Woodward Dream Cruise, I manage to get only one picture of a vehicle.

Today I learned that “tub” is a viable unit of volume for selling a lot of clock radios.

Every time I go to the deli counter at Meijer, I’m disappointed the counter isn’t attended by Patti Deutsch. Then the disappointment turns to elation, because deli meats.

Why.

I don’t know who put this street sign up, but, it’s Rosewood, sir.

B! In all seriousness, in redoing the flower beds, my intent was to have bee and butterfly attractant plants. It seems to be working!

Village Idiot ™

Turtles!

It’s an itty bitty baby bun!

Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds II: Canadian Invasion”

116,264 Fudge Stripe cookies.

Bîrbs.

Good work, Parka! You guard those freshly watered allium!

Meteorological effects on AM radio are wild. Can’t pick up anything in Toronto (205mi/330km away) But can faintly pick up Havana, Cuba (1,340mi/2,160km away)

Currently in Metro Detroit

*aggressive boomer throat clearing* WEN WILL IT SNOW I MEED TO PREPARE TBE SNOWBLOWER OR CALL THE SERVICE why can’t we go to Applebee’s? They have a sandwich on the menu with chicken. Why is my phone writing what I say? They’re listening to my conversation? Allegra, I do not consent to this!

This little guy keeps showing up every time I do landscaping work. At this rate, I’ll have to start paying under the table.

Froj!

Get out of my head, Linda Martin! I don’t need your 1984 voodoo in my brain at the moment!

My backyard has apparently turned into a bunny safe-space, and I’m totally okay with this!

There are three malls in the United States with fox names. - Fox Valley Mall (originally Fox Valley Center) in Aurora, IL - The Mall at Fox Run (originally Fox Run Mall) in Newington, NH - Fox River Mall in Appleton, WI (has a serious lack of fox in its logo)

This hotel has decorative Art Nouveau hot dogs.

And here we go!

That’s a large birb.

*points* Kitty!

Thank you MCO announcements for reminding me of a great song! youtu.be/O6rnjCsHN0Q?...

It doesn’t sit well with me that neither Clint Howard or Eddie Deezen were part of Hands Across America.

Dear anyone remotely affiliated with making food, STOP USING LIQUID SMOKE! It’s absolutely fucking disgusting!

Today is the running of the 151st Kentucky Derby! Now, I’m no specialist, but I have a feeling the winner is going to be a horse.

I bought a trail cam to see what keeps eating my flowers. Ended up catching some sneakies!

Metro Detroit weather today: Morning - Snow showers Midday - Rain with a risk of flooding Evening - Thunderstorms with the possibility of an isolated tornado Mother Nature: