So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal?

Can’t wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M

How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11 WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline

We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickey’s malt liquor from the little grenade bottles.

We hope this fax finds you well

What’s our phone number? You got the Yellow Pages

Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?

Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning? Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you! *side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*

Is this a business.?

Panther as a unit of measurement. Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.

Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!

Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker Same union

Use code "mothman's warm wet tongue" at checkout

Introducing to you the hot new product from the internationally acclaimed labs at @finnacorp.bsky.social Pasta-Rama©️: The Sanfernando Treat!

Here at MCFC and the fax is now live! 313-649-4442

Business at MCFC! The fax machine will be ready to receive your faxes!

Mickey’s malt liquor casual Friday powered by Chi Chi’s

Business casual Friday

Please be advised that for the FinnaCorp Holiday party 1982 we are only issuing 37 drink tickets per person, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause Michigan Christmases (Gin and Vernors) are still unlimited.

Yeah, Well you can come to our headquarters and see the new used 1964 Chryslers and Plymouths for half the price! Ask for Gordie Horton or Dick Flanagan

Business.

Rest assured that our computer is unaffected by the outage because we locked the tapes in the file cabinet.

When you're thinking of value, you're thinking of FinnaCorp!

Corporate jets are so 70’s, this is the 80’s which is why we have the corporate hot air balloon

We’re gonna be out of the BUTT and into the FUCK if we don’t come up with that $36

FinnaCorp, Feeling great in ‘78!

FinnaCorp Going out out of business since 1971

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY ALL SALARIES WILL BE PAID OUT IN SERVICE MERCHANDISE GIFT CERTIFICATES

We do a lot of things here at FinnaCorp But even we don’t take Discover Card.

Can you fax a fart to Canada? Est-il possible de faxer un pet au Canada?

I've got strong opinions about frozen too but damn.

Happy new year!

Just in time for Christmas, Teach young ones about electricity with this fun new play set from FinnaCorp

So glad that FinnaCorp is making changes to make our workplace safer by making mop buckets the most visible colour known to dog: Brown

Welcome to the Yeen Bean Caffeine Co, founded by @trax.racing! Established at Furrydelphia 2023, the Yeen Bean Caffeine Co aims to be the relaxed, low-energy alternative to your typical furcon room party. Whether you sip and stay or grab and go, all are welcome. Coming to a convention near you!

IT’S FREE MONEY!!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$&&&&&&

Ex-lax, because you’re all backed up from eating grape nuts and snorting cocaine at the office all day. ©️1985

If you put your mind to it, you can do anything!

We’re too drunk to taste this chicken -Management

Art Carney stars in “The Visible Man” Tonight at 11 on WFNA-TV 4

Business

This meeting could have been a fax…

Team, the elevator smells like farts. Please advise.

Effective immediately all of our mop buckets at the office are being replaced with ones with the OSHA complaint color “Safety Brown”

Calculating the monthly liquor and beer budget

We are a modern business so because this is the 80's, we have one of these Tandy computer things now.