“It smells like pork log in here!” - @synthfox87.bsky.social

There once was a man from Michigan, Whose patience had come and went again, He looked at his screen and let out a scream, “Why the fuck can’t Microsoft make anything competently decent?”

I’m no IT specialist, but I think I could have figured this one out.

During the Woodward Dream Cruise, I manage to get only one picture of a vehicle.

Today I learned that “tub” is a viable unit of volume for selling a lot of clock radios.

Every time I go to the deli counter at Meijer, I’m disappointed the counter isn’t attended by Patti Deutsch. Then the disappointment turns to elation, because deli meats.

Why.

I don’t know who put this street sign up, but, it’s Rosewood, sir.

B! In all seriousness, in redoing the flower beds, my intent was to have bee and butterfly attractant plants. It seems to be working!

Village Idiot ™

Turtles!

It’s an itty bitty baby bun!

Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds II: Canadian Invasion”

116,264 Fudge Stripe cookies.

Bîrbs.

Good work, Parka! You guard those freshly watered allium!

Meteorological effects on AM radio are wild. Can’t pick up anything in Toronto (205mi/330km away) But can faintly pick up Havana, Cuba (1,340mi/2,160km away)

Currently in Metro Detroit

*aggressive boomer throat clearing* WEN WILL IT SNOW I MEED TO PREPARE TBE SNOWBLOWER OR CALL THE SERVICE why can’t we go to Applebee’s? They have a sandwich on the menu with chicken. Why is my phone writing what I say? They’re listening to my conversation? Allegra, I do not consent to this!

This little guy keeps showing up every time I do landscaping work. At this rate, I’ll have to start paying under the table.

Froj!

Get out of my head, Linda Martin! I don’t need your 1984 voodoo in my brain at the moment!

My backyard has apparently turned into a bunny safe-space, and I’m totally okay with this!

There are three malls in the United States with fox names. - Fox Valley Mall (originally Fox Valley Center) in Aurora, IL - The Mall at Fox Run (originally Fox Run Mall) in Newington, NH - Fox River Mall in Appleton, WI (has a serious lack of fox in its logo)

This hotel has decorative Art Nouveau hot dogs.

And here we go!

That’s a large birb.

*points* Kitty!

Thank you MCO announcements for reminding me of a great song! youtu.be/O6rnjCsHN0Q?...

It doesn’t sit well with me that neither Clint Howard or Eddie Deezen were part of Hands Across America.

Dear anyone remotely affiliated with making food, STOP USING LIQUID SMOKE! It’s absolutely fucking disgusting!

Today is the running of the 151st Kentucky Derby! Now, I’m no specialist, but I have a feeling the winner is going to be a horse.

I bought a trail cam to see what keeps eating my flowers. Ended up catching some sneakies!

Metro Detroit weather today: Morning - Snow showers Midday - Rain with a risk of flooding Evening - Thunderstorms with the possibility of an isolated tornado Mother Nature:

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Me: Why didn’t you have me tested when I was young? Parents: There were no signs. The signs:

So, @synthfox87.bsky.social and I continued the AM Radio experiment a bit further... Weather obviously plays a bit of a factor on what stations can be picked up from where, but some defy all logic. I'm looking at you KRVN and WHVR.

Doing a “Sewing Sunday” again and it’s not even my fursuit!

Wild chairs in their natural habitat. So beautiful!

AM Radio is weird. Because @synthfox87.bsky.social and I are nerds, we spent part of the evening running the AM dial on the old console and the stations were picked up were a bit of a surprise. Furthest: WBZ - 627 miles.

Naked_and_singing_in_the_shower1.mov

Dear websites, I don't care about your 93 year old grandmother's dog from when she was growing up in Alabammy. I don't care about how you "discovered yourself" through food. And I'm not going to buy your book. I just want the damn recipe for beef stroganoff without scrolling down for 20 minutes.

Consumer Alert: If you bought anything during Gardner-White’s “You Don’t Pay Anything until 2025” sale in 1997, your first payment is now due.

I finally used one of the serving plates that came with the house!

Spotted in my neighbourhood.

Sunday funday.

This is Franco. He lives down the street. He tried to eat my glove. He is a good boy.

The Eagles haven't been this good since Hotel California.

If this football thing doesn't pan out, Andy Reid probably has a future in Quaker Oats commercials.

Superb Owl.