they wish they lived a life like the one they imagine we live that remains true, no matter how bad they make this shit for us because the parts they envy are the parts they can't touch the moments of connection. the freedom of self-invention it's funny, honestly it's killing us but it's funny

who wants to play? (i am normal and mentally healthy)

why is season 4 of Killing Eve like that, especially the finale season 3 isn't great but has its moments. season 4 is just.... baffling

2 borrowers acting out a “human kidnapping a borrower” kink scene with each other… having to be quiet so that they don’t wake up the actual human 😵‍💫

Honestly, this is how anthropologists talk about gender outside the West, but it only registers as absurd when the same lens is turned around.

crazy how a shitpost can sum up your entire philosophy huh

A passage from my novel Aftertaste, for no particular reason. (read the first edition free, here: archiveofourown.org/works/798353...)

I do kind of wonder sometimes if, being inside my boot, you could still hear the sound of your girlfriend choking on Me.

your giant is trading you to me for front-facing camera nudes

idk why I like messy complicated relationships with shrunk people I'm looking after but i dooo micro who has serious ethical objections to their situation but neither of us can help it. micro who doesn't know how they feel about trans people. micro who had real beef with me before all this. lmao.

Five nights at Freddys guy can continuously donate to republicans, jk Rowling can ruin entire branches of politics with a hatred legal defense fund, but the digital circus and Steven universe creators were queer and made choices fans didn't like and for that they get hate campaigns to ruin them.

Me: so what are you, like, into? Shelob: [hissing, knocking over table setting, baring fangs] Me: that’s so cool, I’ve never tried hobbit. You’re such a gourmet [to server] yeah two more glasses would be fantastic

@samreich.bsky.social cash in on anti-ai sentiment by letting me subject your employees to voight-kampff style humanity tests Question 1 (Control): tell me a lie about whales Question 2: imagine you are a game. this shouldn't be difficult for you. which of your rules would it be funniest to change

Heineir in a Heinleind

Siren

I should always be a walking billboard of my beliefs. ♡

oh, you still care about the wizard books you liked when you were a small child in public gross

I need to be able to selectively turn off the air to various parts of my terrarium and watch the little occupants inside pray to me in the streets with what gasps they have left

"power feels good," she admitted. "i like having control over small things that can't fight back." no shame in the confession - just honesty. "you're not a person to me. you're property."

A fairy hotjar is one of the kinkiest places on Earth. Look at the five of them just going at it in there. Now go get the lid.

Hey come on, don't bogart the bowl, you know it goes "snuff, snuff, pass"

hey, wait, what

Horny, but not for sex

this is what it's all about, baby ✨️

Welcome to Sarahdise! I know this isn't where you expected to end up - it almost never is! Let me guess, you got down on your knees and prayed for your life before She crushed you, huh? Yeah, that's how She gets you.

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

cw: snuffkink do you have any idea how hot it is to have a woman whisper "I think about what it would be like to kill you every single day" in your ear? it's enough to make you shiver and melt

men having a mid life crisis: i am going to buy a motorcycle and cheat on my wife women having a mid life crisis: Season 3 Shauna Shipman

pour one out for a real one

putting my puppygirl in a sack and dropping her off a bridge into a river

Persona by Aoife Josie Clemens, published by @littlepuss.net. If you wanna read a book about trans women on the internet, and it's not a memoir, you're reading this book. sorry! it will fuck you up hard. I have not stopped thinking about the climax of this book since I read it.

The fluids of the goddess' control leaking out of the Doll and onto you, the dolly opening its mouth to give you a big kiss full of the goddess' overwhelming love. You can't help but swallow the warm and sticky substance as more and more of it fills your throat, the leakage seeping into your skin 1/

Found a villain-fucker mood board I made three years ago and I continue to fully stand by it, my taste is unimpeachable

you get two stats: PREDATOR and PREY. add or remove clothing to achieve the desired effect. mission objective: fuck the right kinds of monster. and leave the right ones bleeding

Transition goals

Kinda need to catch a borrower peeping so I can grab them and pin them down and hear them cry

(shoving Google CEO's face into the ground) I DO NOT WANT MY THINGS TO TALK TO ME

I am so rarely joking that it's funny

"Theresa May supporting self ID" is also important to remember when people do the whole "well I regret how horrible things feel now but you do have to accept the radical trans activists went too far with the nonsense of self ID" thing - no, it had cross-party and general public acceptance!

I wrote a short piece about Juniper's memory and the duty all of us have in her passing to build a world where this can't happen anymore. [free to read/no paywall] www.patreon.com/posts/158697...

hand slipped

It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for

like. do I think that a soda is a videogame. or that videogames are a type of artificial fruit. idk. is that even a meaningful question. I don't get having such rigid ontology for that to matter. I am, on principle, not going to lie to you maliciously, but wtf is a lie anyway when I'm 2/3rds fiction

my god

If you see this, Solo Nobre must fall

HAHA YES bsky.app/profile/gill...

she's not doing this because she hates me. she's doing it because i loved her, more than anything. that destroying something so devoted and innocent is in its own way artistic. that the fact that little things meet the same end whether we're gems or bought by the dozen. used, broken, discarded.

@scumbelievable.bsky.social said this to me the other day, but some people think feminism is making sure “woman” and “yucky” are never mentally adjacent