Major Kira, DS9🌟

it's a simple question doctor, would you eat me if i were shrunk down to itty bitty?

thank u for ur leadership in these times mr president

all deer sonas should have eye-directed heaven's judgement beams tbh

happy to write and i enjoy just the act of creating but only two people have read the first of my novellas and one of them was my therapist no one has read the mafiosa story it hurts, and no one is obligated to read my stuff, and i like to write and i'm not going to stop - all coexisting thoughts

yay

Thimble

@stellaedgecomb.com come uninstall your daughter, i tried adding an alpha channel to the layer mask but she wouldn't let me unless i called it a beta channel

wait, but if YOU'RE in my pants, and I'M bathing you in my cum... who's DRIVING THE BUS??

tiny accidentally knocking over the Exia gunpla and diecast D'deridex and their huge fucking nerd big tells them it's "time to experience bij" (bij is boot time[boot time is in their boot{their foot is in it also}])

cavechilla mack would probably post shit like "tiny person unga bunga squash with foot unga bunga eugh go cum (@~@);;;"

doing the word game with my therapist and she says "foot" and i say "lick" chat are we cooked

abs are great because they can capture sweat and direct it south directly into the mouth of someone small and pathetic (me)

oh to be a borrower welcomed into the home of a former borrower-murderer only for her bad habits to repeat when things get dicey

I don't get why people always pretend that handholding is lewd ?! Seriously ? What's up with th- oh ! Ooooooh~ ! Oh noooo~ ... Okay I get it. #SizeSky

they make the FUNNIEST sound!

Ignoring all military doctrine as a mech pilot in favor of maximizing my opportunity to gleefully step on infantry

Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment. Excellent article!

it's 5 years on hrt now :) howmever, it has yet to shrink me to 2 inches-

is this anything

being a borrower who won the jackpot by falling into mutual love with the homeowner but your wife is still good friends with her exterminator pal who always looks at you in a way that says exactly how much she's holding herself back from snapping your little neck

🏴‍☠️Important message for the captain!🍽️

three weeks into the absolute most evil and sadistic lesbian discovering your little borrower hidey hole and, upon seeing the hollowness in your eyes, gives you the option of horrible demise now or a continued slow crawl to a death of neglect

*rips down the drywall that shields your little borrower village* hey you guys would tell me if the way i talk to myself is weird, right?

// bare feet!! • • • hey, why are you giving me that look? what are you like, into my feet or somethin? oh! really? no, no I’m not trying to make fun of you- I think it’s kinda adorable actually… you wanna feel them? #feet #sizesky

like lent but the obviously dyke nun draws the cross on you with a lit cigarette and makes you day "thank you mommy"

some of you (hotties, pls get my #)

traveling around NC carries an aura of malice even if all the people are super nice

"ooh yeah baby lobotomize me" *the big, the needle shaking in their fingers as they wonder if they should go back to church*

When you work up the courage to ask for a raise.

horny Disturbed by like "ten thousand feet in my faaaaAAAACE" hahaha why doesn't she love me anymore 😭

Having a crush on a micro is especially embarrassing when your roommate finds out and instead of threatening to tell the crush, just keeps threatening to eat them next time they're over and teasing you that they'll just get you a new one, it's not like they're People

telling your drunk friend helpful things like: "does this smell like vodka to you" "hey close your eyes. doesn't feel like the room is spinning?" "how's your ex doing?"

your big getting fed up with your annoying little complaints and placing you by the front door before opening it. "well? if you hate it here so much, then *go*." and you have two options: 1. stay and she'll be worse to you 2. leave and when you come crawling back she'll be way worse to you

what's the point of believing in the possibility of a soul if you don't put it on the line for esoteric kink play for fun

Even at her most careful, bruises are a regular occurrence on your fragile form, not to mention the occasional cracked rib. You’d never bring it up though, for fear she’d hesitate to touch you at all.

Let me put you out of your misery

Women should be GREEN. I don't make THE RULES

hey yeah, sorry i led your bestie out of the walls and into the sight line of that big, that had to be hard to watch but like... now you've got space for a new best friend, right? 👉😁👈

"aw, look at how little it is, it's just like a grain of rice...~ 🤭" "bitch ofc it is i'm literally 1 inches tall 😡"

the fact that all worker ants are female means that when a lady steps on one it's doomed yuri

*looking at a smashed ant on my friend's floor* lucky nonsapient bastard... you don't even know what i'd give to trade fates with you.. at least i'd be able to ENJOY it

remember kids, always lie to your benefits representative i told her i got a job to avoid FSET and have just been informed i'm losing my healthcare and ebt and am effectively boned if i make nothing i'm safe if i make a lot (impossible) i'm safe if i make barely enough to pay rent i'm FUCKED

throwing out some love: @thelillibrarian.bsky.social the best microfiction writer in the game, purely amazing @dumbass-allie.bsky.social & @gr4ndafterdark.bsky.social for #1 mack hypebugs @misswillow.meangirls.online for gold standard snuff bait @growingashley.bsky.social would sell my soul to

Things EVERY girl wants to hear: "SECURITY MEASURES OFFLINE." "Oh god, she's getting bigger!" "The nuke didn't do anything to her!" "K-Class Scenario, I repeat," "SOMEBODY HELP US!!" #sizesky

"Hooray! I won!" The gigantified superheroine strikes a pose over the defeated monster that was terrorizing the city, too busy celebrating to notice the massive amount of collateral damage she caused with her 'cool martial arts.' "I saved the city!" Another skyscraper topples over in the background.