do you ever think about how every future you has *you* in common I think that's disgusting

do you ever think about how every future you has *you* in common I think that's disgusting

absolutely flabbergasted that jana is trying to put this math fiasco on me. I've never done math in my fucking life

npc character sheet: name: [orchid autumn noise] epithet: the eyes stats: WHIMSICAL: the chaos right before the story makes herself known OMINOUS: the ecstatic screams of those who Get It FUCKABLE: come find out, throat inventory: dog clicker (equipped) cellphone serial killer eyes her reputation

if i were evil i could make so many girls

if i were evil i could make so many girls

the easiest way to get to space is to remember

me: [takes too big of a sip of my amaretto sour] the thing you need to understand about men is, "man", is a just a shitty type of girl. so you're actually already a lesbian. I'm just making you better at it him: what's in that syringe. I have a family

the duck's name is cyn. it's not short for anything. it's pronounced like a duck sound that would be embarrassing for you to imitate, so let's just stick with cyn. she has problems. it would be a lie to pretend that she didn't. but she's happy. because you're imagining her so, don't stop doing that

who wants to play? (i am normal and mentally healthy)

people who talk about gender without talking about fucking (not sex. not reproduction; *fucking*, expansively) are always going to be missing a thread. this genuinely sucks for ace people fwiw, but *the* central question being settled by gender presentation is "who is supposed to want to fuck me"

people are going to be mad at me for this. and, yeah rule 4 is atrocious. but, otherwise. pretty solid class balance. good room for subversion. like, I would do something totally different personally, but from a game design perspective, it does the job it's supposed to now let's burn it all down

*self-harming* oh, that’s gore of my comfort character

this is, uh. this is roughly the shape of it, imo

Dad fucks girl > god smiles Dad destroys [faggot] > god laughs Dad destroys girl > god laughs Dad fucks [faggot] > god frowns. Dad becomes [faggot] [faggot] fucks [faggot] > god jacks off [faggot] destroys [faggot] > god jacks off [faggot] fucks girl > god frowns, jacks off. girl becomes [faggot]

girlhood is a matter of utility. fuckability, if we're being really honest. that is to say, "girl" is a category applied to any thing that a Dad can want to fuck without becoming a [faggot]

okay. you're new here. so, I'll bring you up to speed there are three genders: Dad, girl, and [faggot] Dads can fuck girls, but not [faggots] because anything that fucks a [faggot] becomes a [faggot]. girls can fuck Dads, but if they fuck too much, they become [faggots]. your job is to become Dad

me: [takes too big of a sip of my amaretto sour] the thing you need to understand about men is, "man", is a just a shitty type of girl. so you're actually already a lesbian. I'm just making you better at it him: what's in that syringe. I have a family

consider not being a man anymore consider not being human anymore consider not being Dutch anymore

it's rough out here for a sadistic submissive

if i post as bad as sorrowscopes, will they give me 25k followers. I need them for a bit I'm working on

the easiest way to get to space is to remember

I will always defeat wizards because they will always want to fuck me

god. same

i'm like pinocchio except the thing that grows every time i lie is my ego

one of my favorite things about being a person now is having guts to get punched in

yeah no but for me it's literal

the last surviving member of the Accent Of The Month club swallows nervously as she opens the red envelope

wrote a banger

what if i got wildly popular on tumblr doing night vale fan art, as a bit

also "everyone needs to be nice to me about my paraphilia and let me fill every social space with it without pushback" is the lamest way to engage with any sort of outré fantasy being weird and fucked up and forbidden is hotter. what they're asking for is the marvelization of taboo and it sucks

she says as she holds me down and positions the ear tagger

sounds like a date. good luck finding me

[orchid noise] solo album when

having antler-related dysphoria is normal

need a girl who calls me "bunny" while biting into my antlers with a hacksaw

going to get ahead of this mental health crisis by moving to tacoma and becoming a jackalope-themed stripper slash rodeo clown

I need an evil friend. who I can share evil ideas with

knuckle tats: GYRE GAPE

why is everywhere closed already. it's still basically morning

you look like you would make a very expensive ham

the girls here aren't trying hard enough to scare me

girl who intimidates her headmates into taking part in her internal production of macbeth

I don't mean this as an insult, per se. I just think we're doing different things, and it is existentially frustrating that their thing is the one that pays the bills. like. they'll be a disney property some day. we'll all be happy for them. in the way that you're always secretly happy for the dead

kinks you have now: breathplay where we trade the same lungful of weed vape back and forth until one of us finally breaks ropeplay harness tied around two or more bodies you forgot the safeword, didn't you a cutting board held as steadily as possible across a stomach while she slices up fruits

if jana pisses me off enough, I get to take up smoking. that's the deal. it's in the contract

they should make cigarettes that taste like an amaretto sour so i have something to alternate with the cigarettes that taste like blood

otoh, jana h-s wants to be able to pay her rent funny, how things are. sometimes

night vale wants what jana h-s has and I'm not even slightly joking

mkultra activation phrase: "my gf, who is a wrestler"