splurging on rotisserie chickens, the item stores sell at or below cost and lose money on because it helps them move inventory close to the sell by date. if the economy gets any worse we're going to be getting lectured for not eating exclusively out of Wendy's dumpsters.

amazaki suika is the patron saint of pretty, high maintenance girl x slightly gloomy plain girl yuri

PROOOONNNK

my primary takeaway from that bad bunny performance is that gasolina is a generational banger, it played for 2 seconds and has barely left my head in the 2 days since.

this is just headslop. *slurp* you only like it cuz it's intimate and vulnerable *gluck* and warm and an act of pure unselfish service *schlip* and mutual safety and aaaghdkfjskncj *choke*

im so bored on here where are my perverts where are my freaks where are my dregs of society

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

if i as a musician die and headlines refer to me as "grammy nominated" that's an ultimate sign of disrespect. i just died and you're telling everyone im a loser. its grammy winning or platinum selling. will also accept legend or icon.

ほむらちゃん

no no no you don't understand. when i said you should be cringe and be free i meant you should be cringe in ways that i personally think are cool. put the rick and morty funko pops down.

we all made jokes about Pilk and Peg Nog for years and as if to punish us for our arrogance, the Mormons invented Dirty Soda and put it in every restaurant

why don't you join Teamspeak? everyone's on Guilded right now. Guilded is basically Mumble. Join Revolt, join Rootapp, join Stoat. Stoat is Discord but better. Everyone's on Stoat, you'll love Stoat. Stoat has it for you.

trying to sign up for stoat and they seem uh. unprepared. im charitably assuming the fact that the app is unfunctional is a server load thing and not just the general vibe.

the hardest part of making perpetual stew is hiding the battery

i have a small heart shaped bruise in a location where it doesn't make any sense to have a bruise at all

yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan

the dichotomy between my lock screen and home screen is crazy rn

No Bromo

convenient semi friend is not a particularly great manga, but it does occasionally have extremely horny illustrations that make me feel like I've contracted a prion disease

soccer saw heated rivalry getting really popular and decided to get in on the action

i would give my life for a Murcielago anime. like a full one. it'd be like one piece for pervert lesbians.

she's left on read for an amazing reason

who up thinking about past regrets

thing about having aphantasia is that everyone is just their profile picture to me. im talking to your profile picture as if it is you. because it is.

[blood dribbling from my agape mouth] do uou want me

im trying to remember a semi famous screenshot and i can't remember what website it's from or what it was about but i think someone responded to something with "this is fetish porn" and someone else responded with something extremely similar to "yeah i can tell because of the way that it is"

boy i sure am excited to log onto bluesky to see what x the everything app is saying about the halftime show

long live the car crash hearts

experts say i shouldn't open the door that has a 99% chance of leading to infinite pain and torment (/neg) and a 1% chance of leading to infinite pain and torment (/pos) but I disagree

yeah i like the Super Bowl Symphogear User P E R Bikki O Who is Lesbian

shock collar that goes off if i type any words related to madoka magica rebellion on the internet

girl named Meg and I'm trying to see if she Bytes

Goodreads Reviews Sizeplay Sapphic rated it: ⭐☆☆☆☆ on shelf: misleading title they're literally just normal size????

This is my all time favorite yuri trope, and I collect instances of it

the thing with the AI art crowd is that it's all a LARP in the strictest sense, they're not interested in being artists, they're interested in the acclaim and clout and social media attention that they think comes with being an artist.

for like 6 months my default state is listening to fall out boy and it's becoming a problem i still listen to other stuff but it's temporary and a few hours later i go "you know what would really hit right now?"

normal thoughts

the hardest part of making perpetual stew is hiding the battery

perpetual stew implies the existence of ephemeral stew

stew crew! thank goodness! i have been trying to reach out to you with an urgent bowl of stew

i think it's interesting how much users contribute vital website infrastructure here in such a way that you wonder what the purpose of the actual people employed by the website is except to post quips on X the everything app and live off venture capital funding

sorry kaz i gotta go snacks are ready

vampire woman who thanks you for sticking your neck out for her

> meet self described "leftist" > ask if their ideology is materialist or vibes based > they don't understand > pull out Manifesto explaining what is materialist and what is vibes based > "it's a revolutionary ideology, comrade" > ally with them and observe their doctrine > it's vibes based

when the glances are furtive

one of cleveland's neighborhoods is called Ohio City so several times a month I read a headline thinking it's local and realizing it uses "Ohio City" as a locative noun and not a proper noun