all my hobbies are too expensive for me and I think we need to destroy capital

I've been reverse gaslit into liking the chainsaw man ending because everyone else who doesn't like it has such facile and brain dead reasoning for it that it made me second guess sharing an opinion with them

someone should sponsor me getting hot (numerous tattoos and piercings)

lobbing this paragraph into the chainsaw man fanbase like a live grenade

one of the less common and bleak takeaways I have from the AI "art" boom is that I didn't realize how face blind the average person is. every attempt by an AI model to generate a real person's face looks like you gave a sketch artist an incredibly vague description. and morons just eat it up.

woke up feeling vaguely shitty in a non-specific way. whatever is wrong with my body really should go away.

Today’s Guardians Home Opener Sunrise in Cleveland, Ohio Baseball is back in The Land!

me too, mr baseball

no one's doing it like this (read normality and monsters)

getting through the day by telling myself "homura akemi wouldn't want this for me"

I'll lend you my wings, so bring down the heavens for me

if you're in line for sad girl summer stay in line

by age 32 your friend group should include: - 1 stunningly cruel but beautiful woman who keeps you chained up in her basement, hidden from the hateful, unforgiving outside world - no one else, lest you anger her your network is your net worth

running for president on the platform "give every transgender woman a kei truck"

Need Th Top Shelf tonight

jokes on you i would actually read this

what's a power bottom

send feat pics, i need to see you subjugating the Nemean Lion babygirl

it's crazy how much of 2000's emo was a psyop to promote Christianity to children

sick april fools day joke, now try sincerity

annual "which discord server is this again?" day

i regard computers with fear and mistrust, like any rational being ought to

i dont really want pizza but i would fuck up taco bell, were it in anyone's interest

can we call a moratorium on April 1st until the AI bubble pops? it's bad enough that everything on the internet is fake the other 364 days of the year

im kinda over visibility when is trans day of stroking my hair and telling me everything is going to be ok

fun fact: it's called a podcast because you're supposed to talk about Scott Podsednik on them. if you have a podcast, it's legally mandated that you mention The Podfather a certain number of times. Consider discussing his 2004 season Milwaukee where he stole 70 bags despite only having a .313 OBP

update: i was right

salvage vaguely misogynistic emo songs by imagining they're about toxic lesbian situationships instead

im really obsessed with songs that manage to be melancholy and horny at the same time

you click on the video and she's just reading manga and eating chips in her room for 16 hours straight

An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

quiche peanemis

normality and monsters is really like that

i saw the most mediocre minds of my generation "yes, anded" by ai chatbots into delusions of being the best minds of my generation and then destroyed by madness

José Ramírez on becoming the third player in franchise history with 400 career doubles:

Chase DeLauter. AGAIN! Home run. Wow.

i fucking love BDSM (Big Dom Smith Moments)

desperately craving that ""mexican pizza"" from school lunches in the 90s that im pretty sure was just made with tomato sauce + taco seasoning

i love using the internet in 2026 where 1/3rd of all websites don't work if I don't use a VPN and another 1/3rd don't work if I'm using a VPN

me pretending to like hayley williams' solo music because paramore was great is probably how people in the 70's felt about john lennon

look at our country's resistance movement bro every 2 months they stand around in a park and hold signs for 3 hours and go home before the police get mad

chase delauter, possibly the greatest baseball player of all time?

cooking spinach is great because you go "oh surely that's way too much spinach" and then it ends up not being enough

men when they're excited about something that isn't remotely sexual in any way, shape or form: my VIRILE THROBBING masculine COCK is FULLY ERECT right now. total BONER MODE. my SHAFT has never been this ROCK SOLID.

im crying AGFAIN