there's a lot of stuff people swear by making at home that I think the homemade versions are overrated but whipped cream is not one of those things.

i realized i don't eat enough different green vegetables so i bought leeks and asparagus even though ive never bought leeks and asparagus before. help.

ﾌﾗｲﾝｸﾞその2 「おめでと」

why is my entire fantasy football roster questionable

my new phone is slightly worse than my old one in a bunch of really tiny ways that don't really individually feel worth complaining about but as a whole package I just find myself constantly exasperated with it

whispering sweet nothings (violent death threats)

im bored does someone wanna send me death threats

hold up im goated

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

the new testament is crazy like you expect me to believe a bunch of guys in the middle east 2000 years ago had normal ass white guy names like"Paul" "luke" "timothy" and"Peter"?

Just wanna drink until I kill what's gotten into me

had a dream i burned to death and no one noticed, wonder if that means anything

im glad we have saved posts now, not having private QRTs led to a serious lack of ominous post metrics

impact play where instead of hitting you i take you outside and teach you how to run a post corner against cover 2

a scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster

given that musume colloquially means "girl" it is not technically incorrect to say that Uma Thurman, a woman named Uma, is an Uma Musume. with that in mind, how would The Bride from Kill Bill perform in URA Finale?

nearly 2 hours of whisking later, "easy" lemon curd

i will vote for any political candidate who makes it a felony to put "easy" in the title or description of a recipe that is not at all easy.

i never really understand fandoms that have a sorta hostile relationship with the artist/creator and then I remember Wintersun/Jari Mäenpää and understand perfectly

had an idea (wallpapers are below!)

i love to dissociate while listening to music and have to start the song over because I wasn't listening hard enough

sequel

now for the super important mayoral election results everyone has been wondering about across the country

my deepest held fantasy is resting my head in a beautiful woman's lap while she plays with my hair and tells me how proud she is of how hard I've worked, and how I've done my best all this time and it's OK now, because nothing will ever hurt me again as she chokes me until the light leaves my eyes

so do we get like an alan dershowitz liveleak stream or

THE RESULTS ARE IN: In a stunning victory for human rights and progressive values, I have been elected mayor of Roku City in a landslide victory that will shake the political landscape for years to come.

night 😴

i wish to be an overcooked hot dog on a gas station roller grill in my next life

cinephile girl and pervert girl going on a date to see the chainsaw man movie and bonding over mutual appreciation of the makima feet pulp fiction reference

hi

I keep thinking about this image

> witnesses heterosexuality once

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

im ngl i thought dick cheney ate it years ago but im glad we can all share in this moment

the 2nd funniest thing about the Trent Reznor "we're here to have a bad time" clip is that he says that for a performance of "Copy of a" which is one of the most inoffensive NIN songs in existence.

my fav player as an 11 year old for reasons completely unfathomable to me now.

wow! the breasts of a fictional character

testosterone horny is a mild inconvenience where you can't stop looking at boobs but it goes away within 3 minutes of jacking off. estrogen horny needs 3-5 business days to run its course and in the meantime you constantly dwell on how hot it is when a python slowly squeezes the life out of its prey

lrt anyone wanna fight

square up

i really wish more people understood how formative this album is to my whole deal

writing smut for a kink you don't have is a lot like donating to charity

oh you're looking for a beta reader? how cute, I'm more of a sigma reader, so I'm afraid I can't be of help.

<---- incapable of writing a fic unless she finds a song that fits the vibe to use as a title

felony possesion would be a beautiful name for a girl

i’m a lesbian but i fuck with emo boys heavy those are chicks in my eyes

The black widow spins not her web but her prey Tangled and at the whim of a goddess' array

girls band cry au where momoka is nina's mom....oka.