being a Greek philosopher would be so cool, you could just sit around and drink wine and think about stuff all day and instead of asking you to "pay rent" or "get a job and contribute to society" they put you in textbooks

vampire yuri to cleanse my soul

hate when someone is ordering food and asks if i want anything so i have to evaluate our level of friendship on the fly to see if we're "im buying and you can pay me back" friends or "venmo me the price" friends or "im only asking to be polite, don't say yes" acquaintances instead of being normal

idk it makes sense but it feels like to me that during the immediate aftermath of COVID when movies weren't really in theaters and everything was straight to streaming, everyone got way too comfortable openly discussing the plot details of brand new movies and didn't adjust that behavior at all

there was a cute jumping spider in my room tonight im eating carrot cake my baseball team won again sometimes it all feels worth it, for a bit

other AL teams seeing Cleveland with a young Dominican switch hitter with a name ending in -ez:

forgot where i saw it so i can't find it but there was a video of some streamer crashing out about how hating isn't even fun anymore because everyone online you don't like is a genocidal pedophile, everyone's netanyahu, everyone's epstein or diddy. anyway, i resonated w/ it heavy.

i love bandwagoning basketball, i don't care enough to he hurt if the team loses but i get to participate fully in the excitement of winning. this "being a real fan" stuff is for the birds but unfortunately I have a terminal fixation on baseball.

at least we're not Detroit!

can anyone recommend any entry level things for someone getting into doing stuff

My Melody and Kuromi dressed like Puffy AmiYumi

super upset that my back prevented me from going to this baseball game 😭

i saw someone say they were dealing with hime sickness and a couple minutes trying to figure out what they meant and if it was a yuri thing or a cutesy name for BPD (like how people call it princess disorder) and i checked the replies and saw "*home"

*points at angel genao and whispers* that's angel genao

spending my entire birthday in bed with severe lower back pain to really hammer home that aging isn't fun anymore

Her.

they should have tades sing on a wonder years song and dan campbell sing on a hot mulligan song and see if anyone notices

rkgk (ive always wanted to say that)

tomorrow's my birthday and i turn 32 which is weird because i've been calling myself 32 for a full year because 31 has a bad mouthfeel if you want to send me money or pictures of your feet or hunt me for sport in a homoerotic display of violence, im up for it

possessive yuri………

rkgk (ive always wanted to say that)

10(+) bands, obsessed with at some point etc. chronological order of every band ive considered my "favorite" at some point green day nirvana my chemical romance bullet for my valentine chimaira suffocation wintersun eluveitie the wonder years brockhampton the black dahlia murder fall out boy

people are always talking about drawing hands, bitch how do you draw ears

Bugs #pokemon #patreon

smoking on that shit that immanantized the eschaton

they gentrified the term vocal stim so bad that there's videos of people's "vocal stims" and its juet a vine compilation

there's just nobody doing it like leo

new vid!! had a blast making it, so many fun surprises from shooting something out in the real world. The Guide To People™ youtu.be/KbdkuvkukYA

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im going insane

most significant world event to take place in the year reflected by each AL Central team's record: Twins, Royals, Tigers: establishment of the USSR White Sox: Establishment and distribution of the first COVID-19 vaccinations Guardians: TBD

every time i reread this series fuu makes me go uooooghgighgoghgughgugjogghgvbjkaghh

the angel getting edged by her guardian? the girl reading this

the most racist man you've ever met in your life is at a bar somewhere telling someone he's not racist he just hates everyone equally while they pretend to take a phone call

thinking about becoming a child prodigy

the pissing me off factory was shut down today after the making me giggle and kick my feet union intervened

an embarrassing amount of my time is spent listening to melodramatic music and thinking about it in the context of my fav yuri

my tinfoil hat take is that the pivot towards minimalism in fashion was to make sure poor and fat people aren't allowed to dress well

jokes aside monoculture isn't real and generation gaps are fake, our experiences are shaped substantially more by race, class, and location and other social factors than any arbitrary grouping of birth years

idk where this topic originated but the most millennial song is obviously Entombment of a Machine idk what you're all talking about

i wish i could be pulverized and reconstituted like a chicken nugget

i will meet my future wife in the dynasty scans comment section

need a spider girl to suck all the juices in my body out and leave my shriveled up corpse in her den because shes too depressed and lazy to dump it in the trash

my demons are telling me to watch JJK but my demons are really just down bad for kirara fan art

melon baller? um, yeah it sure is.

a lobotomy isn't enough i need the inside of my skull scooped out like a jack o lantern

in honor of mothers day, I've compiled a list of wholesome manga to read with your mom – 1x1/2 by Taiyaki thanks for reading 😊

We nearly forgot to celebrate 40th of April.