cartoonishly perfect

i really appreciated the presence of spaghetti in klô pelgag's visuals at la commission B

taobao photos sometimes look like the shit i might see in a hypnopompic state in the dimly lit corner of my room idk

how the luteal phase feels

i need you all to help settle a debate for me. when it comes to the beach, does licorice come to mind

i finally found a sport(?) im good at . bocce ball. total monday picnic domination

just had an incredibly refreshing nap on top of the bed hugging a pillow absolutely serene woke up feeling like a butterfly. wanted to share

sick of my pathetic puberty mustache style sparse armpit hair that ive been growing out for years to no avail , i showed a friend who does laser hair removal in the hopes that maybe i could just zap it away instead. its too light for the laser. fuck this stupid chungus life

when i lay on the couch he likes to sit on the top of it and stare down at me and purr

imagine the wealth

my life is like a video game but not like the song more like every day presents me with multiple choices to move the plot forward and nine times out of ten i pick whatever i think is going to make for a funnier story in the long term

Some of you on here

the world wasn't ready for barcode kanojo. i truly feel it was an app that could have thrived in our current year and i mourn it regularly .

fighting for my LIFE to get into a year long neuroscience class open to fine arts grad students that culminates in a combination science/art exhibition . this may be the last chance in my lifetime to bring honor to my family name

This image has ingrained itself into my mind

hey how come i've been to two grocery stores in this fuck ass city that had cactus but not jalapeños

it is time to accept the birkenstocks into your heart, 30-something year old western woman

thought i'd save a few bucks by having my stylist just bleach my roots and i'll dye it at home. it wasn't that much cheaper and im feeling like a snow cone

unprecedented SLEEP NOSEBLEED had me waking up to a murder scene on my pillow and face. had me looking like american psycho first thing in the morning

i miss bart's catchphrase. why doesnt he say this anymore

everybody check out this sweater i commissioned from one of my favorite fiber artists

flooded park

i know every living creature

i love it when i'm mr einstein

Scanned riso of the banquet, printed with blue, aqua, yellow, and fluro pink at Outlet PDX :0)

what is this beast threatening my potted plant

time really changes you .. one evolves.. my most used emojis of 2026 are 🫩🌝🏃🏻‍♀️

just brush me hard twin

thought this tidbit on my semester review feedback was funny

yeehaw

last week an undergrad in the silkscreen class i TA was close to tears because she was running out of time and had made a mistake on her assignment, so i loaned her a screen i already had coated, and this week she told me she cleared and recoated it for me and gave me a treat to say thank you 🥹

award for creepiest random ass instagram dm from a random guy's account goes to

hello mr. handsome

hello earth by kate bush is a perfect song

first time at a burlesque show and i immediately spill my entire gin and tonic on the floor 💙

daylight savings just slapped me across the face and called me a bitch wtf

they're bullying me for being a millennial on instagram. i've made it

as an artist whose practice is naturally kind of solitary i feel 'parallel play' is the single most important concept in my adult life and it only becomes more evident with time

no no no. im not touching this trend this is a humiliation ritual

i know rationally and in my heart that there is nothing wrong with wrap dresses and many are in fact quite beautiful but i am so traumatized from being a preteen with big boobs who had no choice but to wear them that i see the style and instantly recoil in 90% of cases

shout out to the japanese guy in my ig dms who calls me monday-chan im never gonna let you into my inbox but your messages make me smile

took one look at the weather app and said ITS SO WARMMM!!!

me in a funny little knit bonnet btw if you even care

ive always loved day of the week underwear but never owned any . im thinking about buying seven of the same pair of undies in different colors and screen printing MONDAY on the ass of each one in slightly different handwriting

the most interesting woman you've ever met has been brought to her knees by a situationship with a guy in a band. or a barista

forgot i hired a guy to repair my hope chest so he materialized at my door and i had to let him have at it without emptying it out first. that man saw my rainbow strap on