last night i finally stumbled across an illegal roblox game where you can fuck. saw many incredible sights

toria and i were discussing why i get bullied so much more than her in roblox when i use my voice and she suggested i record us talking to see who has a higher pitched voice bc that may be a factor. i don't have any answers but here's a glimpse into our chat

appetite's been bad lately and i keep playing this game of "i won't eat until im hungry enough to eat what i have in the fridge". learning this doesn't work bc im as stubborn as a toddler and would rather starve than eat real food if i want, for example, milk tea for dinner

just brush me hard twin

Ok, it begins. I am now posting Putty Pygmalion in full online. The comic updates once a week (four pages) on Monday <3 Cover sculpt by @laszloshaak on insta , story edited and co-written by @kresendoe.bsky.social Reminder that the full story is up for purchase as a physical book! 🧵(0/16)

it is literally all about love even when you think it is not. love is literally the point

little animal who lives in my house

banning myself from any and all 'kill myself' music until this passes. looking at you mitski

walking home crying my eyes out holding my belongings immediately post breakup and a guy stops me to tell me i'm sexy and can he take me home. can't make this shit up

self insert protagonist in jeff the killer fanfic

serving something with this look i'm just not sure what

curling my downward pointing eyelashes is the single most important thing i do in my makeup routine. if i skip this step i will spend the whole day feeling chopped. if i have to do one thing before going out into the world bare faced it's this

The Shepherdess and the Chimney Sweep (1965) #animationclips #sakuga #animation #2danimation

should have posted this on main the way it popped off. you have one more hour to like it here before i delete it and move it there

switched my phone to celsius since winter began which has rewired by brain but only for cold weather. i know exactly what -10c feels like. could not tell you what that is in fahrenheit. i know exactly what 75f feels like. could not tell you what that is in celsius

having asthma as an adult is so embarrassing for no reason like i will do incredible verbal gymnastics to get around telling people i might need to go get my inhaler

quebec hate is so forced this is the funniest place on earth and i get to take free intensive language classes. autocorrect wants that to be hâte so badly

thank you to blare and silas for teaching me about bonne fête kevin

toria and i are working together to bring back aesthetic blogging . follow flymilk on tumblr

he acts like he hates it but he's purring

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

it's finally a monday tuesday lads

toria and i made emo boys in roblox. she drew them . posting on her behalf bc she is not yet on bsky

happy nico

the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier

just brush me hard twin

when will the iced capp machine at my local tim hortons come back from the war

having a bad time at tim hortons is everything to me. i hope i live here forever

have they made an as-needed anxiety drug that works yet or am i going to spend the rest of my life missing the days when doctors actually prescribed benzos

lately i can't remember at all what's fun about the internet. like i used to be able to spend hours looking at things now everything is the same and boring it's like i forgot what i used to do here that took up so much time

i'm becoming too adapted to this climate i saw this on my weather app and said excitedly out loud "damn it's downright warm outside!!"

all day i've been fantasizing about the very nice can of fish i am going to eat when i get home and it is starting to make me feel like a cat who wants wet food

crazy things happening in roblox game "cart ride into a femboy"

this also happened. toria and i are nuns together we're spreading god's word

people respond well to this look

im a nun in roblox

you don't need to drink to live a life where your past self is a stranger whose behavior confuses and scares you

her hitbox was ridiculous

during these past couple years as ive moved around ive really become a genius of airport naps . i curl around my luggage like a dragon around a pile of gold and im dead to the world for an hour. on the floor or on a bench. i stay having six hour layovers

if you are the person who has taken up the entire quiet seating area at the vancouver airport with fucking shopping bags so you are the only one who can sit down across two benches, i hope your flight gets turbo cancelled

air canada count your days

at this point it is a pleasant surprise when i wake up the day of a flight and i haven't received 2-4 delay/cancel notifications from air canada

i wish there was a pill that made me so that i do not cry so easily from such a broad spectrum of emotions. dont say SSRIs

catsitter called nico a 'perfect angel' got me feeling like a proud parent

guy offered me and anne some meth on the street today like walked right up and said "hey you wanna smoke some meth with me?" already getting it ready. we were like no thanks man thats nice of you to share though and he said "thats not very fly and fresh but ok"

BREAKING NEWS! Baby has officially been added to Fortnite!