My friend sat behind me in the stands at a kickball game and braided my hair, which was a very high school bestie-coded thing and honestly gender-affirming AF.

Can't get over my hips and waist in this dress ⏳ gender euphoria 😭

stop, criminal scum! you've hurt the feelings of a very special boy. it's the gallows for you, fucko

Anyone try pooping without their phone? IMPOSSIBLE

They should invent a girl who is inside me

Truly bizarre vibes

I actually have a date next week I think (a holdover from before I deleted tinder) but I'm leaving the CRT here. We're going to have to have sex around it. The CRT STAYS. ON.

If I ever die, tbh kill me

I have deleted all my dating profiles and fully femceled. The transformation is complete

I will NOT let a guy named Aiden tell me what to do!!!

Lms if the original plan was to 'microdose' estrogen Repost if you're a hot lady with a fat ass now

Lms if the original plan was to 'microdose' estrogen Repost if you're a hot lady with a fat ass now

I was really hoping May the 4th would also become a Giuliani's Dead day

Already got champagne chilling in the fridge for this one

You're so pretty 😍

Wank Pym

In 20-30 years this whole godforsaken country will be run entirely by dickheads named Aiden

Listen up I've got some nudes for you cowboy

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

seems like good time to drop any available resources to support our comrades in various states having their bodily autonomy fucked with www.plancpills.org

From Dusk Till Dawn is Oceans 11.

The George Clooney dichotomy. All movies and media are either Michael Clayton or Ocean's 11. For example, Schindler's List? Michael Clayton. RoboCop? Oceans 11. Star Wars? Obviously an Oceans 11. However Andor is Michael Clayton.

“I’ve had enough of new names, new ways of trying to stop time” - Eléna Rivera voicemailpoems.org/2026/04/28/c...

REPOST if u hate my ass

You're so pretty 😍

Who wants to be girlfriends?! Haha, JK JK. Unless...?

i admit, i will probably call all the tapes i've worked on my "favorite" but that's because there's always a new technique i learned or try to get better at. i learned a few things for my pikmin 2 cassette like doing proper perspectives and trying a slight visual illusion with the shell.

This just feels so anime coded

POV: We just woke up after snuggling. I'm eepy and have bed head. You give me a big smooch 😘

What if, kiss me?

I’m a T4T cisgendered bisexual-lesbian woman building a dating app for dudes called “cockpunch, why knot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯?”

Flickin the bean. AMA

Pitch: A scene in an action movie where the main character gets arrested for reckless driving

The Bad Boy to Good Girl to Good Boy pipeline

Breakout Wombs

I honestly believed that heterosexuality was likely not real, just a social default few people really interrogate but I found proof yesterday. A woman told me she was an insomniac for years until she started sharing a bed with her husband. Absolutely disgusting, but valid

*logging on to the bad feelings app* gosh i hope i don;t feel bad

the most adorable girl u know gets hard as fuck from just a tiny kiss

i will help dress and undress my lady knight in her armor 😻

Yay!

I might be cringe but at least I'm really sad and lonely too

😭

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Little Piss Sunshine

Mascarasocial - is that anything?

it’s not my fault i keep dating women! i try to date men they just all turn out to be girls!!!!

Does 3v1 count as a gangbang? Asking for a friend

I'm a fucking madwoman