triops are so fucking cool

I've seen things you people would believe. Room temperature glass of water on the kitchen counter. I watched birds forage in the park near the regular park gate.

damn wassup

candy bullets

If it's brown drink it down

can women wear bolo ties

I need him

I got snails

bedbuge

my lil man char... one of his special interests is karst topography and no I'm not projecting. As soon as he goes out his first matter of business is to get coated in limestone dust from my years of landscaping work. he just loves it.

Drew a snail from memory how did I do

It's gonna snow a lot in a couple days here :)))

dreaming of an infinite authentication process and levitating

Oh boy ...... hat dags

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

note the extended anal fin

triop update: shrimpbert and his lil sibling are big enough you can see their eyes now

anna wintour so out of ideas she let a rabbit guest edit an issue

you need to retrieve the antique brass key from my mouth btw

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How loud can you squeak

i once read "the rights you think criminals should have are the rights you think everyone should have because the state can criminalize anyone" and it changed how i think about everything

I've been really into oatmeal lately.

"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock

white people be like my wife only eats purina one salmon flavor

Do not, my friends, become addicted to cat food

I remembered this scene and it's voice a couple days ago and the lil hairs on the back of my neck stood up

Ok I beat Digital Devil Saga 1 today and now I think I'm Raidou Kuzunoha

if you treat the inari as just a statue, the heavens will punish you for your insolence.

can we have a roman candle fight

I rly love the 3DS but I wish they'd port Shin Megami Tensei 4 & 4 Apocalypse....... They need a nice remaster or something every bit as much as Bloodborne needs one.

embarrassing the cat

horse #art

How come no one calls their pussy a beaver anymore

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Abolish ICE

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

I don't know who needs to hear it, but those big train horns jerry rigged to run off of cordless impact drivers are on sale right now, in case you find yourself somewhere where you need to make a lot of noise very quickly. bosshorn.com/products/dew...

ok the X11 vs Wayland debate is finally settled. #caturday #linux

Free him

is this that anime y’all are always talking about

lmao

It snowed :)))))

grok. help me find some peace in this wicked world

Scott Adams réincarnated as one of my triops Welcome home Shrimpbert

why I woke up with this song stuck in my head