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With this ability The Penitent One is now A Little Light in the Loafers

Earlier in the mirror at the hair salon I could just barely see my bf in the waiting room giggling because he could overhear me say something about salamanders to the stylist

fancier enclosure for my big babies

Bro. Please Watch My Masturbation

i upgraded to a a backless office chair because i am a masochist

not too long ago i was accused of punching down. ive had some time to think and i want to apologize. to all linux guys out there, i'm sorry. linux is actually really good and easy and everyone should get off windows immediately

I kinda look like the devil now, if that is okay with y'all

Bout to lose a bunch of this hair. It's too hot I can't fucking take it anymor

I really like that sword and armor set that Rakshasa drops in the ellen ring dlc

I'm gonna try to get the most beautiful haircut tomorrow

Magnets are fucking alive as fuck

exceedingly juicy

the dulcet tones of the autistic southern belle...

my salamanders are really good at eating worms

Downloading a wise ancestor

they done fucked up and finally let me get a mixer

I think if USPS and FedEx arrive at your house at the same time they should be encouraged to breed with eachother :)

Get ready to learn witchcraft buddy

>mfw reducing carbon emissions requires a multi-decade-long project involving the complete restructuring of transportation and logistics around electrified rail, drastically reducing global consumption of meat, and a complete power grid overhaul instead of blaming a handful of companies

oi cunt.... cmere... let's have a swim then

this is how it feels

its fucked up that if you only have an online bank you cant shove cash in there.. i have to get a second bank real account with brick and morty locations to do fucking anything im so mad

whats the most you ever lost on a coim toss

its you lucky quarter... dont put it up your ass... or else it'll get mixed up with all the other coins and become just a coin... which it is....

"You gonna pass the J, dawg?' "OH mb bro, here"

tick check everybody grab a moot and pair up

Nvm I found out you can't catch Hep A twice

this help?

hoping there's alligator in here

can't stop talking like Gambit

c'est d'accord pour moi mon ami

I gotta go clean up a lot of horrible nasty shit and get bit by snakes and get hepatitis and e coli and get shot and die today btw

ok I bought an Arturia Microfreak

skater bf that lets you eat his scabs

ok I know this was huge last year but if you've still never had it pls pls pls do it

I am finally, after many years, gonna do something different with my hair. I am tired of it being like four feet long and snagging on everything. I'm gonna get a short-medium length shag (maybe wolfcut idk?) and I'm really looking forward to it. Won't even cut it myself this time.

Are you familiar with my RealFeel Technology™

I've decided to become a low information voter

bellyrub wanter

making big brain moves today

can I read you a poem

there are farm-to-table experiences everywhere for those with eyes to see.

I WILL be making some wonky techno, I fear...

LiFePo batteries don't asplode like the LiPo batteries do.... Very important

we getting one and it's gonna be fucking badass