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arkansas' most powerful shrine maiden βββ linux enjoyer
stop fucking with the fish!! π£
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mr. cannoli
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you ever look up at the stars and realize how insignificant your penis is
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Thinking like.... A pterodactyl across the ceiling in the kitchen lol. Or, a spinosaurus just wherever.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Imagining if I had a dinosaur skeleton on display in my house
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Have you ever done Crossy Road irl
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I'm getting silly with the PS Vita again
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found a very olde pic.......
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i spent three days looking for this
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It's raining outside and there were some large rabbits staying dry under my mic carport area :))
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i need to go climb a mountain or cliff or something i need it emotionally
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just noticed a game I really love is less than $8 for the time being.. probably not for long lol. definitely yoink it if you like action rpgs. It's very comfy and chill. Takes place in a fantastical version of the Austrian Alps.
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Save 66% on Dungeons of Hinterberg on Steam
Discover the magic and lore of the Alps in this acclaimed Action Adventure. Forge relationships with locals to help you solve puzzles, battle monsters and uncover secrets of the legendary Dungeons of ...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1983260/Dungeons_of_Hinterberg/
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BrainCrux: The Mentality Nexus
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I will access your content
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Moby Dick
1 day ago
showers of gore
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i am prepared to implement a sweeping three-hour moratorium on getting horny
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i luv when i find out a game has 16:10 (1280x800) aspect ratio builht in
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I think the US coast guard is gonna go looking for Santa Claus
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journeyman folklorist
1 day ago
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the worldβs richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that youβll hate. Enjoy
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Tim Onion
1 day ago
Incredible headline.
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/
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ππ¦πππ§π π ° π±
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fuck to dsm-5
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Yes, I got nutted in again. Here's why that's a good thing π§΅
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Memento (Aloof) Morty π
2 days ago
Not only is it infuriating that guys like RFK Jr and Dr Oz are destroying public trust in vaccines by falsely linking them to autism, but it's just fucking embarassing that we have those two dipshits in charge of (formerly) prestigious institutions containing some of the top scientists and doctors
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realm threatener
2 days ago
my column for The Atlantic:
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do I look like a salamander when I'm not wearing makeup
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wait.... π¨π¨ Are there actually people believing the things that RFK Jr and Dr. Oz say??
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the world hatched from an egg
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What if EVERYONE met up in a public place and agreed we're all gonna do the things we really really need to do π what then
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I HATE that I'm not supposed to exercise when if I'm sick πππ
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ok I wanna learn Spanish so I can be trilingual as quickly as possible. What's better than the green owl for learning quickly
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trying not to cry when my bf says I don't need to wear chainmail around the house
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we all got that one homie who thinks they're the undying necropriest
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Rivka
2 days ago
Bring back the muck
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i fixed an obliterated miyoo flip hinge in like twenty seconds earlier toda
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since y'all are talking about zipties can I use this opportunity to tell you that those are one of my favorite things to chew on
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[back from caribbean vacation wearing a "we be jammin" shirt]: Do y'all like my cornrolls
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do y'all remember the bottom diet
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potion of
2 days ago
breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
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me no talky sry
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Necrosoft Games
2 days ago
Demonschool: Is OUT. It's out. Finally it is out. We hope you enjoy it.
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
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having sex with a gun
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I will NOT "watch" a podcast... I need to move around and do stuff with my hands. In fact, I think very few things should be in video format.
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I wanna go spelunking
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Char and Yam and also Hexen
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Ok yeah I probably got covey but I think my at-home tests are too expired to detect it π
add a skeleton here at some point
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You ever notice this week that like uhh nothing has a smell to it
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ur my pet for 1 (one) week
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Sshhhhhhh
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my rodent pussy just hanging out
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Cats laying on me actually watching the horror movie... paying extra attention during the rly scary parts π
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