Bugspray smells good

All my salamanders are healthy and growing, but one of them is growing so much faster and larger than the rest of them 😭 it's a beast. What's up with that

feelin like bubble bass with these pills under my tongue

Rewatching TERRIFIED aka Aterrados (2017) and fucking hell it's so scary lol i love this director

beans and rice will save your life y'all

they used to say i had jaws of life back in college because i could bite a hole in the fabric of life itself creating a portal between worlds

eating 999999999 pistachios

can i put u as an emergency contact

I have strong romantic feelings for Korg DSN-12 for the Nintendo 3ds

The basic building blocks of life are goated

Do y'all remember that Pepito tracker twitter account that would show the cat leaving or entering the house? I still say "yay pepito is home" sometimes when I let my cat in even tho it's not his name

Also this bloomed today

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

holy fuck after lots of hard work I finally managed to buy one of these

why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else

Ok this is my biggest baby spotted salamander thus far but still just a lil over two inches which is a perfectly good size in my opinion

Oh cooooool... I have family from pangea

he rolled around in some wildflowers and smells really good now 😭🥰

yankin it to this

dog vomit stuns on living room rug

Good morning You're just in time for the hunt

like this post and living waters shall flow over the broken things and mend them and the great work will begin

You always bring the best vibes :)

If there was. a pill I could take to make me post less bad.. I would take it

when's the last time you were versus someone else

Now, the little salamanders are still in the Dark Souls 2 themed aquarium and the bigger ones are now in the Arkansas themed vivarium. I don't there to be any cannibalism or outcompeting on food! Also there's a bird right behind Yam.

Jumanji was a documentary

"Okay bro, sure. Whatever you say. Have a good one." shall be the whole of the Law

We smokin that Dinosaur Planet bronto leaf. Them Titanian tongue twisters. Slim wanted beef with me, added his sorry ass to General Pepper's invoice. My shooter a frog with autism. My bitch got blue fur and pronouns. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.

i just bought spirit airlines

im gonna be buying one of those Roland MC-101 things here really soon. its gonna be so sick as an accompaniment to the sp404mkii. eventually i'll get an elektron model:cycles because that has a unique sonic palette but im not gonna rush to grab that one.

Does this look like a nice cute friend to y'all

ok this one rly good I

love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

West Nile Virus HATES This One WEIRD Trick

do y'all wanna see something gross

my beats are no longer wack

i'm in your front yard doing the wuthering heights dance

I just used the wii balance board connected to my computer to weigh something (I just sold something on eBay that was too heavy to use the kitchen scales)