J. JONAH JAMESON: 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥!! Get in here!! I need you to break into my home while I'm alone and photograph me bathing! I'll be nude and defenseless. It's all arranged and consensual. I want photos of me enjoying my older body. And oh… PETER: (spidey sense goes crazy) JJJ: You're not getting paid.

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

ok Im finally watching this one don't spoilwitw

That one homie who can't fucking stand you

if they add age checks to the linux kernel somehow fr I will find who is responsible and repeatedly hold their head under a river of boiling smegma for ten thousand years

bingb

Is it legal to beep this fucking hard

if u try to make me verify my age or identity on anything I'm killing you and your machine

What's up w your nice fat cock

I'm going "rat mode". Send me cheese.

can smell bear piss outside somewhere

Laundromat soda machine

okay

This things sound so fucking good y'all

sim sim salabim

pog

thinking about synthesizer and amphibians....

my hair is so thick it feels like a whole litter of golden retriever puppies is on my head

I can’t even believe we are talking about watching or reading Harry Potter. Get to the theory mines. Go read Marx you freaks

toenail on your peen?? keep it short so you don't scratch me

salamanders are soooo cool.. that southern red backed one from yesterday was swimming in a perfect sine wave

Ok I'm gonna take care of this one too and keep these baby salamanders away from my big mean fishe

bidet the earth stood still

posting my friend circle on here but it looks like this

⚠️nasa reporting large buildup of angels on the border of heaven

there's a lot of things ppl don't kno

I let the waterlily plant overwinter in the fishe pond now I can see the petals arising

ohhhh shit u can draw waveforms on that roland s1

if you need me I will be lurking in the vernal pools

do any of y'all also turn a room into the musical equivalent of a gooncave by putting helpful reference material all over the place

in all of its time so far, generative AI (with the help of a human editor) has produced exactly one (1) known and legitimate piece of art, and it is this:

Kan-chan, a pink penguin who is often mistaken an enema, is the mascot for Ichijiku enemas.

ooaouugh there's a little piece of black locust thorn stuck in my thumb and it hurts to type on my phone

should ve bought the piss car....

Kobolds aren't lizard weirdos. They're little freaks in a different manner. Please see the attached image:

yall like this type of stuff right

im all sunbird from working outside all day

Should I make some tortellini

I have like a seemingly infinite amount of snails

i have evil boobs

KNEEL. BLEED. DIE.

this guy was so sticky but he has a safe new home under the waterfall that I built

Are y'all aware of this

It can't be Easter yet it's Tuesday