My favorite Commissioner Gordon is a guy named Jackson Lamb and you cannot prove me wrong. Metafuckinguniversaltruth

She can't even be bothered to wait for the tree.

If I were that deranged at work I would hope they would fire my ass….‘for the good of the company - for the health of the corporation’.

It’s officially the holiday season. My mom is coming to visit for a week. youtu.be/8biTmciTMbc?...

Don’t forget to read a book www.reddit.com/r/wroteabook...

A Jules Winnfield invitation

Do people who are born on the Christmas Eve believe they are a jesus? Has anyone looked into this?

#svengoolie. Maybe you should move to Berwin

Describe your cat's personality with one photo:

Sugarplums anyone?

My brother once donned a plastic football helmet and tried to run up a brick wall because he saw Fred Flintstone do it. He never heard Trompe le Monde.

Describe your cat's personality with one photo:

#caturday. The tree's a little oddly shaped this year, but I'm sure it will look better once the lights are on.

I worked as a chef and still learned a lot from this guy. Looking forward to another Alton Brown masterwork youtu.be/hdUXDhIBxis?...

You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry You float like a feather in a beautiful world

O-bla-Di, O-bla-da, life goes on Brah...

For those about to turkey @altonbrown.bsky.social youtu.be/hdUXDhIBxis?...

On this day in 1980 it was decided that I was going to NYC over Thanksgiving to see Oingo Bingo at TRAX and 999 at Irving Plaza. I personally owned a 1 dollar bill. The friends I had then were magical. It was epic.

#caturday. Plotting in her secret lair

When was the last time you read a book that was written and printed before the internet was borne?

The Replacements’ 1984 masterpiece is one of popular music’s most breathtaking quantum leaps forward. slate.trib.al/SYZJEn3

I took 3 days off from work to help understand how much the stress is affecting me mentally, and they’ve contacted me 4 times on the first day because they just don’t get it. If you are a personnel manager please monitor your employees ’vacation’ and make sure they can have time to ‘disconnect’.

Listen human. You’re already on a space ship. You’re just too overwhelmed by your own existence to comprehend the implications. It’s ok tho. I’ve brought a cat.

Listen human. You’re already on a space ship. You’re just too overwhelmed by your own existence to comprehend the implications. It’s ok tho. I’ve brought a cat.

A frosty and beautiful start to the day with Oreo and our flock of sheep enjoying breakfast

It’s time to hang the dj

The propaganda outlets are very active today.

New space noir music from Alec 'No orientation' open.spotify.com/track/3anVNm...

#Halloween. The ghost of Strummer is strong with this one

#Halloween. In the neighborhood

New space noir music from Alec 'No orientation' open.spotify.com/track/3anVNm...

#Bloomscrolling. Giant milkweed. Unfortunately hardly any monarch butterflies this year.

Words from the last 30 minutes 🕥 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3.do you want to go outside? 2. 1. I live with a dog.🐕

Unsolicited advice: alter reality by not working a random Monday. Use any means at your disposal. Tomorrow never knows.

You scan while they scan. This is the way

I read this phrase and I can’t find the source. Does anyone know it? “Killing your self while healing yourself is the greatest thing of all’

Sometimes I do not want to ever go to sleep. Other times, I do not want to be awake. Right now you will not find me sleeping.

If you build it, they will come...

On a Sunday, afternoon.

Blursid turkeys. #ibis. #birds