For Sale: 1 Spine, never used. If interested, contact Mike Johnson.

I’m no strategist, but calling in all the top military brass to call them disgusting fatties who should disregard the constitution the day before they stop being paid is perhaps not the best way to ensure loyalty.

Funny thing about Amelia Earhart is that Trump is in the Epstein Files!

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

First honest thing to ever ooze out of that bronzer caked black hole he calls a mouth!

What your Jack ‘O Lanterns will look like come November 1st.

Is this the rapture everyone’s been talking about? youtu.be/T092lRzCejU?...

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

🎶I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my Orange Creamsicle🎶

Not hard to imagine Miller saying this while greedily biting the head off of a puppy!

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

Sometimes people make trashy decisions or align themselves with garbage people because they are in fact trash.

Everyone post a Batman!

“While that opinion might fly in the face of everything I’ve ever written about Trump, shut up."

Yes Ezra we have live here with them, but we don’t have to tolerate them or their intolerant ideology!

Everyone needs to watch this!

Anyone want to look out the window for me and see if pigs have started to fly?

It’s all bluster, hot air and farts in the wind. Remember that each and every one of them are weak, idiotic, cowardly, insecure bullies. And like bullies will fold like a deck chair the moment they’re stood up to.

Is there any photo of him out there that doesn’t look like he’s hoping no one noticed he just sharted himself?!

Jeffery…. Epstein

This needs to be everyone’s daily mantra.

“These people”

Charlie Kirk meeting his creator

I’d rather wager on Minor Threat doing a reunion than this happening. Seems like a safer bet.

What the, and I can’t emphasize this enough, ACTUAL FUCK!!!

That would require the public to actually watch and listen to Kirk so I wouldn’t be placing bets on canonization just yet.

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If I’m being honest with myself I feel for Charlie Kirk about as much as I feel for a person who got mauled to death by a pit bull they spent their life mistreating. Sure it’s tragic, but it’s not like they weren’t the architect of their own demise.

That about sums it up for me

Alright folks we have a winner for the internet today!

Chess pieces that demand to speak to their lawyer when they’re captured

Ken Russell’s Freejack

Once again for all the non voters out there…

Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Trump declaring "Chipocalypse Now" and pledging to unleash "the Department of WAR" on America's third largest city, leaders of both parties have shown disregard for presidential norms.