Pearjams
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Engineer, love animals, reader, Svengoolie watcher, etc.
Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell next week. I will see you then
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#HowtoMakeAMonster
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Strippers vs. Werewolves sounds like a hilarious movie. Especially the fact that she is sporting a shotgun on the cover.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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I am so happy Gwengoolie made an appearance. We needed some eye candy after looking at Pete for 2 hours.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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This woman is insane. All Hollywood movies are made in the pits of Hell. Everybody knows that.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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The true monster dies and the movie ends. Applause.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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Pete's escaping through the fire.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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And children this is why we don't have candles and polyester curtains near each other.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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Pete's assistant is bald because his barber fell asleep cutting away from his hairline.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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A cathedral. I knew I had seen one of those candle lighters before. It was at church.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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So out of the entire world this one man's apartment is colored? How come the murderer gets the whole chromatic spectrum?
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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A monster? Why would I know anything about monsters?
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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We have a choice between gorgeous girls and horror? I thought the gorgeous girls were in horror. Tina in Final Girls and Samara Weaving in The Babysitter.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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That bathing suit/lingerie did not go with that leather jacket. Simpler would be better in that situation, I think.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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How is the guard sure he's dead? He glanced at him in a dark room. He didn't check his pulse or use a mirror to see if he's breathing. These guys need some training.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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Pete's apprentice has the biggest head. Does he hide makeup under there to take home?
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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This guy will be caught pretty quick if he doesn't kill someone off the lot. Everyone will just ask who the creepiest person on the lot is and assume that's the killer.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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A grown man is scared of horror movies, of course he wants them gone. They aren't even doing a body horror movie. Sad.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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I am passive and obedient too if you give me a milkshake.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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Keep your tawdry week's salary, I've been embezzling from here for years.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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I love these recipe videos because it gives you an idea of what the process looks like in the middle. With my luck I would use the recipe and get a librarian or something.
#Svengoolie
#HowtoMakeAMonster
3 days ago
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The things I would let Julie Newmar dressed as Catwoman do to me. MEOW!
#MeTV
#Batman
10 days ago
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"Parents" is if a vegetarian was forced to write a movie about meat eaters and they just ran with it. Eat meat = cannibal = 1950s Randy Quaid dad. Talk about having the neighbors over for dinner.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Sorry for being slow
#SvenPals
but I will see you next week for more
#Svengoolie
fun.
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Where is Parents 2? Where Michael continues his revenge against the nuclear family.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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So you can just order a butt online now? What a world we live in.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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What did he do wrong? #1 He threatened his wife's son. #2 He should have just accepted his son was a vegetarian. #3 He let him have a knife.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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I knew Michael was the real killer all along.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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What a waste of a perfectly good freezer. Just throw the body in the window well. That's just lazy.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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He could have got a beef leg or a mutton leg or drumsticks and instead picked a gross human leg.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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That sounds like a great idea. A laundry bag that, when full, looks like a corpse.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Shopping is getting harder and harder these days. You have to go to the Human Testing Division for a good cut of meat.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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That cannibal commercial was great and it's nice to see Gwengoolie in one of her "living" roles.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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I can't decide who is crazier: Dad, mom, Michael, Michael's girlfriend, the shrink? This movie is just like real life.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Mom is offended that he won't eat her cooking.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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That wasn't a real coroner. He wasn't eating food while touching the bodies. He needed a sandwich or a bag of chips at least.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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That bag is big enough to hide kids in for supper.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Miss Dew like missed you, hilarious.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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At what age do you stop putting kids of opposing genders alone in a room together? Because they are already wrestling.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Toxico, I wonder what they make there. Probably cookies and cakes.
#Svengoolie
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#Parents
10 days ago
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People have too much water in their bodies to burn forever. You have to hook up a gas input eventually and it's just better to leave it as is.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Crazy people and aliens? Is this one of those mixed genre films? At some point a monster shows up ?
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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That kid is whacky.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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Randy Quaid's character is obviously a murderous psycho. He golfs.
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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His parents probably paid good money for that blood bed. And what does he do he dives onto it from across the room and wrecks it on his first night. Kids!
#Svengoolie
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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That kid is creeping me out. I hope his parents can give him the help he needs.
#HouseofSvengoolie
#Parents
10 days ago
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#Svengoolie
ends and Batman begins. See you next week for Parents with the gorgeous Gwengoolie,
#SvenPals
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#TheCar
17 days ago
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So this whole movie was like 3 days?
#Svengoolie
#TheCar
17 days ago
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Someone is really blazing it up in the car. I couldn't even see him.
#Svengoolie
#TheCar
17 days ago
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Nice he locked the door so the car can't escape. Genius.
#Svengoolie
#TheCar
17 days ago
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The Car doesn't run on gas. It runs on blood. That's where it gets its special powers.
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#TheCar
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