Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell next week. I will see you then #svenpals. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

Strippers vs. Werewolves sounds like a hilarious movie. Especially the fact that she is sporting a shotgun on the cover. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

I am so happy Gwengoolie made an appearance. We needed some eye candy after looking at Pete for 2 hours. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

This woman is insane. All Hollywood movies are made in the pits of Hell. Everybody knows that. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

The true monster dies and the movie ends. Applause. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

Pete's escaping through the fire. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

And children this is why we don't have candles and polyester curtains near each other. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

Pete's assistant is bald because his barber fell asleep cutting away from his hairline. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

A cathedral. I knew I had seen one of those candle lighters before. It was at church. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

So out of the entire world this one man's apartment is colored? How come the murderer gets the whole chromatic spectrum? #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

A monster? Why would I know anything about monsters? #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

We have a choice between gorgeous girls and horror? I thought the gorgeous girls were in horror. Tina in Final Girls and Samara Weaving in The Babysitter. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

That bathing suit/lingerie did not go with that leather jacket. Simpler would be better in that situation, I think. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

How is the guard sure he's dead? He glanced at him in a dark room. He didn't check his pulse or use a mirror to see if he's breathing. These guys need some training. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

Pete's apprentice has the biggest head. Does he hide makeup under there to take home? #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

This guy will be caught pretty quick if he doesn't kill someone off the lot. Everyone will just ask who the creepiest person on the lot is and assume that's the killer. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

A grown man is scared of horror movies, of course he wants them gone. They aren't even doing a body horror movie. Sad. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

I am passive and obedient too if you give me a milkshake. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

Keep your tawdry week's salary, I've been embezzling from here for years. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

I love these recipe videos because it gives you an idea of what the process looks like in the middle. With my luck I would use the recipe and get a librarian or something. #Svengoolie #HowtoMakeAMonster

The things I would let Julie Newmar dressed as Catwoman do to me. MEOW! #MeTV #Batman

"Parents" is if a vegetarian was forced to write a movie about meat eaters and they just ran with it. Eat meat = cannibal = 1950s Randy Quaid dad. Talk about having the neighbors over for dinner. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Sorry for being slow #SvenPals but I will see you next week for more #Svengoolie fun. #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Where is Parents 2? Where Michael continues his revenge against the nuclear family. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

So you can just order a butt online now? What a world we live in. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

What did he do wrong? #1 He threatened his wife's son. #2 He should have just accepted his son was a vegetarian. #3 He let him have a knife. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

I knew Michael was the real killer all along. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

What a waste of a perfectly good freezer. Just throw the body in the window well. That's just lazy. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

He could have got a beef leg or a mutton leg or drumsticks and instead picked a gross human leg. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

That sounds like a great idea. A laundry bag that, when full, looks like a corpse. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Shopping is getting harder and harder these days. You have to go to the Human Testing Division for a good cut of meat. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

That cannibal commercial was great and it's nice to see Gwengoolie in one of her "living" roles. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

I can't decide who is crazier: Dad, mom, Michael, Michael's girlfriend, the shrink? This movie is just like real life. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Mom is offended that he won't eat her cooking. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

That wasn't a real coroner. He wasn't eating food while touching the bodies. He needed a sandwich or a bag of chips at least. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

That bag is big enough to hide kids in for supper. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Miss Dew like missed you, hilarious. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

At what age do you stop putting kids of opposing genders alone in a room together? Because they are already wrestling. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Toxico, I wonder what they make there. Probably cookies and cakes. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

People have too much water in their bodies to burn forever. You have to hook up a gas input eventually and it's just better to leave it as is. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Crazy people and aliens? Is this one of those mixed genre films? At some point a monster shows up ? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

That kid is whacky. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

Randy Quaid's character is obviously a murderous psycho. He golfs. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

His parents probably paid good money for that blood bed. And what does he do he dives onto it from across the room and wrecks it on his first night. Kids! #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

That kid is creeping me out. I hope his parents can give him the help he needs. #HouseofSvengoolie #Parents

#Svengoolie ends and Batman begins. See you next week for Parents with the gorgeous Gwengoolie, #SvenPals. #TheCar

So this whole movie was like 3 days? #Svengoolie #TheCar

Someone is really blazing it up in the car. I couldn't even see him. #Svengoolie #TheCar

Nice he locked the door so the car can't escape. Genius. #Svengoolie #TheCar

The Car doesn't run on gas. It runs on blood. That's where it gets its special powers. #Svengoolie #TheCar