Goodnight #SvenPals see you at the next showing. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

"Good job today, gentlemen. Today the aliens, tomorrow the world.." -Godzilla #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

How many of these Kaiju are just living dinosaurs? 🦖 #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

The French population has attacked the king and are attempting to remove his head. History in the making. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Godzilla charges in for the power slam! It's going to be a battle for the ages folk! #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

That's because Godzilla loves his son and won't just leave him. Not like some people. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

To think of all the times I was in space and didn't have an angle grinder. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

You age faster in space. I guess. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

I'm sure that is just a conventional flame system for destroying bacterial life that all alien races utilize in space. Humans are just too much like bacteria. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

They better be careful. I'm pretty sure Buddy Holly died in a helicopter crash in Alpine Valley. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

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Those automated rock walls aren't cheap. This place was quite an investment for such poor plumbing. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Scientists today are raspberry cream flavored. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

We need more Frisbees shaped like UFOs. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Dance time! #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

The tank men are olive flavored and more of a savory treat. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Godzilla doesn't want to eat a whole 6 pack of lemon drops. It's just too sour. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

He rips out a woman's earrings. When will he be charged for it. That's assault, brother. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

The Simpsons proved it, monorails are dangerous. Wyrms will even attempt to mate with them. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Godzilla stubs his toe... #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Rodan better be careful. If he gets to District 12 Katniss will take him down. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

If the vest and flannel were any newer they would still have the price tags attached. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Why would he have a hearing aid in his neck? The neck, the second set of ears. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

If those were American police they would have been shooting at the corpse. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Aliens with human handcuffs. What kind of nonsense is this? #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Why say anything when no word do trick? #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

I was really hoping we would see how tight the suits were on the posterior. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

That's Godzilla fart. Highly toxic to most creatures. To Godzilla it just smells like daisies. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

This woman is smart so she must be an alien. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Rodan can fly!? Why didn't anyone tell me? #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Monsterland? Wasn't that the island in Scooby-Doo? #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

They wear yellow so the Kaiju know that they are lemon flavored. #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

So where is Matthew Broderick? #Svengoolie #DestroyAllMonsters

Night #SvenPals see you next week. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

Gwengoolie being as gorgeous 🥰 as always. Marry me, Gwengoolie, we can have a horde of ghouls together. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

Heaven closed for George Washington's birthday. That's pretty funny. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

They are really tearing up that yard with no regard for landscaping costs. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

Happy Father's Day, dads. May your children always make you proud. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

That was hilarious. "Melody, I'm a boy" #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

Ghost to Ghost broadcast is when a horror movie host broadcasts another horror movie host's show. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

Dance, fools. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

I wouldn't mind living with a ghost girl especially this one. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

The spirits were a little too strong for him. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

Mildred is hilarious. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

"You would hear them if you were psychic like me, not just some annoying ordinary putz" #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

The ghost breaks the table. FOR SCIENCE! #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

That's where they got the idea for the Masturbation Station. Available Sundays between 2 and 4. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

He lands like a sack of lead and she floats gracefully down like a fairy. I mean just because he's a fat guy... #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

If throwing a body in a well is considered a burial then I have a new business to start. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives

Of course the maid is an angry lady. She has to deal with ghosts day and night. #Svengoolie #TheTimeofTheirLives