Take em all down This isn't party lined Except that the sweetness of all is putting you know who behind bars. No picture in the WH. No honorary guard. Treat his history as the disgrace it is.

This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)

So this happened here tonight.

Pepperidge Farm Remembers Where You Left Your Keys

Funny, coming from D "John" T Jus sayin.

👀 OooOoohh. Making it! 👏🦃

Big Borb

Home is where the bra gets tossed

When Whoppers and Cheeseburgers started being identical

If every other word is fuck you might be old

Shots! But it's just me with a dixie cup in the bathroom and my regular nightly pills and vitamins

Remind me to tell you about the obelisks someday I'm far too tired to take pics, tell stories, and whatever

Rice and business is just me putting away leftovers

Moskowitz keeps the sarcastic jabs going and really, he's not even a ridiculously numeral negative amount close to the worst of whom they are discussing

📣 Ummm, c/o @wesmoodykc.bsky.social's watch alert🚨 This KU v Duke game is a WATCHER 👀

Stand with Piggy We're all #MissPiggy

It's only 8pm I feel like we just turned clocks back 3hrs

@support.bsky.team, why am I having difficulty adding photos to posts with alt text? This has been happening for 4-5 months Android user

Kisses on the nose on demand from my kitty cat🥹🥰 When you find her alone and cold at 3wks old, you can teach some human stuff

once when I was 17, I was driving home from class eating a Blo-pop. a guy in the next car made a rude remark and I was so enraged I beamed the Blo-pop at him as hard as I could. I didn't realize his passenger window was open. it flew it and cracked him right in the forehead. and STUCK THERE. glory

He wouldn't ever buy this for himself, so what better time than The Big 40?!?!🎂 I get my own private barista too, ya know😘

Dinner at Marina 27 at Lake Lotawana for @wesmoodykc.bsky.social's 🎉40th Birthday🎉🥳

I'm looking at unseating our #1 in fantasy league this week, putting @scarletwastaken.bsky.social in sole top spot cc: @rckchkhwk.bsky.social

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Holy shnikies, Journey is going on tour?? Who wants to buy matching Tees and go with meeeeeeee

I like the Football

1000% upgrade, imo

two cats, both alike in dignity,,,

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

I like muscle cars enough to want to own one and I can thank/blame my Dad for that

Yard mowed at a shallower depth, leaves mulched in, and it's not looking too shabby🍂

Haven't felt like being in the kitchen much lately Today is different 🍜🍽👩‍🍳

Repost with an iconic fictional band

What's something you never leave the house without? A hair tie and chapstick

According to Mom, their golf course community shared photos of this phenomenon like another sequel to Cocoon 🤣🤣🤣

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JC, Venus. What you doin outchere??

The higher IQ go beyond biased news sources for truths

'Shake your tail feathers' is a real thing Watching my ducks out there from the kitchen window and they are happy AF 🥹

Pabs has made a groundbreaking observation: if you sit very still in colorful leaf litter, humans will drop everything to admire you.

Turns out, @wesmoodykc.bsky.social was celebrating hims 🎈🥳🎉40TH BIRTHDAY🎉🥳🎈 a couple days early and it's well deserved so... YELL REAL LOUD, your HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES cuz he's likely hungover at his brother's house 🤣

Up early on a Saturday. I think this is how villains are born.

Some people bring the suffer onto themselves His fall will be mighty, taking down many with him Don't enable sociopaths is reading writing arithmetic stuff ffs

*taps mic* If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!! It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️

If you've texted your partner and they haven't responded in 6hrs, you call em, right??

The absolute tear jerker full circle know how tight they are was finding out who directed this

I couldn't watch it last week Trying this again bc I didn't just lose my aunt It's still hard I hate death

I haven't seen anyone come close to Linda Evangelista's chameleon hair color prowess until Ms. Pew came along 🤩

My 77yo shutterbug Mom went out and took this pic Tuesday night. Lake Perry, KS 📷😲🤩

I'm listening to obsessive cat licks over my shoulder, look up and this sweet, but heathen orange kitty girl is cleaning her paw. She's just so pretty.