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you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

They don’t want to put their method on paper because they know it’s unconstitutional and embarrassing.

They speak of human lives as just another form of currency that is required to be spent on Trump’s war.

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I don’t know why I am posting this. I am literally crying in the bathroom at work reading it. You should read it, but you probably will wish you hadn’t. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Remember— the image of Slim Pickens riding that h-bomb down is aspirational to a not insignificant portion of the population.

Get in loser, we’re going losing

Incidentally this is also true for the number of soybeans we sell

whee

I continue to feel validated by my belief that if a generative machine is making it, that work did not need to be done

Why bother having spies or engage in espionage when you can just track U.S. military plans by following polymarket bets of insider traders in the Trump administration?

crazy time for a trip to the moon considering gas prices right now

If you are a non-combatant, and even a non-combatant who has the *explicit job* of diplomatic negotiation, you are not protected from arbitrary murder. This is not how things are supposed to work and the constant degradation of this norm will, inevitably, one day, bite the perpetrators back.

Picture it: groceries

Every conservative seems obsessed with saying "Actually 13 year olds should count as adults", the only question is if it's for putting them in prison or having sex with them.

All this shit just seems like tacit acknowledgment that the late stage capitalist future will suck and everyone will be miserable

Syracuse is named after a classical Greek city known for its practical and artistic ceramics, a city which is now in Italy. When we kill the humanities we kill self-knowledge. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/n...

It’s arguably less a war than it is just a string of war crimes

Trump felt so bad about draft-dodging in Vietnam he decided to start and lose his very own bungled war

plausible

The death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a Blind Rohingya refugee who was left on the freezing streets of Buffalo by Border Patrol officers, was ruled a homicide. New from me at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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Solicitor General Sauer just said birthright citizenship “demeans the priceless and profound gift of American citizenship” which is hilarious since Trump has literally proposed selling citizenship for $5 million a pop like we have an actual price www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-...

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sometimes the timeline just lines up perfectly

Seems apropos youtu.be/UzkfUnEcgNI?...

“a vast new sub-caste of children who might forever remain ‘stateless.’ That would evidently apply both to those brought here through no fault of their own and those born here.” Gee this sounds an awful lot like slavery

Hasan Piker sounds like a medieval military unit

Entering the civil war on the side of Cars Should Have Door Handles

Twitter literally suspended me for saying this to Elon Musk

Why on Earth does anyone believe anything he says www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Nothing says ‘confidence’ like www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Made the mistake of reacting ‘lol is this April fools’ to a homepage comp this morning It was not an April fools prank

The rule of law won’t be upheld by DOJ prosecutions, which are apparently now tailored to please and benefit the President, often to the detriment of the country.

Tesla with Gadsden flag license plate

Trump’s cuts to Medicaid will disproportionally impact rural hospitals and those that serve Black and Latino patients. Medicaid funding must be restored NOW.

Loud and proud, outlet

wow that’s a fucking headline

Republican House Budget Chair Jodey Arrington says Congress can pay for Trump's Iran war by making further cuts to key programs like Medicaid and SNAP

JFC

i’m glad the Supreme Court said what we’ve all been thinking: lawyers should be in charge of medicine

Worth noting that Donald Trump just announced the end of NATO and the Special Relationship in one tweet.

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

I cannot understate what a terrible, hateful, harmful idea this is. We all knew the thin veneer of “open markets! Capitalism!” for the GOP was gone, but now they’re not even pretending. This is a direct shot at small businesses, the lifeblood of the economy, for no legitimate reason.

The whole thing about Democrats searching for a winning message for the midterms is infuriating because it is staring them in the face: Rule of Law — People who do illegal shit should face consequences. For insider trading. For illegal wars. For ignoring court orders. For being a pedophile.

your golgi apparatus isn’t even packaging proteins and lipids into vesicles you piece of shit

Pete Hegseth recited a prayer that includes this line: "I pursued my enemies and overtook them...They cried to the Lord, but He did not answer them." Hegseth genuinely believes God answers him but doesn't answer the enemy. He believes this justifies maximal violence and brutality in his war.

Man this is some seriously fucked up shit

Kind of sad that we’re all just watching to see if democracy or Trump dies first.