This sounds vaguely familiar.

I'd break up with my weather app but I'm afraid of getting custody of this weather

Same energy

If you're adding books to read for the #transrightsreadathon don't forget you can read my books too and support me! I have 3 books out currently, ranging from spies, Sci-Fi, to Romantasy. 🤗

I hate how much sense this makes.

First crocus– One little blossom Brings limitless joy (My 📸) #HaikuSaturday #Bloomscrolling

Fascinating. I wish N > 100, but otherwise, this is still quite revealing in terms of effects on both writers and editors.

the world is just ozempic, ai, and heated rivalry

This is correct.

The King is mad

Signs of spring. The first day we haven't had pouring rain in 6 days.

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

Happy Spring! 🌼

Just what we need in these depressing times.

Variant covers for JLU #20 & Supergirl #14 @dc.com

"This Is America- Childish Gambino

I’m considered an “overseas” voter even though I’m in Canada, but Mr. Neguse is my representative in Congress and he’s doing a dang fine job. If you want to call your rep and ask them to co-sponsor this bill to get dark billionaire money out of politics, that would be a good thing

Happy first day of Spring! 🌱 We’re very eager to see it arrive here.

Today I review PUBLIC DOMAIN PARTY! by Zachary Shatzer. A fun look back at some old books. #booksky ruinedchapel.com/2026/03/20/b...

Q: What is the goal of your research? Researcher 1: Finding root causes of Parkinson's. Me: Admirable! Researcher 2: Controlling stem cell differentiation. Me: Fascinating! Researcher 3: Making old people feel even more self-conscious about aging. Me: Asshole. www.huffpost.com/entry/why-do...

Ooof, have not practiced eyes for a while.

I keep coming back to this, but even if we discount all the other reasons to be against genAI, “I can’t be bothered to read anything that someone couldn’t be bothered to write” rings very true. If you aren’t passionate enough to write about a thing, just…don’t publish anything about it! That’s it!

Robots now account for 98% of all acts of violence at Hot Pot restaurants.

I mean, whose uncle hasn't done exactly this after having a few too many during the holidays?

"Okay, I see the problem now. You had this robot set to Waffle House."

In fairness, asking an actual robot to dance "the robot" is insensitive.

The mistake was allowing it to taste the food.

Going up to Marco Rubio and saying “I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes”.

Computer assistance should've ended with spellcheck. That was all we really needed.

An excellent read

ok, but my max is like 10.

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I've got a history joke. I've got a history joke. I've got a history joke. I've got a history joke I've got a history joke. I've got...

New rule: Only good news when the weather is above 90°. It's too hot for the other kind.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Has skibidi been replaced by some new term yet? What’s the current slang for something that’s sketchy or not so good?

Everyone is very bad at social media today, please log off and try again tomorrow.

You just know that there's a giant, gold-encrusted "EVEN BIGGER MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" sign that they are waiting to unfurl.

Keep your snacks close. Your friends and enemies will sort themselves out.

Ian Fiveankles gets to the heart of all the Arsenal hatred. . .

i would like to propose that our times move from unprecedented/uncertain to new roman.

It's entirely within the spirit of the times that the first photo of the Baywatch reboot is of the star adjusting her falsies.

Spiffy bonus effects aside—and dang, greatly reduced heart disease and dementia risk are GREAT bonuses—the shingles vaccine helps you avoid shingles, which is some of the most painful shit ever and can cause blindness, deafness, and other permanent issues. It’s a good one to get as soon as you can.

Thanks to all the peeps who joined Luke Daniels and me on the livestream! We both have it posted to our Facebook pages if you missed it.

The White House texting every country "Will you help keep the Strait of Hormuz open?" and just getting this emoji back: 🫥