Wrote something nice for Bryan Passifiume, hope he likes it

Now is NOT the time to tone down the rhetoric

Spotted in the wild! Such a great read. Thanks, @dannyramadan.com

Renee Good.

My body is mourning the absence of sugar, cheese and alcohol. Please respect my privacy at this time.

new planner contains the *essential* info

practicing my celebration for when it happens

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

This acute analysis of modern political affairs deserves to be shared far and wide, so I added alt text.

A little bit of illegal, unsanctioned military action, as a treat.

You’re all so fucking cranky right now. It’s just like being with family post holidays 🥹

Your regular reminder that criticizing Israel is not antisemitism Netanyahu is a war criminal and the genocidal actions of the state deserve to be condemned

Louder for those in the back: YOU ARE TOTALLY FUCKING FINE THE WAY YOU ARE

this is bullshit there’s no way i’m doing this sober

I AM MOTHER BRINGER OF CHRISTMAS and yet somehow also woman, puter-awayer of christmas as well

Went and did my goddamn workout at the stupid gym and I feel fucking fantastic now, but I still hate it.

Hopefully I won’t need to be sworn into anything before Spring 2027 😜

Dude. You told us you’d be right back. You’re gonna have to do better than a promise.

Aww where’d his Nordic knit mittens go? They were iconic.

I did Not-zi that coming.

Ooh

yep. Particularly #1

Why you gotta do this on a holiday, man? This hurts.

Where I grew up, we didn’t celebrate new years because making a ruckus to wake the neighbourhood at midnight, day drinking and not doing shit we resolved to do the night before was what we did every day.

Almost brought to completion my annual ritual killing of the poinsettia. If you explain in the comments how to not kill my poinsettia, I will block you for shaming my cultural traditions.

Okay, but tomorrow will also mark the anniversary of another revolution of your planet around the sun. And the next day, and the next day...

the doctor will see you now 2026

the bear is my new mentor neck hump ✔️ chubby ✔️ furry ✔️ super fucking irritable ✔️ washed up on a beach in europe? a girl can dream

all i’m saying is that if this turned into one of those waking-up-to-find-out-it-was-all-a-bad-dream narratives, i wouldn’t be mad about it

*stretches hamstrings* *cracks neck* *lets out huffy breath* we can do this bitches

Gavin Newsom, with a brutal reality check on the serial lying pedophile's bullshit claims about him choosing to remove the National Guard from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

I don't believe you.

If a friend acted like AI - stealing your ideas, making shit up, gaslighting you into psychosis - you wouldn’t hesitate to kick that shit to the curb. Jus’ sayin’

When my daughter moves out, i think we’ll find 234,654,825 hair pins and 78,983 hair elastics in her room.

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

Feeling artsy. I’ve titled this one ‘Late December’

@globalnews.ca ?

so, same as it ever was

no wonder the oligarchs paid to make america believe this guy was too dangerous to vote for

My arsenal. Choose your weapon.

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christmas eve epiphany: the character i most closely identify with in home alone now is old man mueller

Eating chocolates in front of my dog to remind her that it is man that is made in God’s image.

Excellent advice. Take care of YOU.

The best time to stand against this was 2016 when the writing first appeared on the wall, but the second best time is of course… NOW

All cheeseboards are emotional support cheeseboards by default. That’s the origin story of cheeseboards as a festive staple.