I remember when the Kennedy Center celebrated interesting people with talent. How far it has fallen.

at the Labyrinth FORTIETH anniversary showing this evening. The place WAS PACKED! Over 90% full! - - and 99% female… “ladies of a certain age” + their daughters + granddaughters

I think this may be the only positive thing I’ve posted about myself for ages

Mine's glitched out. I have it set for 2020's, but all my DC vacation photos come out looking like Berlin in 1936.

Sound on. Have a little light in your day.

Nearly THREE weeks’ worth of facial hair came off today. Damn, but my skin looks fantastic! I should try this “shaving” more often 😮

I think this may be my finest work. Pinning it.

I, for one, cannot understand why men like Rupert Lowe are opposed to banning X, despite it assisting sex offenders, paying people to invite the foreign powers to invade the U.K, and allowing state-sponsored cyber warfare against our democracy. It's a real mystery...🤔

there was no such thing as “hot honey”

Snow bra Snow bra Amber snow bra Freezing British cities like the titties on yer ma

“Honestly, I don’t even know what I’m doing here anymore …. Can someone get me an Uber?”

I have my 3-monthly inoculation against “manliness” again tomorrow. Having not been looking after myself in my depression slump, I “look a right state” - it’s going to take a couple of hours to become presentable before I go goodnight

Narrator: “He does not, in fact, have any morality whatsoever”

BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM ACCIDENTALLY NAMES ICE OFFICER. youtu.be/56bppnaepOs?...

Wossy!

apparently BlueSky is suppressing his name in searches

“Honestly, I don’t even know what I’m doing here anymore …. Can someone get me an Uber?”

Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good

with all the other shit that he and his regime is up to, he STILL has time to obsess over transgender people

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Please Tread On Me pin. Grab a few so you can hand one out to the next bootlicker who tells you "Just obey orders if you don't want the government to shoot you in the head". collabs.shop/shvqe5

Hear me out- A pizza topped with a generous layer of ravioli

Excellent new Private Eye cover.

LucyCat has us on a 9:25pm curfew youtube.com/shorts/voYNL...

LIVE at 2pm

oh my!

Everyone: "Don't worry, things can't get any worse online". Online:

well, he failed to get his Trump mediterranean resort in Gaza…

40 years ago this week, Rik Mayall completed children's TV, with his telling of ', George's Marvellous Medicine' on Jackanory. Here's the whole thing in one video. I love that his voice for Granny is just him riffing off Ade's Vyvyan voice. I really miss him. Bastard!

2026 is ONE WEEK OLD

Amongst everything else, I'm thinking about how eager the UK press were initially to swallow the Met's lie that Jean Charles de Menezes was a terrorist after they executed him in a tube station

I think I might take my wedding dress out of it’s cover today, and have a good cry while looking at it

up early to put the overflowing recycling out. Bloody cold out there. LucyCat is complaining loudly that I’m out of the warm safety of the bed. - I have followed her orders and returned to sub-duvet

IMPORTANT : SPOKANKI PREMIERE youtu.be/I0VQuQuJJg4?...

Cheese 🧀 (Wensleydale) ✅ Wine 🍷 (Moscato) ✅ Sorted

They were taken to Venezuela, and hidden

This is how you can be an ally. They need to feel the cost of what they've done.

“free from chores”???

coverage of forthcoming book on downthetubes.net 😎

and so begins our first official day of “not going to get re married “ 😢

Tell me when you see it...

2025 was fairly shit. 2026 is really shaping up already. goodnight

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64

she couldn’t date a guy with poor spelling

He should invade Transgengia and kidnap someone

ugh Am almost certain to loose my job soon. 2 possible versions - one much better than the other, but both resulting in no job or income. sadly, this has resulted in Penny and I taking the difficult decision to cancel our upcoming wedding/vow renewal. We’re absolutely heartbroken

“International Law is Gay” says “American Chauvinist”(Nazi)

"Björk urges Greenland to declare independence as Trump threatens takeover" www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...