it’s a week later - PLEASE can the media stop wittering about the Met Gala

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

And here’s another newly elected Reform charmer on Sunderland council. Illiterate to boot! You could weep at what the democratic process is throwing up…

Absolutely Brilliant ! I’d half a mind to bother with EuroVision this year, because I’ve followed our act for quite a while, and the track bangs … but there’s the small matter of Israel and the boycott youtube.com/watch?v=oY-n...

Morning, Sunderland. Meet one of your new councillors. "In now deleted posts, Gibbins ranted on social media that he ‘carnt [sic] believe amount of Nigerians in town’ and they ‘should melt them all down and fill in the pot holes’." What happened to Reform's " metro.co.uk/2026/05/09/r...

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let’s see how our glorious new Reform led council will handle the £12m needed to fix this important bridge www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

goodnight folks. having been unconscious most of the day, let’s see if I can sleep tonight! (hopefully without nightmares)

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Estrogen is good shit

Took the Voight-Kampff back in 2017. Turned out that I wasn’t really a man, after all

Björk wants you! To learn how to program a 303!

bad night with heartburn (side effect of the depression meds), also had back pain from gardening- so have slept a lot today. View from pillow this afternoon

a week on, I’m still shaken by this. it wasn’t real, but the memory is

before bedtime, let’s just check in with The Land Of The Free … oh!

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

FUCK

Had enough of the shit today. Am going to consume a huge amount of lasagna, garlic ciabatta… and plenty of wine

False Idols? Graven Images? Golden Calfs? Fat Shits?

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

still waiting on local results. Not hopeful. Reform got Sunderland, the south neighbour

Mar-a-Lago Face: When Power Develops a Look worth a watch youtube.com/watch?v=J5mc...

it’s time!

Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember bum bum bum bum Esso Blue

LuciferCat - just chillin’ - and always maintaining his dignity

History repeating

CatGirls be…

Not sure why Youtube suggested this for me today. Heady days when such lyrics could be played on Radio 1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0R...

OMG stupid racist fuckers www.bbc.co.uk/news/electio...

cant they fly? I thought they were supposed to be all “Blade Runner” an’shit?

I’m told my acceptance speech upset some of the BBC journalists who were in the room. I said what I said and it’s the truth 🤷‍♀️

THE PEACHES OF WRATH

The man from Del Monte, he say bye bye

was just refused at the polling station for not having photo ID with me … … TO DROP OFF MY POSTAL VOTE !!!! Yes, I needed photo ID to drop a sealed anonymous envelope into a black bag !!! but I WOULDNT have needed any to put it into a postbox a few days ago! what a 🤬🤬🤬 farce

DON’T LICK UNFAMILIAR RATS 🐀

fun fact: I can provide “boob hypnosis” if required

yes, Young Man in the supermarket! I saw you looking. enquiringly. questioning. was I a…? am I…? and - confused and conflicted by your attraction to me…!…!

I give you my affection and I give you my time Trying to get a connection on the telephone line You're so close but far away I call you up all night and day I give you my affection and I give you my time <The number you have reached has been disconnected>

..I assure you I AM a real.. no, I'm, no, not a pre-recorded robot.. if you'd just.. but this IS my real voice.. hello?.. hello? Another one's hung up.

“yes, and would you like prawn crackers with that?”

Vanity repoast

This guy is clearly looking for trouble.

“Is Vic there?”

Ballroom price?

Estrogen is good shit

cat in a box

how to achieve RFKjr’s healthy glow and complexion