Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/19/t...

Man who cryogenically froze late wife sparks debate by dating new partner. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Man goes 'full baboon' to confront bike thieves. (Thanks @mrsemilia.bsky.social!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tom Jones gives blessing to museum mammoth named 'Tom Bones'. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Death-metal vocalist Ignacia Fernández crowned Miss World Chile. www.revolvermag.com/culture/deat...

Shout at seagulls to stop them taking your food, research suggests. news.sky.com/story/shout-...

Oxfordshire County Council has clarified that the Ghostbusters hearse would not be exempt from the city’s Congestion Charge. A spokesperson told us “It’s not as simple as buying a hearse. In order to qualify for a permit, you must also be a funeral care business.”

Bee-elzebub: new horned ‘Lucifer’ bee discovered in Western Australia. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Virgin Media issue public apology after calling Wales rugby star a 'whore'. www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/...

Horse breeder left ‘paranoid’ after neighbours complain about ‘constant neighing’. metro.co.uk/2025/11/07/h...

Orcas are ganging up on great white sharks to eat their livers. www.newscientist.com/article/2502...

Man couldn't stop hallucinating women with large breasts after eye op. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/health/...

Australian teen charged over allegedly sticking googly eyes on 'Blue Blob' artwork. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How to name a pier carousel horse. www.brightonandhovenews.org/2025/11/05/h...

Scientologists played bagpipe music on speakers to drown out protesters. uk.news.yahoo.com/scientologis...

As it is "World Sandwich Day" i am reminded of this corking Times headline That's the last time you'll see me at Cheese and Pickle Infirmary or Ham and Mustard NHS Foundation Trust or Brie and Grape Royal, let me tell you

I can't see that this has hit the anglophone papers yet, but: the password for the Louvre's CCTV was..."louvre" 🤦‍♂️ www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Second casting of stolen gold toilet up for sale. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Vancouver Island farmer left unimpressed by the majestic elk. www.vancouverislandfreedaily.com/news/vancouv...

Swan on railway line halts trains at Glasgow Central. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) news.stv.tv/west-central...

Dutch parliamentary candidate wrongly arrested for being ‘vegan streaker’. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Armed police handcuff teen after AI mistakes crisp packet for gun in US. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Jameela Jamil accidentally orgasmed while DJing in front of 6,000 farmers. www.nme.com/news/music/j...

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

Cigarette-smuggling balloons force closure of Lithuanian airport. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Wild bear stealthily enters California zoo, is found visiting the bear exhibit. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Police break up Lego theft ring, recovering hundreds of beheaded figurines. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

'Scared the heck out of me': Falling fish smashes Sask. woman's windshield. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"

Woman spends 12 hours trying to catch runaway skunk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Man turns pothole into giant bowl of beans on toast. www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Man arrested after police match underwear from robbery surveillance footage. www.wdef.com/i/man-arrest...

'Three-day cola bottles binge put me in hospital'. (Thanks @mrsemilia.bsky.social & @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Thanks to @jackboxgames.com and @djdamien.bsky.social for informing me via a game of Fibbage that this is a headline that happened in 2022... Strange addiction: Youth of West Bengal's Durgapur are 'high' on condoms and locals are baffled. www.news18.com/news/buzz/st...

This reads like the character list from a children's book

Toilet jammed by 'avant-garde plumbing sabotage'. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

'Person stuck in police car' actually a CPR dummy. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dodgy broadband is ruining phone sex and funerals - with 53% of Brits suffering problems with wifi. www.nottinghampost.com/news/uk-worl...

Meet the kebab shop owner who walks through town centre with a squirrel on him. uk.news.yahoo.com/meet-kebab-s...

Multiple news crews catch man accused of burglary — while filming segments about the suspect. people.com/news-anchor-...

Brown bear heavyweight Chunk wins Fat Bear Week despite injury. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This reminds me of an absolute classic from the Headline of the Day archive... Street artist Wanksy spray paints penises around potholes to get them filled. www.cbc.ca/news/trendin...

Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...

Starmer denies putting ‘donkey field’ in trust to avoid inheritance tax. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Apropos nothing at all, this is from Romps, Tots and Boffins.

'I've grown a 6.5m cucumber in my Midlands home garden and it's broken 4 world records for home-grown veg'. www.shropshirestar.com/news/2025/09...

Hits from the bong: music obsessives rescue the sound of Spain’s ancient bells. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...

Fish buttholes may be the reason we now have fingers, study finds. www.sciencealert.com/fish-butthol...