Hah, phew! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If that Sky Sports Halo TikTok account is still up by next week, I'll be amazed. How on earth they thought that was a good idea in 2025 is staggering. It's barely believable it's even real to be honest. Stop degrading women who work in or watch sports. It's beyond pathetic.

I for one am glad - I can finally understand football if they use pink fonts and talk about matcha 🤦‍♀️

Just saw two men walk through the train carriage wearing ‘Safer Travel Officer’ vests. A sober reminder of things going on recently 😬

I miss knitwear. It barely gets worn in winters nowadays www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...

This series of #DragRaceUK feels like the most rigged yet - the lip sync decisions are really something 🧐

Duck also gets excluded from things while having a really bad patch in their mental health. Duck is thankful for seemingly-ever-shrinking circle of close ducks www.youtube.com/shorts/-0N86...

How do you explain to your doggo that tea time is now an hour later? 😭

thatsnotmyname.mp3

Cool. How do I disable it?

Randomly encountered a @stanchow.bsky.social exhibition in Stockport! www.stockrm.org/stan-chow-pr...

Sounds like a civilisation I’d like to join…

Spending an increasing amount of time battling dust from the neighbouring construction site. Life’s too short to obsess over cleaning, but my sensitive respiratory system can’t stand the house smelling like bricks and tarmac 🤮 Can someone invent a robot duster to go along with the vacuum, please? 😅

Why do o2 feel the need to text me in the style of a psychopath?

Neurospicy hack: Catch up on important presentations by watching at 1.5 speed, to save time *and* match your brain’s thinking speed 😅

Swam quite a lot on holiday, and it felt good, but I realised that my flexibility wasn’t great when floating around, etc. So, I’ve started yoga again today - the Apple Fitness class integration is super slick 🥰 And, as expected, my corgi personal trainer got involved with cuddles and licks!

Living in the future is handy, sometimes. My 5-year-old niece somehow put her new camera’s language into Korean, then couldn’t work out why it wasn’t printing. Google Translate to the rescue - managed to change the language settings, then check the error messaging 😅

While we were away, autumn hit, but completely localised to the plant in the downstairs toilet 🤷‍♀️

Biggest first world problem, but they got rid of Wagamama at the airport 😭 I was all hyped for my noods!

AI strikes again… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BBC News guest of the day: Eurovision’s Windows95Man booked in a feature about Windows 95.

Happy with most of the line up so far, especially as a former Neighbours fan (if you ignore the former Apprentice grifter and the fact that the only George Clarke I know is the architect 😅)

@derpjames.bsky.social This dentist *could* prescribe pain meds, yay! I mean, I waited in the nearby Asda for half an hour post-extraction to find out that they didn’t have them in, but I have the prescription at least 💪

Finally had my remaining wisdom tooth out today, with a few hours’ notice (got onto a cancellation list last week). Considering this one required a stitch, and I nearly fainted in the chair (🤦‍♀️) I’m expecting the recovery time to be worse XD But it’s done, after waiting since March. Ouch, but phew!

Wow, UPS might be worse than the other delivery companies. Decided they couldn’t be arsed to deliver to me at home (where I’ve been all day) but dropped it at a vape shop over a mile away in a rough area, on a busy main road with no parking. But didn’t put it on tracking, I had to contact support 👏

Take all my money 😭 I loved these as a kid!

@headlineoftheday.bsky.social The irony of ‘comprehensive training’ 🤦‍♀️ www.bbc.com/news/article...

Heard a DPD van blasting out Think Twice by Celine Dion earlier. Sadly didn’t get to the ‘NO NO NO NOOOO’ bit, but I hope the driver was enjoying it regardless.

Why have they got people miming along to autotuned national anthems? 😭 #euro2025

Temperature drops, we open the windows to cool the house down, lovely. All of a sudden, an awful smell wafts in - why the fuck is someone frying onions at ten past eleven on a Monday night? I just can’t 🤦‍♀️

No, *you’re* sat with a dog’s cooling mat on your legs… 😬

Popped into B&Q, and they were playing Catwalk by RuPaul. Happy Pride Month 😅❤️

Nando’s forgot my chips, and Deliveroo wouldn’t send them out afterwards. I may never recover from this, and they’re both dead to me.

I love this time of year, as everything starts to flower 🥺

Looks legit…

@heyhayley.bsky.social guessing you’ve seen this?

@headlineoftheday.bsky.social This is going to end up in Fibbage… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just saw this shared by someone else - Marge Simpson is a style icon!

When you’re into your second week in a new job and find a familiar face 🥰

Thank goodness. Speedy recovery to them all ❤️

Just got home after a long weekend to catch up with the Liverpool victory parade, but then saw the news. Really hope it’s not as bad as it looks 😔

See! The migraine munchies are real! (I wasn’t paying attention, but assuming it’s to do with this: www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/health/...)

EXCLUSIVE: Christer Björkman reveals the thinking behind the Grand Final running order. "Mainly to help Sweden win again, and to totally fuck over Luxembourg" he told us. #Eurovision

EXCLUSIVE: Ncuti Gatwa pulled out of being the UK jury spokesperson because he was so angry that Red Sebastian didn't qualify. "He's absolutely fuming" a source told us. #Eurovision

Love it when she hangs out with me in the shade 🥺

Happy 30th April!

DYING (I loved this era even though she hated it)

Trying to reduce the dosage on my anti-anxiety meds so that I can cope better in hot weather. Hoping the fact that I woke up anxious on day two is just psychosomatic…