Fake Eurovision News
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Nonsense Eurovision stuff. All totally made up and just for fun!
EXCLUSIVE: EBU set to hold a vote on whether to definitely have a vote on Israel's Eurovision participation. "And we may have a vote on whether we should have that vote too" an insider told us.
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about 2 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Zoë Më says she's totally over her zero televote. Her new single 'The Public Are Wankers' is out on September 12th.
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3 months ago
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BREAKING: Remember Monday have totally forgotten what day of the week it is. "After all that Eurovision nonsense, we're all over the place!" they trilled.
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6 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Christer Björkman reveals the thinking behind the Grand Final running order. "Mainly to help Sweden win again, and to totally fuck over Luxembourg" he told us.
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6 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Ncuti Gatwa pulled out of being the UK jury spokesperson because he was so angry that Red Sebastian didn't qualify. "He's absolutely fuming" a source told us.
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6 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Celine Dion is refusing to perform at Eurovision 2025 unless she can duet with Scott Fitzgerald. "She's insisting, but Scott isn't keen" an insider told us.
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6 months ago
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REVEALED: Jon Ola Sand says he's looking forward to Eurovision 2025. "I hope Österdahl gets booed again!" he chuckled.
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7 months ago
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REVEALED: Belgium's Red Sebastian doesn't even like strobe lights or indeed clubbing. "I'd rather be at home with a good book" he told us.
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7 months ago
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BREAKING: Marco Mengoni elected as new Pope, succeeding Francis.
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7 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: The staging for Louane's entry will feature pictures of famous Mothers including Mother Teresa and Old Mother Hubbard.
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7 months ago
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BREAKING: Mary Berry will reveal the UK jury points at Eurovision 2025 as a tribute to ex-husband Colin Berry.
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7 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Australia's Go-Jo reveals that his favourite milkshake flavour is anchovy and sweetcorn. "It's gorgeous!" he told us.
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7 months ago
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REVEALED: UK act Remember Monday will do something not seen on a Eurovision stage by a UK act since 2022. "They'll sing in tune" a BBC insider told us.
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7 months ago
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BREAKING: ZiBBZ confirmed as main interval act for Eurovision 2025. "We're thrilled to get them" organisers told us.
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7 months ago
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REVEALED: Croatia's Marko Bošnjak says he's never actually had a 'Poison Cake'. "I'd prefer a lemon drizzle any day" he told us exclusively.
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8 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Norway's Kyle Alessandro reveals the meaning of his song 'Lighter'. "It's about when I wanted a cigarette but didn't have a lighter so I had to ask someone for one" he told us.
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8 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Flo Rida says he's been calling Senhit every week since Eurovision 2021. "She never returns my calls! I just want to make another 'Adrenalina'!" he told us.
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8 months ago
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BREAKING: Loreen reveals she didn't think much of 'Revolution'. "It was like a shit version of 'Heroes', with bits of paper chucked around. No wonder it lost!" she told us exclusively.
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9 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: The UK song from Remember Monday at Eurovision 2025 is called 'Serving Count(ry)'.
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9 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Erika Vikman rejects criticism that her song 'Ich Komme' is too sexual. "It's actually about the Maastricht Treaty" she told us.
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10 months ago
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BREAKING: Ireland expected to run out of tinfoil stocks following EMMY's Eurosong victory.
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10 months ago
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BREAKING: Strong rumours that the UK will send a girl band for Eurovision 2025. The group consists of Bonnie Tyler, SuRie and the woman out of Electro Velvet, according to a source.
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10 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Bobbysocks are back in MGP after 40 years, with brand new track 'Suck You Off'.
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10 months ago
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BREAKING: NeonoeN reveal they're gutted to not be Montenegro's 2025 entry. "We were so looking forward to coming 16th in semi final 2!" they told us.
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11 months ago
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BREAKING: Eric Saade to release new single 'Butter Between My Buttocks' on December 13th.
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11 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Latvia's Markus Riva says if he doesn't make it to Eurovision this year, he's going to retire from music. "I'll be 54 next year, so I'm getting too old for this" he told us.
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12 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Loreen reveals she doesn't even like tattoos. "Only twats get them" she told us.
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12 months ago
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REVEALED: UK Eurovision legend Michael Ball set to be unveiled as new James Bond actor.
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about 1 year ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Belgium's Mustii reveals why he thinks he didn't qualify at Eurovision 2024. "I had too many microphones" he told us.
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about 1 year ago
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REVEALED: SuRie is changing career and has recently qualified as a meteorologist. "I just love predicting the weather!" she told us exclusively.
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about 1 year ago
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